The road of life is always under construction.
The journey is hard,
but once you reach the top, the view is amazing.
And that view is even more beautiful when you have someone to share it with.
For six days.
My beautiful wife of almost a week let me know by letter
that she had what I like to call "some regrets."
Her doctor called it "uncontrollable vomiting."
Her lawyer, "Dissolution of marriage."
That's okay. I needed a little time to myself.
Like the song says,
"I've been to paradise, but I've never been to me."
I spent the next two years losing myself
in the sweet escape of keeping the West Orange Pavilion Mall safe.
At least I still had the one thing that never seemed to let me down.
Are you lost, son?
Anyway, come with me.
-Thank you. -You're very welcome.
Andy, now give the fake cop a hug.
We're actually... We're certified, ma'am.
我们要考试 没少什么步骤 训练强度很大
We take a test and everything. It's pretty vigorous.
好吧 抱抱他 安迪
All right, hug him, Andy.
Well, it was nice to see you, little man.
You know what, ma'am, he doesn't want to give me a hug.
-And it's okay. -No, he wants a hug.
-我不这么想 -好了 安迪 抱抱他
-I don't think he does. Hey. -Okay, Andy, hug him.
-Honey. -Want to come in?
-亲爱的 你让妈妈很为难 -他不想...
-Sweetie. You're embarrassing Mommy. -He doesn't want...
-他没让我为难 他挺好的 -抱下他
-No, he's not embarrassing me. He's fine. -Hug him.
He doesn't have to hug me.
I saw white. I saw white.
我再去找他 夫人 我会找到他的
I'll get him again, ma'am. I'll find him.
And on the home front, I always had Mom.
There's my paper.
That is, until she got drilled by a milk truck.
Didn't know they even had those anymore.
I guess I was the last one to get the memo.
Paul Blart had officially peaked.
Or had I?
"恭喜你 布拉特 你被选中参加..."
"Congratulations, Officer Blart. You have been selected to join..."
"Congratulations. You have been accepted to UCLA."
玛雅 下楼来 我收到了了不得的消息
Maya! Come down here! I got some great news!
亲爱的 我们被邀请 参加安防人员贸易协会
Honey, we've been invited to the Security Officers Trade Association Expo
and award ceremony in Las Vegas, Nevada!
Yeah, I think I'm finally being recognized
for, you know, getting the mall out of that jam.
爸爸 你救了购物中心 他们应该褒奖你
Dad, you saved the mall. They should honor you.
-I'm so proud of you. -Thank you.
You know, times have been tough,
but no matter what happens,
as long as I have you by my side, I'm gonna be okay.
But enough about me. What's your great news?
Yeah, I just remembered that
we have leftover baked ziti.
What a day!
Can I help you with your bags, sir?
No. That's how they get you.
-我自己能行 谢谢 -不客气 先生
-I'll be fine on my own, thank you. -No problem, sir.
Lift with the legs. With the legs.
We're moving. Here we go.
Nice little break in the day.
We're going again. We're going again.
-Paul Blart? -Yes, sir.
我想就是你 我是唐娜埃里克尼 美国购物中心的
I thought that was you. Donna Ericone, Mall of America.
Man, we still talk about your Black Friday save.
I don't know if you heard.
There's gonna be a surprise keynote speaker tonight.
Word on the street, it's gonna be the officer
who's gone above and beyond the call of duty.
说真的 我有种感觉 你真的认为...
I got to be honest, I had a feeling, but do you really think that, I mean...
-Who else? -Yeah.
Unless RoboCop walks into the room.
Yeah, I would definitely stand down for RoboCop.
-He's not real. -No, I know he's not real,
but I would stand down for him.
He ain't real.
Just don't tell anybody I told you.
-Told me what? -About the key...
你懂我 你装不知道 你懂我
You got me. You done gone and got me.
That was in the throat.
That was in the throat.
-See you tonight. -Yeah, okay.
明白 埃里克尼长官 那是直接冲着喉咙来的
Roger that, Officer Ericone. That was straight to the throat.
That didn't even glance off the chest. It went right up.
-下一位客人 -是我们 我们来了
-May I help the next guest? -We're next. Here we go. Yes.
-Yello-ha! -Good afternoon.
-Welcome to the Wynn Resort. -Checking in.
Absolutely, Mr. Blart.
You're probably thrown by the travel wear.
-应该是"长官" -好的 很抱歉
-Actually, it's "officer." -Okay, sorry about that.
Yes, Officer Blart.
I see we have you in a partial mountain view,
and you requested a bottomless bowl of Peanut M&M's.
Yeah, it's strictly medicinal.
Unfortunately, I am cursed with hypoglycemia.
Sugar level drops, so do I.
I'm sorry. Your room isn't ready yet.
But you can leave your luggage here, and I will have it delivered to your room.
Dad, I'm starving.
-能先去吃点午饭吗 -玛雅 忍♥忍♥
-Can we just go get some lunch? -Hold the mayo.
Hold on a second here.
You probably didn't know this, Heath,
but if you check the Grand Ballroom
and see which group is booked there this evening,
I think your tune may change a wee bit.
-小亲亲 翻唱乐队 -我不是他们的人
-Mini Kiss. The cover band. -Yeah, I'm not with them.
Is there a manager I could speak with?
You know, she's not available right now, so...
You're taking my legs out from under me here.
-Is the Terrace Café open for lunch? -Yes, it is.
Bring it in, Heath.
Little tighter, bring it in. Yes.
Just a little bit closer range. I can't let this out.
But it seems to be that I'm going to be delivering the keynote speech tonight
at the security officers' convention.
You know, I think they canceled that.
But it was downsized to Conference Room C.