歌♥唱吧 女神 歌♥唱阿喀琉斯的愤怒
Sing, Goddess, Achilles' rage,
Black and murderous,
that cost the Greeks Incalculable pain,
pitched countless souls of heroes into Hades' dark.
Left their bodies to rot
as corpses for dogs and birds.
Did you learn that last night?
There's not a lot here, is there,
- Not really. - When you think about it?
No, it's not like the film.
It was all sandy beaches, wasn't it?
Greeks were camped here for ten years.
- Too long, isn't it? - Too long to camp.
I can do a week, tops.
-湖区那次 -对 带着枕头
- In the Lake District. - Yeah, with a pillow.
I won't camp without a pillow.
Had a bad dream last night.
How was it, a portent?
I don't know, it was, it was bad.
I had a portent once on the old groundsheet.
Stick your head out more.
Find your light. That's it.
Do an "ah-hah."
- Ah-hah! - Got it.
- Cheers. - Cheers.
Here's to an enjoyable excursion.
It's very odd, isn't it,
to start a trip to Greece in Turkey?
It was the Observers' idea,
to retrace the steps of Odysseus and the Odyssey,
so that's we're doing.
A ten-year Odyssey in six days, I mean
it's ambitious, Steve.
It might sound ambitious,
but if you think of "Ulysses", by James Joyce.
Thanks for telling me the author, I'd never have known.
I'm just putting the information out there
in case you don't...
I don't want, you know..
Well, that's like me saying
"Harry Potter" by J. K. Rowling.
I wouldn't put "Harry Potter" and "Ulysses"
in the same camp.
Apart from they're both books.
- "Harry Potter" has sold truckloads of books. - But...
Yeah, but the thing is,
I don't measure success by units sold.
- I measure success... - You're always telling me
the figures for your TV shows.
没错 但是 只是说
And, yes, but it's not, it's just...
- And the consolidated ones at that. - It's... Yes.
'Cause the actual time of viewing aren't impressive
but you do tell me the consolidated figures.
It's nice to be liked,
but you shouldn't go out there trying to be liked.
If you think that
we have been doing these trips for nearly ten years,
then I suppose the, in a macro sense,
we've been on this Odyssey for ten years.
- Yeah? - Is it ten years?
Yeah. It is.
Since the Lakes.
A bit of Richard Gere there.
Just looking off.
Yeah. And you're looking more like him as well.
-是好事吗 -不 我不是认真的
- That's good? - No, I wasn't being serious.
I was joking.
You look nothing like him.
老天爷 你欣然接受了我的吹捧 是吧
My God, you lapped the compliment up, didn't you?
- Look at that. - Well, it's not unreasonable.
我没有 我 我不怎么显年龄
I'm not.. I, I mean, I'm wearing my years reasonably well.
Yeah, but in no way do you resemble Richard Gere.
Okay, I don't resemble...
You look like a great Steve Coogan.
'Cause you're looking terrific.
And I'm happy with that,
- more than that. - Yeah, you clutched at Richard Gere.
I look better as I get older.
-好多女人都这么说 -没错 没错
- Lots of women say that. - Yes, you do, yes, you do.
-好多女人都这么说 -这样吧 我
- Lots of women say that. -Well, I'm gonna,
a man's gonna say it.
I'm saying it, you look better older.
Well, thank you.
You were unpalatable as a young man.
If I'm not mistaken, it's a Penguin Classic.
And it's by Aristotle.
I know Ari, yeah. I know all the Stotles.
"Poetics". Listen to this.
"Epic poetry and the composition of tragedy, as well as comedy
"and the arts of poetry and music
"are all imitations.
"Imitation comes naturally to human beings.
"And so does the universal pleasure in imitation."
Not my words.
The words of Aristotle.
So much of art and acting is imitation.
剧情片 史蒂夫 ·库根饰演喜剧演员史坦·劳莱
Nothing wrong with it. You did a fantastic imitation
of Stan Laurel in Stan and Ollie, it was superb.
I'm not sure it's an imitation, that's the thing.
I watched it on a BAFTA screener.
I only paused it three times to go to the kitchen.
And that in our house..
-算很好了 -好吧 知道了 但
- That's good. - Okay, well, yeah, but...
You had this, yeah?
Had the pause, you know the pause?
- You did that beautifully. - I certainly did.
Now, why don't you just stop sitting there and help me?
好吧 我能试试 但
Well, I'd... I'd try, but, uh, I... I..
I don't know what you want me to do.
Stan Laurel and Tom Hardy, ready?
Why don't you just come and help me instead of sitting there?
I can't hear what you're saying, Tom.
You always mumble your lines.
Here you go.
谢谢你们 太好了 真棒
Thank you very much. Lovely, really nice.
I'm being bitten.
It doesn't help that we're under a tree.
Insects love to be under trees. Do you know why?
I went out on my land recently.
- Yeah. - Uh, to sit under a tree.
- Thirty-six acres, isn't it? - Thirty-eight.
And I went to sit under a tree just to...