-你好 -嗨 是赛斯吗
-Hello. -Hi. Seth?
-怎么了 -嘿 我是道格
-Yeah? -Hey, there, it's Doug.
I'm sorry. Doug who?
道格·哈里斯 你知道的 道格·哈里斯
Doug Harris. You know, Doug Harris.
"Persian Rug Doug"? "Chili Cheese Doug"?
-"防晒指数60" -当然了 老兄
-"SPF 60"? -Of course, man.
防晒指数 60 过得怎么样 老兄 很久没见了
SPF 60, how are you, brother? It's been a long time.
I know we haven't spoken in a while
but I was actually calling because I've actually got some really great news.
-我要结婚了 伙计 -哇 真是太棒了 恭喜你
-I'm getting married, bud. -Wow! That's amazing. Congratulations.
我们非常兴奋 实际上 我特别兴奋
We're very excited and, in fact, I'm doubly excited
because I'm calling to see if maybe you would want to be my best man.
喔 我是说 这有一点尴尬
Wow. I mean, this is a little bit awkward.
I feel like we're not at that level.
It feels like we don't know each other that well. You know?
不 我不觉得是那样 关于那次
No, I don't feel that way. What about that...
Seth, what about that weekend in Carlsbad Caverns?
我是说 那次是九年级实地考察旅行 整个班的都去了
I mean, that was the 9th grade field trip. The whole class went.
Can I give you the dates? Maybe you just want to look into it.
Are you still there, Seth?
I don't know what to say, Doug.
I mean, I didn't invite you to my wedding.
That's okay. That's okay.
Yeah, you can't invite everyone that you want to.
Actually, we did invite everyone we wanted to.
We had, like, 400 guests.
Freshman year? Your roommate?
I heard you died.
不 不 那是伦恩·布罗菲我是另一个
No. No, that's Len Brophy. I'm the other one.
Truth be told, you're the first person I thought of.
Is that a yes or a no?
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Is everyone out of the office?
I can't feel my fucking legs!
Let's get, get off!
Maze! to v!
你们必须知道 好的 我不会撒谎
You have to know that. Okay. I ain't lying.
Yeah. I've always been a bit of a hopeless romantic myself.
If our true match exists somewhere,
it's our goal in life to find her.
但是 你们看 安德鲁要比我理性一些
But, see, Andrew's a bit more rational than me.
Andrew always believed that "the one"
was a farce created by musicians and Hollywood.
Until last December.
Andrew calls my cell phone and he says,
"Remember all that stuff I said about there being no such thing
as 'the one'?"
他说"好吧 是我错了 她的名字是吉娜·贝克"
He said, "Well, I was wrong. Her name is Gina Baker.
"And she doesn't know this yet, but she's going to be my wife."
And I knew at that moment
that this Gina Baker was the luckiest girl in the world.
But after getting to know you these past few days,
and as I look at you tonight, Gina,
I know at this moment that Andrew is the luckiest guy in the world.
Because I know that you both have found "the one."
I said I'm not going to do it.
I want to propose a toast.
This is to the groom,
my best friend,
and his beautiful new bride.
This is to "happily ever after."
-I love you both. -Cheers!
-恭喜 伙计 -说的很好
-Congrats, man. -Great speech.
So, are you still the hopeless romantic?
Well, I wouldn't say "hopeless."
嘿 我能跟你聊两句吗 一会就好
Hey, can I speak to you for a minute? Like, two seconds.
好的 我马上就回来 宝贝
Yeah. I'll be right back, babe.
I don't even know what to say, man.
Did you see their faces? They were smiling.
嘿 嘿 老兄
Hey, hey! Man,
did you see the beautiful titties on that girl back there?
I'm trying to tag her ass before she passes out, so if you could just...
是的 好的 你的假发有点歪了
Yeah, sure. Your wig's a little askew.
-没事的 谢谢你 -好的 所以我猜就是这样了
-That's fine. Thank you. -Okay. So, I guess that's it.
-你知道规矩了 -我知道 我只是以为
-You know the rules. -I do. I just thought that...
-以为什么 -我以为我们可以合得来 对吧
-Thought what? -I thought we maybe hit it off, right?
No. We definitely didn't.
You're a great kid, but unfortunately, a deal is a deal.
There's no contact after final payment.
I should have charged you more.
我是认真的 老兄 你今晚得到了真家伙
I'm serious, man. You got the real deal tonight.
I was in the zone, baby.
-是的 不错 -不 我们不那样做
-Yeah, great. -No, we don't do that.
-好吧 -谢谢你 老兄
-Sure. -Thank you, man.
Where to, boss?
尽管开就行了 奥蒂斯 开车就行了
Just drive, Otis. Just drive.
Mom and I narrowed it down to the silver tulle tussie-mussie,
which is an exact replica of the 1915 Texan Tussie-Mussie.
Or we have our Tre's Beau with its goldia floral etching,
enhanced in a smoky-silver tone.
Does anyone else feel really fucking gay right now?
-Ed! -Let's go with the Tre's Beau.
Tre's Beau tussie-mussie is fabulous.
天啊 来个人杀了我吧 我去外面待着
Christ, somebody just shoot me. I'll be outside.
好了 大家 我们能聚在一块吗 拜托
All right, team, can we all gather around, please?
Okay. I have everything I need for the bridesmaids,
but I am still missing the groomsmen's information.
什么 亲爱的 你告诉我
What? Honey, you told me
you spoke to all the groomsmen.
你看 我给他们发了邮件 但是你知道这些家伙
See, I sent them an email, but you know how guys are.
They just haven't responded yet.
Babe, I know you've been really busy,
but our wedding is in 10 days.
I mean, can't your best man help you with all of this?
But you see, Bic's still in El Salvador.
Well, let's hope he's in LA next week.
-He will be. -Mom.
He'll be there.
好的 你看 为什么我不联♥系♥一下兰比斯先生
Okay, look, why don't I just contact Mr. Rambis,
加维先生 普伦基特先生 卡鲁先生
Mr. Garvey, Mr. Plunkett, Mr. Carew,
德赖斯代尔先生 阿尔扎多先生 迪克森先生呢
Mr. Drysdale, Mr. Alzado, Mr. Dickerson?
-我不能呼吸了 -先生 你还好吗
-I can't breathe. -Mister, are you okay?
Unless you are planning to run,
you are backing yourself into a very tight corner.
I'm not sure I understand what you're implying.