Long ago, the world was full of wonder.
It was adventurous...
and best of all...
there was magic.
And that magic helped all in need.
But it wasn't easy to master.
And so the world found a simpler way to get by.
I call it the light bulb.
'Tis so easy.
magic faded away.
But I hope...
there's a little magic left...
We're gonna get Warrior Z90 fit.
Let me hear you say, "I'm a mighty warrior."
I'm a mighty warrior.
Bad dragon! Back to your lair.
Happy birthday, Mr. Adult Man.
Hey, buddy. Don't wipe off my kisses.
You're wearing your dad's sweatshirt.
You know. Finally fits.
Aw, my little chubby cheeks is all grown up!
好了 好了 妈 我上学前得吃点东西
Okay, okay. Mom, I gotta eat something before school.
We don't have much food.
I still have to go to the grocery store.
Ah, hands off, mister.
Those are for your party tonight.
那不是派对 妈 只有家里人
It's not a party, Mom. It's just us.
You could invite those kids from your science class.
You said they seem pretty rockin'.
I'm, uh, pretty sure I didn't say it like that.
And besides, I don't even know them.
Well, your birthday's a day to try new things.
Be the new you.
Speaking of trying new things,
did you sign up for driving practice?
我知道你有点害怕开车 宝贝 可是...
I know you're a little scared to drive, sweetie pie, but...
我不害怕 妈 我要把巴利的桌游挪走了
I'm not scared, Mom. I'm gonna move Barley's game.
Okay, but you know how he gets
when someone touches that board.
Well, he's gotta learn how to clean up his toys.
Doth my brother dare disrupt an active campaign?
Oh, come on!
You know, Ian,
in the days of old, a boy of 16
would have his strength tested in the Swamps of Despair.
I'm not testing anything. Just let me go.
Let him go.
But I know you're stronger than that.
There's a mighty warrior inside of you.
You just have to let him out.
Oh, that's good.
巴利 你好臭 你多久没洗澡了
Barley! You stink! When was the last time you showered?
If you tried a little harder,
you actually could probably wiggle out of this.
See? Mom knows how to let out her inner warrior.
Now, take out the trash.
...stay on the lookout for a runaway griffin.
巴利 巴利 巴利
Barley, Barley, Barley.
Every time the city tries to tear down
an old piece of rubble,
I gotta drag my rear end out here and deal with you.
I don't know what you're talking about.
I will not let you tear down this fountain.
Ancient warriors on grand quests
drank from its flowing water.
They're destroying the town's past.
Well, come on in.
Rest your haunches for a minute.
Thank you, hon.
Hey there, birthday boy.
So, ya workin' hard or hardly workin'?
I'm just, you know, making toast.
I'm serious, Barley,
you need to start thinking less about the past
and more about your future.
You can't spend all day playing your board game.
Quests of Yore isn't just a board game.
It's a historically-based role-playing scenario.
Did you know, in the old days,
centaurs could run 70 miles an hour?
I own a vehicle. Don't need to run.
Well, Ian, you could definitely learn a lot from Quests of Yore.
- You wanna play? - I don't.
You could be a crafty rogue or...
I know! You can be a wizard.
I shall cast a spell on thee!
Careful of Dad's sweatshirt!
I don't even remember Dad wearing that sweatshirt.
Well, you do only have, like, two memories of him.
No, I've got three.
I remember his beard was scratchy,
he had a goofy laugh, and I used to play
-把他的脚当鼓敲 -把他的脚当鼓敲 没错
- drums on his feet. - Drums on his feet. Right.
I used to go...
It's okay. You just got to pull it.
I'm just gonna get some food on the way to school.
I'll sew that later tonight, okay?
Wait, wait, wait.
By the laws of yore, I must dub thee a man today.
Kneel before me.
That's okay. I gotta get going.
All right, well, I'll pick you up later.
We'll perform the ceremony at school.
No, no, no, no.
千万别 千万别 好了 再见
Don't do that. Don't do that. Okay, bye!