尼克 这是很悲剧 但我们不是为此而来
Nick, this was a tragedy, but it's not why we're here.
What, are we fighting the weather now?
Locals say the cyclone had a face.
People see things when they're under stress.
Okay? That does not mean that this is the start
to some other big world-ending--
Who are you?
You don't want any part of this.
Will always love you, ooh
Will always love you
My darling, you...
That is all
Will always love you
I will always
I, I will always
Gone, but not forgotten.
Thanks to Kenneth Lim and Vihaan Ramamurthy
for their help with that touching video tribute.
This year has been nothing short of--
...is crazy. It's, like, insane.
- Jason. - What?
Yeah. It's the last day of school. We're good.
Over five years ago,
half of all life in the universe,
including our own Midtown High...
...was wiped from existence.
But then eight months ago,
a band of brave heroes brought us back.
They called it "The Blip."
Those of us who Blipped away came back the same age...
But our classmates that didn't Blip
had grown five years older.
Yeah, like my little brother is now older than me.
Yeah, it's math.
And even though we had Blipped away halfway through the school year
and had already taken midterms,
the school made us start the year over from the beginning.
It's totally unfair. It's not right.
...it's been a long, dramatic,
somewhat confusing road.
As we draw this year to a close,
it's time to move on...
to a new phase of our lives.
Pray nothing crazy happens again
because are the Avengers even like a thing anymore?
Does anyone even have a plan?
I have a plan.
Okay. First, I'm gonna sit next to MJ on the flight.
Second, I'm gonna buy a dual headphone adapter
and watch movies with her the whole time.
- Okay. - Three,
when we go to Venice,
Venice is super famous for making stuff out of glass right?
- True. - So, I'm gonna buy her a black dahlia necklace
because her favorite flower is the black dahlia
- because of, well... - The murder.
没错 第四 等我们到了巴黎
The murder. Four, when we go to Paris,
I'm gonna take her to the top of the Eiffel Tower,
give her the necklace.
然后 第五 我要向她表白
And then, five, I'm gonna tell her how I feel.
然后 第六 希望她会说
And then, six, hopefully she tells me
she feels the same way.
Oh, don't forget step seven.
- Step Seven. - Don't do any of that.
Because, we're gonna be bachelors in Europe, Peter.
- Ned. - Look,
I may not know much, but I do know this:
Europeans love Americans.
- Really? - More than half are women.
But... I really like MJ, man, okay?
She's awesome, she's super funny in a kind of dark way.
And sometimes I catch her looking at me,
and I feel like I've stood up...
-她来了 别说话... -好啊 呆子们
- She's coming. Just don't say any... - What up, dorks?
Excited about the science trip?
Hey, yeah. We're just talking about the trip.
Yeah, and Peter's plan.
You have a plan?
I don't... I don't have a plan.
He's... He's just gonna collect tiny spoons
when we're traveling to other countries.
Like a... Like a grandmother?
I'm not collecting tiny spoons.
He's collecting tiny spoons.
that was a real roller coaster.
By the way, travel tip:
You should prabably download a VPN on your phone,
just so that the government can't track you while abroad.
Dude, I think that went really great.
When I Blipped back to my apartment,
the family that was living there was very confused.
The wife thought that I was a mistress.
The grandma thought that I was a ghost.
It was... It was really a mess.
Thank you all for coming out
to support those who have been displaced by the Blip.
And, of course, thanks to our very own
Thank you, Miss Parker, for having me.
And thank you, you guys, for having me.
And thank you, Spider-Man.
He'll be right back out to take photos and videos.
- That was amazing. - That was great.
That was so cool. I was so nervous.
I was a little stiff. I felt like I wasn't in the pocket.
No, I thought you did great.
Yeah. I actually think you were a little stiff.
Uh, yeah, I felt that too. I felt that too.
- It's fine, it's fine, it's fine. - Okay.