This House, at times, can feel somewhat detached
from the outside world,
so let me remind you all that Christmas is approaching.
And you know, it struck me,
as I said goodbye to my wife yesterday to come here,
that this proposed bill and Christmas have a lot in common.
They're both about my three favourite words, actually,
and those words are
家庭 家庭 家
family, family, fa....
- Your wife's on the phone. - My what?
- Your wife. - My wife?
I spoke to her just yesterday.
抱歉 伙计们 和我结婚的女人来电♥话♥了
Sorry, chaps, it's just this woman from my wedding.
对不起 亲爱的 我一个字也听不见
Sorry, I can't hear a word you're saying, darling.
It's a terrible line.
Oh, that's the baby, is it?
- What? - When will you be home?
Oh, no, sorry, darling.
I won't be coming home tonight, I'm afraid.
- I know... - Tomorrow?
- I know... - I'm so upset!
Well, I'm heartbroken too, darling.
Yes, I know...
..but the truth is, darling, er...
..something's just come up.
Oh, what's he doing now?
He's doing spuds in beef dripping.
He knows his onions. Potatoes.
- Are you ready for this? - Hell, yeah.
来了哦 提醒一下 很性感的
Here she comes. I should warn you, it's VERY sexy.
圣诞夜快乐 嘟嘟 叮当
Merry Christmas Eve. Honk. Crrring.
Mike, that's not very Christmassy.
It's got a reindeer on it.
-你看起来好美 艾莉森 -你就像烟花一样
- I think you look wonderful, Alison. - You look like a firework.
-谢谢 伙计们 -鬼魂来了 是吗 我知道了
- Oh, thanks, guys. - The ghosts are here, are they? I get it.
Admiring the master at work, yeah?
He's burnt the custard. Twice.
And he's washed all the flavour out of the turnips as well.
- I'm a kitchen wizard. - Yeah, kind of.
This Christmas is going to be so perfect,
it's going be like an advert for Christmas.
Look at my Christmas master plan. It's amazing, right?
It's all planned out, so Mum and Dad can relax.
You know what they're like --
always trying to do everything. Not this time.
Excellent planning, Michael.
Oh, the things I could have done with a whiteboard.
Not a fan of Christmas, Julian?
Oh, no, I'm just saying there's a jar of humbugs here.
Also, I'm not a fan of Christmas.
-真的吗 -嗯 死了以后感觉就不一样了
- Really? - Well, it's just not the same when you're dead.
Can't drink booze, can't flirt with the fillies
at the office Christmas party.
没有这些 还有什么乐趣 我回房♥间了
If you can't do that, what's the point? Going to my room.
Wake me up when it's all over.
I suppose he does have a point.
I mean, don't get me wrong, you know,
I still get a tingle in me dingle on Christmas Eve,
but it is hard, with the memories of what you had.
I can't recall the last time I heard the King's... Queen's Speech.
I miss playing games with my boy and the nephews --
Buckaroo, Boggle, Yahtzee, KerPlunk.
Why are you talking gibberish?
I miss the mist-letoe.
Will these lips e'er be kissed again?
I miss presents.
We used to open them in the morning and then after lunch,
my sister would come into my room
and pick the ones that she wanted.
All this fuss, and for what?
This whole Christmas thing is just a fad.
It's been 2,000 years, Robin.
Exactly. And in mere 2,000 more,
it'll be something else.
The whole thing is just a...
What is phrase?
Flash in the pan.
Trust me, it'll never catch on. Never.
Well, hold on, this year can be different.
-今年有我 我们可以过一个超棒的圣诞节 -没错
- I'm here. We can have the best Christmas. - Yes!
Ooh, which reminds me,
got to add something to the board.
-卡罗尔要来吗 -不不 帕特
- Carole's coming? - Oh, no. No, Pat.
I... Not...not your wife.
I meant a Christmas carol.
I'd like to sing one.
Maybe around the piano.
And your family can join in if they want to.
I don't reckon they will. They're not really carol-y.
- Well, we can ask. - They won't want to.
-嗯 到时候问问 -嗯 他们不会唱的
- Ah, yeah, we can ask. - Yeah, they won't want to.
Ah, they're here.
Great, let's ask them.
Yeah, they won't want to.
There he is. My little prince.
Alison, may I say,
you've made a wonderful start to the decorations this year.
Oh, thank you.
It will look even better once the tree goes up.
We've had this up for, like, two weeks.
- That? - Yeah.
No, no, no, that is a bush.
I mean a real tree.
So strong, crushing my bones.
- Happy Christmas. - Happy Christmas.
Oh, Alison, merry Christmas.
Mum, I can't breathe.
-艾莉森 -安吉拉 你好呀
- Hi, Alison. - Angela! Oh, look! Hiya!
Oh, a baby!
It looked at me!
Oh, yes, yes, babies do sees us sometimes,
till they be walkers usually.
Oh, this one has the sight, yeah.
I'm going a bit crazy. She just won't sleep.
Oh, poor you. Come here.
妈 老爸在干嘛 我说了不要带东西的
Mum, what's Dad doing? I told him not to bring anything.