God, do I hate Paris.
Not to worry. Probably won't be around much longer.
I've been waiting a long time for this.
I guess what... What I'm trying to say is,
-莉莎 你愿意嫁... -你们好
- Lisa, will you mar...? - Bonjour.
We're with Tower security.
We're terribly sorry,
but you're not supposed to be here.
- Sorry. - Sorry.
So? She say yes?
- I haven't asked yet. - He hasn't asked yet.
Well, that's a terrible shame, isn't it?
Because, you see, that blinking light back there
means there's been a breach in Portal 2.
Which means, in just a few minutes,
the most vile creatures in the entire universe, the Hive,
are gonna consume every last one of us from the inside out.
I don't understand.
All will be explained if you look right...
The Tower was closed for repairs.
Ask her on the way down.
This way, please.
Mind the gap.
Right. Shall we?
Let's do this.
Who the hell are you?
Ask her again down on the ground.
- There you are. - Yeah.
All right. Let's try this again, shall we?
So, what's the play here?
We've been in this situation before.
We've never faced the Hive before.
They've never faced us.
The universe has a way of leading you
to where you're supposed to be
at the moment you're supposed to be there.
Yeah, well, sometimes, the universe gets it wrong.
"Let's have some action.
I want some asses wiggling.
I want some perfection."
Get my three-wood.
- Come on, let's go. - Okay, okay.
Oh, my God!
-天啊 宝贝 -怎么了
- Oh, my God. Baby. - What?
That wasn't no animal, okay?
It was a... It was a...
I ain't never seen nothing like that before.
It was, like, a creature.
什么 哈洛德 快报♥警♥
What? Harold, call the police.
-报什么 -报♥警♥ 快报♥警♥
- The who? - The police. Call the police!
That was fast.
Good evening, folks. We're from Animal Control.
You said you saw something?
Yeah. We haven't even called you yet.
Are we in any danger? Does it have like, rabies?
That wasn't a regular animal.
- It was like... - The creature you saw was
an unlicensed Tarantian from Andromeda II.
Very rare, very dangerous.
-不好意思 你说什么 -一只塔伦特 女士
- Sorry, what? - A Tarantian. Ma'am.
No, I know. He looks cute now.
- Tarantian? - But when they hit puberty,
they turn into real monsters.
Don't be scared. It's okay.
Tell me, is there anyone else in the house?
Just our daughter. She's sleeping.
一只浣熊 没错 这就是你们的问题
A raccoon. Yeah, that's your problem, folks.
So just go ahead and make sure those trash can lids are on nice and tight,
and we were never here.
Maybe we should go check on Molly.
We've gotta get you out of here.
我是你的朋友 我叫莫莉 去吧
I'm your friend. I'm Molly. Go on.
Well, Molly, you've scored excellent or above in every area.
身体素质 演绎推理 逻辑
Fitness, deductive reasoning, logic,
Just one problem.
You didn't check a box.
For your preferred division.
Everyone has to check a box.
Yeah, I made my own box
for the division that has no box.
You know, the division where they wear black suits
and deal with the guys from...
You mean, Accounting?
That should fix the glitch.
-请记住 我们在乎 -没问题了
- Remember, we care. - You're good to go.
And just remember, we care.
Look for the icon marked advanced extensions.
- Okay. - Click on it.
哪个图标 哪个 太多了...
Which icon? Which one? There's a bunch...
- Thirteenth icon from the left. - Whose left?
- Your left. - Oh, sorry.
-我找到了 -好 找到了吗
- I got it now. - Okay, got it?
Yeah, I got it.
Are you still there?
-在吗 帮帮我 怎么回事 -没事 没什么
- Hello? Help. What's going on? - Oh, no. Nothing.
Let me just run a little diagnostic on my end,
然后再回复你 不不不 用不了多久
and I will be right back to you. No, no, no, it won't take long.
Not long at all. Okay.
What the f...?
- This is perplexing. - Is it?
外 星 人 吗
I don't know why you always insist
on whispering and spelling that.
Finally decided to show up, huh?
Oh, my God.
All I have to do is figure out trajectory, and I am in.
我回来了 好了 试试这个
I'm back. Okay, try this.
-拔掉电源 再插回去 -好的
- Unplug it, plug it back in. - Okay.
And remember, we care.
I have to go.
Jimmy's coming back to get the kids.