Mark, I see belt loops and no belt.
Just as I suspected:
over two-and-a-half inches above the knee.
Dean's Office. Now!
-早上好 维达老师 -艾丽斯
- Morning, Mrs. Veda. - Alice.
School mass today at 2:00.
Why don't you be gift bearer again?
OK, it's like this, guys are like microwave ovens.
And ladies are like conventional ovens.
Guys only need a few seconds, you know, like a microwave,
to get... switched on.
While ladies, they typically need to...
preheat for a while.
But God created sex with boundaries
and for a purpose.
Does anyone wanna take a stab at what the boundary is?
- Marriage. - Very good.
And does anybody know the purpose?
- To have children. - Perfecto.
When a man and a woman receive the sacrament of matrimony,
God calls on them to create children in his image.
Any sex outside of one man, one woman, one marriage
is against God's plan.
What about sex with yourself?
Can you create children from sex with yourself?
-不能 -对 所以呢
- No. - Right, so?
- It's against God's plan. - Exactly.
So, is that what the Bible means by "spilling your seed"?
Is it spilling if you catch it?
All right, all right.
We are called on to be chaste until we are married.
And that means no sex... with yourself or anyone else...
until you stand at that altar and you say "I do"
or else it is damnation for all eternity.
God is always watching.
They gave us Baby Think-It-Over in Christian Lifestyles.
I'm not even having sex,
they should just give them to the slutty girls.
Oh, have you had to watch the partial-birth abortion video yet?
- It's really awful. - No, no!
Don't ruin it for me.
How was Morality?
It was fine.
Did you know that masturbating is a sin?
Of course. Why?
I was just wondering.
Making me rewind Titanic back to the car scene twice
is probably also a sin,
just in case you were wondering that next.
Look, I only asked you to do that
because I couldn't hear what Kate whispered to Leo
when he said, "Where to, Miss?"
Which just happens to be right before they make out
and steam up that car window that Kate slaps her hand on.
I didn't write it!
OK. Here we go!
汉贼22 分类 电影
You've got mail.
年龄 性别 地址
22 女孩 爱荷华州
I confess to almighty God...
and to you, my brothers and sisters,
that I have sinned through my own fault,
in my thoughts and in my words,
in what I have done and in what I have failed to do...
The Millers invited us over to watch the game.
Great, I'll make my cheesy potatoes.
Damn it, Ron.
Now I'm all wet!
别慌 盖尔 也没那么湿
Calm down, Gail, you're not that wet.
So, uh, Alice, I heard you got on Wade Friday night.
Stephanie told me she walked in on you guys in my sauna.
Gettin' steamy in the sauna!
No, we were just back there getting some drinks.
We were only gone for like a minute!
Yeah, that's long enough for Wade.
I was just messin'.
You don't have to put out just because you like a boy.
I don't like him.
And now, for the Bible passages that back all this up...
We're gonna start with Galatians.
Heather, why don't you start us off?
The acts of the flesh are obvious:
淫乱 污秽 邪荡
sexual immorality, impurity, debauchery...
OK, so, I just bought this Blink 182 CD from Sam Goody, right?
I upload them to my computer and then I just put 'em on here.
Easy as pie.
The album's amazing, by the way.
It's called Enema of the State.