好了 到我了 到我了 我想到了
Okay. My turn, my turn. Um, I got one.
Great, but can you make it
a little more challenging this time?
Okay. Check this out.
I spy with my little eye...
and round, and it eats dots.
对啊 真的 你肯定猜不到
Yeah, seriously. You're never gonna get it.
Well, obviously, it's Pac-Man.
No, that's not...
Why is that obvious?
Name one other thing in this whole arcade
that is yellow and round and eats dots.
I can name two things.
Ms. Pac-Man and Baby Pac-Man.
Boom! I accept your apology.
好吧 你说得对 但是答案是吃豆人吗
Yeah, you're right. Okay. But was it Pac-Man?
Yeah, you got me.
我就知道 好吧 轮到我了
Knew it. All right, riddle me this...
do you or do you not think that Zangief waxes?
不可能 瞧他这样 毛还是浓密得跟雪怪似的
No way. Look at the guy. He looks like a yeti.
I don't know.
I mean, if the fur were confined to his chest,
I might agree...
but look at those two very specific
tuffets of shin hair...
poking out of his boots.
这不是偶然 拉尔夫 他去脱毛了
That does not just happen, Ralph. That is a choice.
You're totally right, kid.
He's baby smooth everywhere else.
I rest my case.
My mind is blown!
Let's go get a root beer.
Okay, let's see what you got, kid.
Nice one. Okay.
I think I got one in the chamber.
- Gross. - Thank you.
Hey, wanna sneak into Tron?
Doesn't that game have a virus?
No. I'm sure they fixed it.
I'm gonna beat my speed record!
Hey, wait for me!
I don't think they fixed the game.
Do you realize
we're basically just, like, zeroes and ones...
floating around the universe like tiny specks of dust?
Like, doesn't the very nature
of our existence make you wonder...
if there's more to life than this?
Why would I wonder if there's more to life
when the life I got is perfect?
我是说 是啊 表面上的确如此
I mean, sure. Doesn't look so hot on paper.
I'm just a bad guy from some old video game
who wrecks a building.
And yeah, for 27 years,
I was a total zero without any friends.
But now, I got a best friend...
who just happens to be
the coolest kid in the whole arcade.
Aw, thanks, pal.
All right, let's go watch the sunrise.
Are you really saying
there's not one single, solitary thing...
about your life that you would change?
Well, think about it.
You and me get to goof off all night long.
Litwak shows up, we go to work, we put in our hours.
Then the arcade closes
and we get to do it all over again.
The only thing I might do different in that scenario...
would be not having to go to work.
Other than that, I wouldn't change a thing
Hey, where'd our sunrise go?
All right, let's get you plugged in.
That's a plug-in alert.
Litwak hasn't plugged in a new game in forever.
- Let's go see what it is! - Yeah!
借过 让一下 有点紧急情况
Excuse us. Excuse us. Minor emergency.
阿修 卡尔霍 什么游戏接进来了
Hey, Felix, Calhoun, what's getting plugged in?
Well, Ralph, Sonic thinks
it's gonna be a new pinball machine.
What do you think, lady love?
I'll bet you a shiny nickel it's a blood pressure machine.
Kids love those things.
Please be a racing game. Please be a racing game.
Please be a racing game.
"Whiffee"? Or, "Wifey"?
Well, it's either wiffle ball, or an arranged marriage game.
It's actually pronounced "Wi-Fi," Ralph.
Yeah, that's what I said.
And Wi-Fi is the Internet...
which is an online community
where human beings go to shop...
and play games and socialize.
Oh, no, it is not.
That sign right there says "Wi-Fi."
What it should say is "Die-Fi."
That's a little humor there.
But seriously, the Internet is nothing to laugh at.
It is new, it is different,
and therefore we should fear it.
所以看在上帝的份上 不要进去 开始工作吧
So keep out, for Pete's sake, and get to work.
The arcade's about to open.
Figures, we finally get something new plugged in...
and we're not even allowed to go in there.
Totally not fair.
A new racing game would've been cool.
Something wrong with your game?
It's just every bonus level's been unlocked.
I know every shortcut.
Man, I'd kill for even just a new track.
New track? You already got, like, three choices.
Yeah, I know, but don't you ever wish
something new and different...