Hello again, everybody, I'm Jim Lampley.
Certain athletes are born enemies.
Bird and Magic. Ali and Frazier.
Nancy Kerrigan and Tonya Harding.
But the fiercest rivalry was between two fighters
from Pittsburgh with the names Razor and Kid.
The fight of the year! Both men exhausted.
1982年3月27日 匹兹堡 宾夕法尼亚州
Razor and Kid, both undefeated top-ranked contenders
divide the city in a spectacular war.
Now Kid's smelling blood, punishing Razor
with a relentless fury.
And down goes Razor. Down goes Razor.
Down goes Razor.
The brutal 15-round bout
is still considered one of the greatest fights of the '80s.
Kid and Razor quickly rose to superstardom.
And the man behind their meteoric ascent
was the late fight impresario, Dante Slate.
My dad was king of the ring and bringer of the bling.
And that makes me royalty, blessed with all his powers.
很好 丹迪 但不要看镜头
Really good, Dante, but don't look into the camera.
Just look at me.
Yeah, I don't know, man.
I think it's better when I'm connecting straight with people.
- Yeah, I don't think... - What's up, people?
As the world clamored for a rematch.
Slate knew that
ratings would turn to dollar signs for both fighters.
What a turn of events! Unbelievable!
1984年7月14号♥ 大西洋城 新泽西州
The rematch drew the biggest audience
since the Thrilla in Manila nine years earlier.
Kid goes down!
But this time, the story was different.
Razor soundly defeated Kid in a lopsided victory
that was over in four rounds.
What lay ahead was the tie-breaking grudge match
that would've brought each fighter millions.
Then came an announcement that shocked the world.
Today, I'm announcing my retirement from professional boxing.
The man's a coward. I'm gonna get my rematch.
You hear me, Razor?
I'm getting my fucking rematch!
Sharp has declined to comment further
on his decisionto this very day.
And sadly, like many former professional athletes,
he lost his fortune just years after his retirement.
Razor went back to Benson Shipbuilders in 1987
where he had worked before he went pro.
As the spotlight faded,
Kid became a pitchman for everything from Jockey to jock itch.
Today, he runs a successful car dealership
and a popular restaurant in Pittsburgh.
Still, one can almost imagine him tonight
on the 30th anniversary of the fight that never was
contemplating yet another year of growing older,
obsessed with a fight that never appened
and never will.
And just for the record, I never had jock itch.
I'm just a great actor.
Hey, champ. How's it going?
Don't call me "champ." Come on. I got your "champ."
A little early to start drinking.
You still got it!
I got nothing!
Guys. All right, yeah.
- What the hell is happening? - You didn't see yourself on TV?
I don't have a TV. Bad for the brain.
There was this thing on about you and Kid.
Oh, who cares about that?
Man, come on, like...
Why'd you drop out? Seriously.
- You really wanna know? - Yeah.
Never told anybody this,
but, deep inside,
I wanna dance.
I wanna dance. The Bristol Stomp.
The Ching-a-Ling. Pony.
Stop, you really need to get a TV.
You don't know a good thing when you see it.
What's it like?
It's strong, but it goes down easy.
No, but seriously. Did you know that Razor Sharp was ambidextrous?
No, I hadn't heard that.
Yeah, you can knock him out with either hand.
Kind of like how you went down over and over in that last fight.
Got a comedian in the house.
Sir, why do you have to be so rude to me in my own place?
Easy, Kid, that's a lady you're talking to.
Are you sure, Joey,
because this guy's got a real set of balls on him.
Hey, asshole. It's been 30 years since those fights.
Your shit's getting boring.
Look, I wasn't prepared for that fight.
I was arrogant. I was overconfident.
I just didn't train enough.
Unless you call having sexual intercourse 16 times a week
But don't worry, honey, you would've been safe.
We got a good audience tonight.
Mr. Conlon, come on. Let me in, man.
No, go away!
Hey, what's going on? What's the problem?
He barricaded himself in with his scooter. Second time this week.
第二次了 抱歉 诺拉
Second time? Sorry, Nora.
莱特 是我 怎么了
Lightning, it's me. What's the problem?
That degenerate out there! He replaced my girl, Maria!
Hey, don't say that. You don't even know the guy.
He looks like a nice guy.
No! Maria gives me the sponge bath!
Not this guy. His hands are like 80 grit sandpaper.
And he's throwing himself into it a little bit too much,
if you know what I mean.
Christ, I've never been so clean in my entire life.
- Hey, I'm just doing my job. - I know.
Yeah, that's what my scoutmaster said.
Mr. Sharp, we've had this conversation before.
I appreciate it, but he's just going through a bad time right now.
He'll get over it.
I'm sorry. He's gonna have to start looking for another facility.
-好的 没问题 -抱歉
- Okay. No problem. - Sorry.
等等 等等 让我倒车
Wait, wait, wait. Let me back up. Wait!
What kind of man knowingly takes a job