Jessica, the phones!
Jonathan, cancel my 10:00.
康纳 进来 康纳
Conor, get in here. Conor?
- Bring me my lunch! - What's my password?
瑞秋 你在哪 你在后面吗
Rachel, where were you? Were you in the back?
No, no, no. I said no onions.
I said onions were fatal.
As in if there are onions, I will be killed.
I know it says, "Do not duplicate,"
but my boss says, "Do duplicate."
And right now, her rules supersede the state of New York's.
Well, guess what Janet,
I've got a master's in sociology
and nothing else to do today.
So put me on hold as long as you want.
Cause' I'm not hanging up until his seat is bumped to first class.
He wanted me to let you know that he's breaking up with you
and he needs you out of the apartment by 6:30.
You think you can break up with me? I wanna talk to Richard.
Get that asshole on the phone.
Get this to my doctor. That needs to be warm when it get there.
And ask if it's contagious.
Be free. Heh. Save yourself.
- Are you trying to starve me? - No.
My bones are eating themselves to stay alive.
Order me that thing that I like from that place
with the gay waiter.
So we're doing a second dinner?
And make sure that this is at 10,000 steps
before Yuvus gets here tomorrow.
I do not want him to think I was not working out between sessions.
你好 我的天 我等了好久了
Hi, yes. Oh, my God. I've been on hold for so long.
对 松露麦片加芝士 甘蓝沙拉
Yes, the truffle mac and cheese, the kale salad...
and a hamburger.
Is there any way it could be five minutes instead?
That's fine. I'll be here for the next 45 minutes.
I'll be here forever.
Just waiting for my boss.
Rick Otis. He'd been on Shark Tank.
Forbes 40 Under 40.
- Doorway area is for members only. - Yeah.
Just gotta call my girlfriend.
Her name's Suze. She's very pretty.
Suze. Hey, Rick's working late at the District Club.
Can I just meet...?
How'd it go? You, uh, gonna invest?
I'll invest in that company when they figure out
how to dip their dicks in ink and write the Japanese symbol
for "horse shit."
Do the thing.
Think of seared cod.
So melt-in-your-mouth uni. Buttered carrots,
mashed potatoes, crispy onion rings.
Okay. I will see you tomorrow.
No. What are you talking about?
You're coming with me back to the office.
Should I order you some dinner?
当然不要 我刚喝了果汁 你有病啊
Of course not. I just had my juice. What's the matter with you.
I-I know, it's just sometimes you end up wanting dinner.
Shut my damn door.
Here you go, Kirsten.
tomorrow, we're gonna post the Alex Morgan profile in the morning
and the Belichick interview in the afternoon.
Hold the Belichick interview.
Josh is writing like he's at The Post.
The Line Up is about the story behind the score.
I need fresh eyes for a rewrite.
- Did you return my blue jacket? - Yes.
After a 2-hour commute to their warehouse
and an intense talk with a saleswoman
that ended with us in tears, I got a full refund.
- I want it back. - Absolutely.
You owe RSVPs to a few partys.
Polly's wedding, Annie's baby shower,
Bridget's baby shower,
Alice's son's birthday.
You RSVP'd Jane's wedding,
but they need your okay to share a room with Helen
since you're both coming alone.
Do they need me to confirm
that I'm gonna spend a thousand dollars a night
to share bunk beds like kids at sleep-away camp?
This site is less than a year old.
I can't be expected to attend every friend of a friend's
kid's 3rd birthday.
Decline every invitation and send a $200 gift.
And there should be three times as many story ideas by now.
I might have a story idea.
事实上还不完善 我还没搞定 所以
Actually it's not fleshed out. I haven't cracked it, so...
Oh, good. So, you're telling me it's bad
before I've even heard it.
It's this thing... called the Gerilympics.
It's an Olympics for senior citizens.
他们有竞速 乒乓球 篮球和举重
They have races, ping-pong, Nerf basketball, and weightlifting.
我是说 没错 人们认为这很傻
I mean, yes, people think it's silly.
People think it's silly, but...
But it gives them something to live for. And a lot of them
were athletes who never even got a chance to, like...
To live their dreams.
It's just sometimes I get emotional over sports,
just how they can provide...
Which I'm gonna go get right now.
What's my tomorrow like?
Um... I moved your lunch to Ai Fiori's.
Kiki wants to go over divorce papers.
Okay, you can tell Kiki she can light herself on fire.
And if she calls or...?
Well, you tell her she don't divorce me.
I divorce her.
And then call my lawyer and tell him to
counter-serve her for serving me.
I don't know if legally...
What is this? I hate it.