Jessie, wake up.
Get up. Mmm.
What time is it? Did I miss the alarm?
No, no, we're good, we're good.
But you have to get up now '
cause I have something really, really awesome to show you.
Did you draw a dick on my face?
- Uh-huh. - Gimme the pen!
You think you're funny?
I'm gonna draw a big, fat juicy dick on your face.
- Where's the pen? - Fuck off, dude!
- I have a surprise for you. - I don't believe you.
Stay down. Right here!
Get the fuck off me, dude! I have a surprise for you!
- I don't believe you. - Get your butt off me.
No, it's like the best fucking surprise ever.
- Is it a big surprise? - The biggest.
Get off. It's in Brandon's room.
I'm gonna kill you if you woke me up for no reason.
不 你会爱死我的 过来 兄弟
No, you're gonna love me so much, dude. Come on.
Oh, my God!
I can't believe your brother shares a room with this guy.
I can't believe we share a house with the two of them.
Wow, Brandon is such a perv.
At least he watches girl on girl, though.
Regular porn is like, so sad.
Ugh! Oh, my God!
- What? - Is she peeing?
I don't know. There's, like, so much.
I think so. That's a thing, though, golden showers.
恶心 不 不
Gross. No. No?
I'm not into it. Don't ever pee on me.
I kinda actually have to pee right now, though.
It's so far to the bathroom, dude.
行了 安吉 不要
Okay! Ange, stop!
-不要 好吗 -你要给我看什么
- Stop, okay? - What do you wanna show me?
Okay, close your eyes.
Okay, you can open them.
Oh, that's so pretty. Where is that?
That, my dear, is where you will be turning 17 next week!
- What? - Yeah.
There was a deal on Hotpons,
so I went ahead and bought it,
and we are going to Galveston for your birthday.
Oh, my God! Are you serious?
- Yeah. - Oh, my God!
Look, look, look.
Here's the condo we'll be staying at,
and it has a pool and a hot tub.
And look, it's right on the beach.
Holy shit, Ange.
很贴心 这是怎么来的 我是说
This is so nice, but how? I mean...
Where'd you get the money for this?
Okay, so don't freak out. Um, I used our rent money.
But I already talked to Roderick,
and he gave us almost every shift this week,
so we'll totally make enough before we leave.
You used our rent money for this?
A week before rent is due?
Yeah, but, dude, we're working, okay?
So, we'll totally make it back.
I can't believe you didn't ask me about this.
I wanted to surprise you, dude.
Listen, Jessie. Your 16th birthday was shit.
Okay? And you've been talking about going to the beach
since I met you, and it's finally happening this week.
Unless you just, like, absolutely don't wanna go.
We still have two hours to get a refund.
But I really don't think we should, dude.
It's already paid for, and we already have the shifts.
Look at this. Right?
You deserve this. We deserve this.
- Ten shifts each? - Straight money.
So, do you wanna go?
Okay, yes. I wanna go.
Are you sure? Because I really want us to go.
Yes, I'm sure. You know what?
We deserve this.
We work our asses off. If we want to go to the beach,
we're go in' to the fuckin' beach.
Let's go to the fucking beach!
Lemme see it! Wait, wait, wait.
啊 伙计 别这样
Aaah! Dude, come on!
One of y'all kids needs to mow that lawn!
Maybe you need to mow your lawn!
The city's gonna come down on you.
- The city's gonna cum on us? - "Come down"!
-不不 那是她的工作 -对
- No, no, that's her job! - Yeah!
Y'all are dirty, dirty girls.
Don't you wanna go say hi to your mom?
Hey, you know, at least she has a job.
If you're gonna go from man to man,
you might as well get paid for it.
I want sliced tomato instead of bacon,
an order of hash browns with cheese and onions,
and he will have...
Get out from under there.
Do you want a smiley-face pancake?
You better get out from under there
or you're not getting dessert.
And he'll have a smiley-face pancake
with whipped cream and chocolate chips and an orange juice.
No! I want chocolate milk!
No, you're getting an orange juice.
I guess he wants a chocolate milk.
I swear to God,
if Crystal seats me with one more fucking toddler...
Uh, have you seen my section of olds?
The likelihood of one of them dying here tonight
is higher than I am now.
说到这儿 我已经得到你的许可了 ♪
Speaking of-- ♪ I've got your green. ♪
Meet me in the bathroom. Ten minutes.
等等 嘿 嘿
Wait! Hey! Hey!
I'm not meeting him in the bathroom again.