Tonight in London, we have the night of nights.
Damn, there is so much talent in this city.
The Triple-A rated Bodyguard of the Year Awards.
Now, these awards are given out to members of the executive protection industry, those that carry the Triple-A rating.
It is the badge of honour.
Who you most excited to see tonight, Mike?
Oh, my God.
I mean, there is only one white-hot favourite here, Steve.
And this bodyguard has had a tremendous year.
His track record is untouchable.
He has had the best client list, the best evasive car manoeuvres, the best gun-handling skills.
Christ, he even has the best hair.
And he actually insists his clients wear seatbelts.
That's how safe this guy is.
He's the bodyguard that needs no introduction.
Michael Bryce is the clear favourite this year.
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the 63rd annual Executive Protection Awards.
So without further ado, the final award for the Triple-A Bodyguard of the Year.
And the winner is... ..my personal hero.
- Well done, Mike. - Wow!
-What?! -Good job!
Oh! So heavy!
Wow. Uh, I just... I just... I just want to, um...
I just, um...
And how often do you have this dream?
Just once... -Oh, that's not too... -..a night.
-Right. -Mostly when I'm asleep.
It's what my life was supposed to be.
I was the perfect executive protection agent until I lost it all... ..when Darius Kincaid killed my most important client.
Darius Kincaid. Is he a relative of yours?
He's a hit man wanted for, like, a zillion murders around the world.
Which is why, when I protected him on a dangerous trip across Europe so he could give evidence at a war crimes trial - even took a bullet for him, I might add -
the Bodyguarding Committee, they wouldn't... ..they wouldn't recognise it.
Apparently they don't take kindly to protecting sociopaths.
So in two weeks, I have to go in front of a tribunal and try to get my Triple-A rated licence back.
To deal with the future, we sometimes have to deal with the past.
Now, is there anything you want to talk about from your childhood, perhaps?
And my childhood would be relevant how?
Well, quite often validation issues stem from a disapproving father.
I don't have validation issues.
I have a licensing issue.
I am a bodyguard without a licence.
That's like being a... a belly dancer without a torso.
What are you thinking about right now, Michael?
I'm thinking about the fact that you're seated six feet away from an exposed window with multiple sniper nest positions on the building opposite, most likely on the eighth floor.
The additional height gives the marksman an advantage.
I'm thinking about the closest available weapon to me right now - the letter opener/ stabbing instrument on the desk to my right.
What are you thinking about?
I'm thinking you need to forget bodyguarding for a while and find happiness within.
Happiness in who you are.
Well, first things first - I think all the guns and violence are... ..weighing on your soul.
So you need to get away and clear your mind and then you can find your future self.
Wait, wait, like... ..like a cool... .. futuristic bodyguard with superpowers?
No. Will you stop... Stop thinking about bodyguarding.
Do you have a dream vacation at all?
I've heard Italy is lovely at this time of year.
So, how about Tuscany?
No, not Tuscany. No Tuscany. Anything but Tuscany.
OK. Uh, Capri then?
Like the pants?
Also, a lot clients find it helpful writing journal letters to their future self.
- Or recording voice memos.
What if I call him?
I could leave him voice messages.
I have my phone with me all the time. Joanne... This is great.
I feel like we're making really great progress here.
So do I. Yeah.
And don't feel like you need to check in with me again.
I mean, this is very much your journey now.
You've graduated therapy.
Repeat after me.
N...no... -..buh... . -Bo... Bo... ..rodyguarding.
-And no guns. -No guns.
Wait. No, no. Hold on. Can I, uh... Can I keep my penknife, though?
-Yeah, you can... -Very functional tool.
I use it for a variety of different things.
Just you and your future self finding happiness within.
Those are the only two people that you need to be protecting right now.
I can't believe I graduated therapy!
-I know! Congratulations. -It's really... Jesus Christ!
After two years of crippling EU sanctions, Greece's economy has spiralled into freefall, causing mass demonstrations, civil unrest... And today outside the EU headquarters, tensions run high.
With the expected announcement of yet further crippling sanctions, Greece's future hangs in the balance.
We now cross live as the head of the EU, Mr Walter Fiscer, will announce his decision.
In four days' time, at the end of the fiscal year, the European Union will impose further economic and financial sanctions on the nation of Greece.
--There will be no questions.
We are moving Mr Fiscer to the extraction point.
Prepare the helicopter.
Today's announcement of further sanctions has led to mass rioting on the streets of Athens with thousands of protesters causing widespread damage.
Walter Fiscer, the head of the EU, has been reported missing amid... Did you know that Greece is the motherland of civilisation?
Walter Fiscer's administration has overseen... She gave the world art and... ..science, culture...
Aristotle... .. if this is about the decision... -You must reverse it. -There is no way.
It was a democratic vote.
Greece gave you democracy.
I was an orphan, abandoned.
Greece took me in, gave me everything.
There is nothing I can do.
I swear on my family.
Contact Carlo and initiate the plan.
You have suffocated my country, Mr Fiscer.
But mark my words... ..i n four days' time, at the exact moment your sanctions will commence, all of Europe's infrastructure will burn.
Financial markets will collapse.
And millions of lives will be lost.
While Greece will return to her rightful place as the centre of civilisation!
Hello. You've reached Michael Bryce.
Please leave a message and have a Triple-A day.
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