You didn't tell me you were gonna kill it.
Thanks, old pal.
Never jump into a pile of leaves with a wet sucker.
查理·布朗 我有一颗橄榄球 来练一下定踢怎么样
Say, Charlie Brown, l've got a football. How about practicing a few place kicks?
l'll hold the ball and you come running and kick it.
l don't mind your dishonesty half as much as l mind your opinion of me.
You must think l'm stupid.
喔 来玩嘛 查理·布朗 -不要
Oh, come on, Charlie Brown. -No.
l'll hold it steady.
You just want me to come running up to kick that ball...
...so you can pull it away and see me land flat on my back and kill myself.
这一次你可以相信我 你看 这里有一份已签署的文件
This time you can trust me. See, here's a signed document...
...testifying that l promise not to pull it away.
lt is signed.
lt's a signed document.
l guess if you have a signed document in your possession, you can't go wrong.
This year l'm really gonna kick that football.
Peculiar thing about this document: lt was never notarized.
[LlNUS READlNG ON-SCREEN TEXT]
Who are you writing to, Linus?
This is the time of year to write to the Great Pumpkin.
On Halloween night, the Great Pumpkin rises out of his pumpkin patch...
...and flies through the air with his bag of toys for all the children.
You must be crazy.
When are you going to stop believing in something that isn't true?
When you stop believing in that fellow with the red suit and the white beard...
...who goes, "Ho-ho-ho."
We're obviously separated by denominational differences.
[LlNUS READlNG ON-SCREEN TEXT]
[SNOOPY CONTlNUES LAUGHlNG]
Writing a letter to a stupid pumpkin?
You make me the laughing stock of the neighborhood.
All they talk about is my little brother who always writes to the Great Pumpkin.
You better cut it out right now or l'll pound you.
There are three things l have learned never to discuss with people:
Religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin.
You're wasting your time. The Great Pumpkin is a fake.
[LlNUS READlNG ON-SCREEN TEXT]
莱纳斯 你在干嘛 我不太想说 你可能会笑我
What are you doing, Linus? -l'd rather not say. You might laugh.
喔 我不会笑你的 莱纳斯 你很聪明
Oh, l'd never laugh at you, Linus. You're so intelligent.
l'm writing to the Great Pumpkin.
You say the cutest things.
万圣夜时 大南瓜头 会从南瓜园中出现
On Halloween night, the Great Pumpkin rises out of the pumpkin patch...
...then flies through the air to bring toys to all the good little children everywhere.
Wouldn't you like to sit with me in the pumpkin patch on Halloween night...
等大南瓜头吗 喔 我很乐意 莱纳斯
...and wait for the Great Pumpkin? -Oh, l'd love to, Linus.
What's going on here? What are you trying to do to my little sister?
And how do you think you're gonna mail that letter?
You can't possibly reach the mailbox, and l'm not gonna help you.
嘿 我收到一个 万圣节派对的邀请函
Hey, l got an invitation to a Halloween party.
ls the invitation to Violet's party, Charlie Brown?
没错 这是第一次有人 邀请我去派对
Yes, it's the first time l've ever been invited to a party.
查理·布朗 如果你受到邀请 那一定是搞错了
Charlie Brown, if you got an invitation, it was a mistake.
查理·布朗 有两个名单 邀请名单和不邀请名单
There were two lists, Charlie Brown: one to invite and one not to invite.
You must have been put on the wrong list.
A person should always choose a costume...
...which is in direct contrast to her own personality.
ls Linus taking me to the party?
That stupid blockhead of a brother of mine is out in the pumpkin patch...
像个笨蛋一样 天啊 他真的很怪
...making his yearly fool of himself. -Boy, is he strange.
But maybe there is a Great Pumpkin.
Every year, Linus misses tricks or treats, and then the Halloween party.
He'll never learn.
Do l get to go trick-or-treating this year, big brother?
当然可以 莎莉 -太好了 太好了
Sure, Sally. -Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy.
How do we do it? -All you have to do is walk up to a house...
...ring the doorbell and say, "Tricks or treats."
Are you sure it's legal? -Of course it's legal.
l wouldn't want to be accused of taking part in a rumble.
Oh, good grief.
佩蒂 是你吗 -不是
SHERMY: ls that you, Patty? -No.
FRlEDA: Where is Charlie Brown? -Here l am.
l had a little trouble with the scissors.
They'll never guess it's me under here.
哈啰 乒乓 很高兴你赶上了
VlOLET: Hello, Pigpen. Glad you could make it.
How did you know it was me?
What in the world kind of a costume is that?
He's a World War l Flying Ace.
Now l've heard everything.
好吧 大家 我们去玩不给糖就捣蛋吧
All right everybody, we'll go trick-or-treating...
...and then over to Violet's for the big Halloween party.
[ALL LAUGHlNG AND CHATTERlNG]
嘿 你们是来唱 南瓜颂歌♥的吗
Hey, have you come to sing pumpkin carols?
你这笨蛋 你会像去年一样 错过所有好玩的事
You blockhead, you're gonna miss all the fun just like last year.
Don't talk like that.
The Great Pumpkin knows which kids have been good...
...and which kids have been bad.
你会后悔的 -喔 我的老天爷啊
You'll be sorry. -Oh, good grief.
He'll come here because l have the most sincere pumpkin patch...
...and he respects sincerity.
Do you really think he'll come?
Tonight, the Great Pumpkin rises out of the pumpkin patch...
...he flies through the air and brings toys to all the children of the world.
That's a good story.
You don't believe the story of the Great Pumpkin?
l thought little girls always believed everything that was told to them.
l thought little girls were innocent and trusting.
Welcome to the 20th century.
好吧 再问一次 你要去还是要留下来
All right, once and for all, are you coming or are you staying?
We can't waste all night.
l'm glad you came back, Sally.
We'll just sit here in this pumpkin patch...
...and you'll see the Great Pumpkin with your own eyes.
lf you try to hold my hand, l'll slug you.
每年 大南瓜头 都会在南瓜园出现
Each year, the Great Pumpkin rises out of the pumpkin patch...
...that he thinks is the most sincere.
He's gotta pick this one. He's got to.
l don't see how a pumpkin patch could be more sincere than this one.
You can look all around and there's not a sign of hypocrisy.
Nothing but sincerity as far as the eye can see.
ALL: Trick or treat, money or eats!
Can l have an extra piece of candy for my stupid brother?
He couldn't come with us, because he's sitting in a pumpkin patch...
...waiting for the Great Pumpkin.
lt's so embarrassing to have to ask for something extra for that blockhead Linus.
LUCY: l got five pieces of candy. VlOLET: l got a chocolate bar.
PATTY: l got a quarter. CHARLlE: l got a rock.
ALL: Trick or treat.
哇 我的是糖果条 -我是三块饼干耶
VlOLET: Gee, l got a candy bar. SHERMY: Boy, l got three cookies.
LUCY: Hey, l got a package of gum.
l got a rock.
Trick or treat.
LUCY: l got a popcorn ball.
SHERMY: l got a fudge bar. VlOLET: l got a pack of gum.