♪ 大地钢铁般坚硬 ♪
♪ Earth stood hard as iron ♪
♪ 池塘水晶般永恒 ♪
♪ Water like a stone ♪
♪ 初雪已来 雪儿纷纷 ♪
♪ Snow had fallen Snow on snow ♪
♪ 纷纷飞 ♪
♪ Snow on snow ♪
Stand up straight.
♪ 在宁静的隆冬 ♪
♪ In the bleak midwinter ♪
♪ 永恒的季节 ♪
♪ Long ago ♪
Hi. What are you doing?
♪ 我们的上帝 拥抱不住他的天堂 ♪
♪ Our God, Heaven cannot hold Him ♪
♪ 维留不住他的大地 ♪
♪ Nor earth sustain... ♪
Okay, everyone into your position.
I'm missing a sheep and an angel. Has anyone...?
There you are.
利亚姆 莱西 你们想加入吗
Liam, Lacey, do you want to come join us?
We need ya.
Do you know how we come to church once a year?
Do you want to come every Sunday?
- No! - No!
Okay. We have to make tonight count.
- Go make me proud. - Okay.
♪ 冬青与常春藤 ♪
♪ The holly and the ivy ♪
♪ 直至它们成材 ♪
♪ When they're both full grown ♪
♪ 在所有的植物里 ♪
♪ Of all the trees that are in... ♪
-妈妈 安静 -拜托
- Mommy! Quiet! - Come on,
Where's your Christmas spirit, Liam?
♪ 太阳升起 ♪
♪ O the rising of the sun ♪
♪ 麋鹿跃行 ♪
- ♪ And the running of the deer ♪
-那是我的 -不 不是
- That's mine. - No it's not.
Good kids... get better gifts.
Wait, you did not just do that.
我是 你注意到了 不是吗
I did. You noticed that, didn't you?
I did it because it works.
That's not fair.
You didn't do it to me.
Worked on you for years. Always.
Look we're home. Yay!
What? What the...?
Oh my God.
妈妈 妈 别
Mom? Mom? No, don't!
Oh my God, I can't believe it!
Oh, let me see you? Is it you?
Is that Ben?
Come on, look!
-是本 -没错 是本
- It's Ben. - Yeah, it is Ben.
松开我 本 太棒了
Let go of my waist. Ben, hooray!
Oh my God. I was just,
I was truly just wondering, just wondering what if.
Don't let go.
So my roommate Timmy has two years,
and is like a recovery rock star.
And he offers me a free ride. And I was like, "Yeah, I'm down."
But I'm thinking that there's,
there's no way my sponsor's gonna go for this.
But he did. He did,
because that's how good I'm doing.
So Timmy's mom and dad and little brother pick us up.
I'm squeezed in the middle.
They're very Christian.
They're all super healthy. They don't even drink caffeine.
Oh, how great.
Mom, Ben is feeding Ponce.
Oh, yeah, guilty.
Bread is bad for his teeth.
I think a little bit is okay, honey.
-好了 继续说 -好的
- Okay, go on. - Okay.
So we're like ten minutes into the ride.
And suddenly there's this smell. It just hangs there.
And just when it starts to clear,
another cloud of stink is unleashed.
哦 是放屁吧 天哪
Wait, it's human. Oh my God.
It was the silent but deadly kind.
Oh my God. That's the worst kind.
This is great. This is so great, you know.
Ponce, all of us in the kitchen.
Zip me, please.
Oh, you got one on. Good job. Okay.
别乱脱衣服 好吗 再见
Leave these on, okay? All right. Bye.
All right, then what happened?
Okay, so we're trapped in back,
and the farts just keep on coming.
And so I'm thinking,
surely someone is going to say "Sorry" or "Excuse me."
-"抱歉" 没错 -或者开个窗
- "Excuse me," yes. - Or like maybe crack a window.
But no, they act like nothing is wrong.
So I just said, "You know you can let me out here."
Mom, it's not that funny.
But it is.
So I just hiked the rest of the way home.
Oh, they did it again.
All right. You're gonna regret this!
Oh, go get 'em.
The big brother.
-妈妈 妈妈 -你看见了吗
- Mom? Mom? - Did you see?
He's gained some weight
and he's got the sparkle back in his eyes.
He's clearly doing better.
Then why are you hiding everything?
You know why.
It's sad, having to hide.
Well, I would do the same for you.
But you'll never have to.
Sweetie, I've got a very good feeling about this.
Well, I don't.
Listen, this time will be different.
You'll see, it will.
Why is he here anyway?
Weren't we supposed to go visit him tomorrow?
-好吧 你去看着点他 -不要
- Okay, you need to go watch him. - No.
No, he'll think I'm spying.
No, then just film him on your phone then, hmm?
Are you serious?
是的 艾薇 现在
Yes Ivy, now.
I want hot chocolate.
What are you doing?
I'm making a video of holiday highlights.