What's happening right now is important only in the context...
of our continuing evolution as a species.
罗杰 我只是说 我妹妹应该学会如何看懂地图
Roger, all I'm saying is that I wish my sister would learn to read a subway map.
你这么说 就是完全忽视了 功能性
By saying that, you disregard the primary importance...
of utility in human relationships.
Our ability... Men's ability to read maps...
to navigate, makes us useful.
You should discourage your sister from even looking at a map.
Are you saying that we women have an inferior sense of direction?
不要四处看 乔伊丝 哪里是北?
Which way is north,Joyce, without looking around?
你听懂了 哪里是北? 快点 北
You heard me. Point north. Quick. North.
快点 北 北
You're right. -Is he right?
He's right. -Very impressive.
As she has throughout history...
the female responds to the male who displays the most utility.
By honing those skills which make me useful...
I stave off my inevitable obsolescence.
You stay home honing your ability to program a VCR?
My VCR's been flashing 12:00 for three years.
What else, Roger?
哦 开手动档车 提重物
Oh, driving a standard shift. Lifting heavy things.
模仿摇滚歌♥星 -对 对
Air guitar. -Yes, yes.
Go ahead and chuckle, okay?
But until women evolve the ability to move objects telepathically...
and they will...
physical strength remains a primary utility.
Here's to brute strength then.
罗杰 你忘记了 一项男性非常重要的能力
Roger, you're forgetting a very important male utility.
What's that? Barbecuing?
对 我要一个男人 不是只会操作我的录像机
Yeah. I want a guy to do more than just program my VCR.
我可以操作你的录像机 宝贝儿 保证让你爽到极点
Oh, I'll program your VCR, baby, like you never had it.
It's a top-loader. You think you can handle that?
Interestingly, a group of scientists in England...
just announced their intention to fertilize an egg...
without the use of sperm cells.
I don't understand that.
Every cell in the human body contains a copy of the genome pattern.
The only reason sperm cells have all the fun is that up until now...
they were the only ones with access.
Within Christopher's lifetime, artificial insemination...
will render sperm as useless as an assembly line worker in Detroit.
Luckily, my accountant set up a golden parachute for my sperm years ago.
In case they were downsized.
提醒你一下 罗杰 要知道我们女人...
Just so you know, Roger, you know that we women...
make love because we like it.
Not just to procreate. -Yes.
But are men absolutely necessary? -I don't know that.
Think of the structure of the female genitalia.
等等 等等 好 想起来了
Wait. Wait. Okay, got it.
What is the most sensitive part of the vagina?
我不敢相信我们开始谈这个了 -我想你很清楚 多诺万
I can't believe we've gotten into this. -I think you know this, Donovan.
It's the clitoris, first discovered by Renaldus Columbus in 1559.
He thought it was lndia.
哦 不! 不!
Oh, no! No!
The crown of the clitoris contains 8,000 nerve fibers.
It's a far great concentration than in any part of the male body...
even our fingertips.
It is the most efficient, pleasure-delivery system...
ever devised by nature.
Now, ask yourself...
why didn't the clitoris end up inside the vagina...
so that intercourse would be naturally...
自然的 强烈的 持续的快♥感♥?
compellingly, constantly pleasurable for a woman?
我知道 -好 梅纳德小姐
I know the answer. -Yes, Ms. Maynard.
Because in primitive time, women died of childbirth.
So for intercourse to be too pleasurable...
wouldn't make sense from a Darwinian standpoint.
I'm impressed. -Absolutely right.
What does that tell us? -Evolution is looking out for us girls?
Exactly. -That for women...
intercourse and sexual fulfillment were never intended to intersect.
New technology just makes it official.
未来的女性 将进化出... "阴蒂 大阴蒂"...
Future generations of women will evolve clitorises... "clitori, clitorati"...
它们会更大 更长 更敏感
that are larger, longer, even more sensitive.
And a woman's ability, as well as her desire to self-stimulate...
will increase exponentially...
as intercourse is robbed of its procreative utility.
I'm confused and frightened. -You should be.
The species is not static. We're in a constant state of flux.
Two genders has been the default setting for one reason only:
So far it's been the only way to propagate the race.
Is there any species that just has one gender...
that doesn't have male & female?
Starfish, for one.
Next time I see a starfish, I'm gonna tell him to go fuck himself.
Come on. You love it.
No, we don't.
So where are we headed?
Equality? Equality, what is that?
Is that a principle of nature?
We all sit around reading subway maps together.
不 当然不是 物竞天择
No. Of course not. Natural selection.
Now that is a principle of nature.
自然选择 一方要输掉 一方要被打败...
Selection. Something has to lose. Something has to be defeated...
in order for something else to be selected.
So, what does this mean?
We have to take orders fromJoyce for the rest of lives.
That's right. I like that.
It means that 10 or 15 generations from now...
men will be reduced to servitude.
Technology and evolution will have combined...
to exclude sperm from procreation...
and our final destiny will be to lift couches...
and wait for that day when telepathy overcomes gravity...
and our gender's last remaining utility is lost forever.
噢 我的天 罗杰
Oh, my God, Roger.
我? 我理解了 -我的发言到此结束
What? I'm done. -Then I rest my case.
Love you people.
Yeah, this is good.
Jesus! -No, just me.
How did you get in here?
Where did you get those? -Copied them from yours.
When? -Last week when you sent me for bagels.
Give them to me.
Aren't you tired of constantly having to buzz me in here?
See how your brain works? How does once a week turn into "constantly"?
事实上 上礼拜是两次 有一次 我记得是 周五...
Actually, last week was two times, including, I believe, Friday...
when you woke me out of a dead, pleasant sleep and demanded the use of my body.
你可以说不 -什么? 你开玩笑吗?
You could have said no. -What? Are you kidding me?
That was a call to action.
I dressed in 30 seconds like a volunteer fireman.
I was insane...
You should stop talking and listen to me. I got something to say to you.
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