♪ 我好爱你 ♪
♪ I'm in love with you ♪
♪ 快来爱我 ♪
♪ Want you to love me too ♪
♪ 真爱难寻 ♪
♪ True love can be hard to find ♪
♪ 真爱难寻 ♪
♪ True love can be hard to find ♪
♪ 我爱你啊 ♪
♪ I'm in love with you... ♪
- What's your name? - I thought I-
- What? - No, you go.
Sorry what was it you said?
Who are you out with?
My housemate. He's over there.
What's your name?
- Ryan. - No way.
I had a rabbit called Ryan.
Cool. How is he?
- Good. - What?
There can only be one of us.
- What's your name? - Laura.
I always said if I had a daughter...
You'd call her Laura?
I'd probably call her "Yet another, in a long line
of women that I cannot have sex with."
不好意思 那个 只是个笑话
Sorry that-that was a joke.
I don't have a daughter, so,
even if I did, I'm not an incestuous pedophile.
Oh, my God, can't believe this, she's left.
She always does this.
Do you want a drink?
Uh, I- I, should, I should probably go after her.
Then again, she'll have gone to his house and...
- So was that... - Yes.
Yeah. I'll have a shot of Tia Maria.
Great. Hi, can we please have a shot of Tia Maria
and a beer please.
Why don't you try Tia Maria with me?
Sure, and can I have two shots of Tia Maria, please.
I'm converting him.
The church of Tia Maria, all hail.
- It's not that good. - Oh.
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The younger the woman the more fertile she's likely to be
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A woman's lips offer a subconscious representation
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her genitals become deep red,
wearing red glossy lipstick
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The human race depends upon sex.
We need to do everything we can to ensure we attract a mate,
not just any mate, but the best we can get...
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Spray a finishing spritz across your face
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- Fuck's sake. - ...to become part of the glam fans.
♪ 你说如果你给我看你的 ♪
♪ You say I will show you mine ♪
♪ 我就给你看我的 ♪
♪ If you will show me yours ♪
♪ 我们一件接着一件 ♪
♪ And one by one we're throwing ♪
♪ 褪去身上的衣装 ♪
♪ All our clothing On the floor ♪
♪ 你说不用关上灯 ♪
♪ You say don't blow out the candles ♪
♪ 因为我想要你 ♪
♪ Cause I want you to... ♪
Well, you said he was a smart dresser.
Yeah, not a Victorian.
Second dates are what makes or breaks a relationship.
- Says who? - Says the fella on the YouTubes.
对了 别今晚就把自己全盘托出 知道吗
Oh, don't go giving yourself away tonight though. All right?
Men like the chase, the less you give the more they want.
I don't want you making the same mistake I did with your father.
-瓦尔 你每个字我都听得到 -臭老头子
- I can bloody hear you, Val. - Oh, fuck off.
You looked lovely in that jacket.
Just get out.
Why are you wearing my shirt?
Because I needed a shirt, Ryan.
不 我才需要 劳拉要来了
No, I need the shirt. Laura's coming around.
Then you don't need a shirt, do you?
because you're gonna be naked.
- We're going for an Indian. - In the Indian naked.
- Just give me the shirt. - Right will you back a-way-
Will you stop wearing that towel like a girl, please?
I thought she was coming here.
She is, and we're
going for an Indian.
She's not travelling
all the way across town for
an "onion bhaji", is she?
She's come here for one thing and one thing only.
Yeah, I don't think that's why she's coming.
- Cock. - I understood,
it's more than sex it's more than...
-瑞安 你为什么不做♥爱♥ -我做 我做过
- Why don't you have sex, Ryan? - I do have sex, I've done sex.
是啊 跟簇簇做 你真棒
Yeah with Tufts, brilliant.
Yeah, and Jess.
Remember Jess from college?
Is that it? Just two girls?
That's all you've had sex with.
But I was in a relationship,
a long-term relationship.
No wonder you're still in love with her.
- Who? - Tufts.
I don't still love her.
When was the last time you texted her?
-我想想 星期五吧 -天啊
-Uh, I don't- Friday? - Oh, man.
I've not texted in a week,
it's been a week, it's finished.
Yeah, two years ago when she was jumping
on somebody else's dick.
-向前看吧 伙计 -我向前了 跟劳拉
- Move on man. - I have. I am. With Laura.
Weeded the garden yet?
-不 我今晚不会跟他睡的 -快去