Oh my god!
Oh my god!
快点儿 快点儿 赶紧的
Oh, come on, come on, come on, come on.
Oh, thank god.
Rings of Saturn.
What the hell?
The phone has been ringing for like two hours.
And I'm working.
Yeah, answering the phone is working.
Chill out, Mr. I'm Going Off the Grid for a While.
What, you lasted like two days?
Yeah, well, things haven't worked out quite as I planned.
Being responsible for an entire summer camp,
what could possibly go wrong?
Oh, you have no idea.
No, actually, you might have the exact idea,
which is why I'm calling you,
'cause everything started out so great,
and now there's this crazed killer
roaming the campground.
是的 恰克 真的
Yes, Chuck, really.
Everyone is dead, or almost everyone.
I mean, that sometimes happens, especially the camp counselors.
But I just never thought--
I know, I know.
It really is terrible, and I'm really scared.
So I thought maybe you can help me out,
give me some king of advice so I'm not, you know, dying.
Uh, yeah, well, first of all, your phone seems to be working fine.
Wouldn't you rather call the cops?
I did. I called the sheriff.
I left a voicemail.
Wait, a voicemail?
Yeah, a voicemail.
I mean, he's 76.
He doesn't really work nights anymore,
and-- and given that and the town being 25 miles away,
I mean, I don't think anyone's getting here before I'm dead.
How far off the grid did you go?
好吧 首先 我得问问现在有多少了
All right, well-- well, first, I got to ask how many so far.
Uh, what-- what do you mean?
Like, body count.
How many dead?
Oh, uh, I don't know.
I don't know, you know.
I'm a little flustered.
Counting's not, like, my thing right now.
How did this even start?
I'm not sure.
All I remember is that everything started out so
great when we first got here.
No phones, no shirt.
Step right up.
And I designed the logo myself this year.
I think they're pretty cool. Hm?
你觉得怎么样 卡罗尔 不错吧
What do you think, Carol? Yeah?
- Ok. Yeah? -Yeah.
It's all right.
Hey, thank you for choosing Clear Vista this year.
I know you had a lot of offers.
The Kayak King.
How you doing, man?
So glad to have you back.
My pleasure, my pleasure.
Good to be back.
Here you go.
One thing, and it's not a big deal, It's not a big deal.
但是 其实它们叫独木舟 所以
But, um, they're canoes, so--
don't even worry about it.
Yeah, not a big deal.
What's up, Sam?
Find you one. There you are.
I'm totally ready to just unplug from the world
and catch a vibe with this place.
It's really peaceful here.
That's the spirit.
You guys hear that?
Wait, wait, wait.
Well, I mean, I couldn't not hire her because she dumped me.
I don't wanna be a whiny bitch, but--
Oh, might wanna just leave it there then.
-谢谢 弗雷迪 -给你
- Thank you, Freddie. - Here you go.
Is this unplugging necessary?
Nature is our nature. Come on.
-这将会是一个有趣 -好吧 随便
- It's going to be a fun awesome-- - OK, whatever.