Mmm, the sun feels good
it's nice to relax and get a tan
it's been one crazy summer
I mean a lot of exciting things happened in our town
we have this old lady that loves making it with all the
guys in high school
some people said she had a stroke or something
they don't know what to do with her
my dad says who cares as long as everyone is having fun
But you know?
I heard she really didn't have a stroke
in fact, my friend Mark told me what really happened.
And it's got to be the strangest story I have ever heard
I'll tell it just the way Mark told it to me
and you can judge for yourself
well it all happened on the day of careena's bachelorette party
my friends Lois and Lynn
went to the racetrack to meet Lois's boyfriend Kevin after practice
just like they always do on Saturday's
Come on Lois this has to be without a doubt the longest week of my life
I know, tonight is going to be so much fun, everyone is so excited
I know I can't believe it, it's such a big place
I gotta go, here comes Kevin, your ride is here
Kevin why don't you buy me a boat?
Sure honey I'll get you whatever you want, just keep it up
Kevin you know, someone is going to see us if we stay around here
let's go somewhere we they won't see us
How about up to that shed?
Check this out!
Are you sure no one is gonna come in here?
So what if they do?
Obviously someone else uses this shed for the same thing
well, it's a nice idea
yeah right, you are so eager
well Kevin, I don't have that much time
let's get down to it then
You wanna do me, or I'll do you?
I'll do you
I'll do you
Well you've done your part
spread those legs honey
You are giving me a moving target
How you doin?
I'm doin fine, how you doin?
I got an idea
Kevin don't get it all over me
How am I going to wipe that off?
You know I have to put my skirt back on.
Oh don't complain, I just gave you the best lays of your life
you know Kevin I have to be some where very very soon
we will wipe it up with my sock or something jeez Louise
get it off me it's so sticky
I hate it when you do this, I hate it
well you don't like it when I cum in you either
I just don't want to get pregnant
you'll get over it
You gotta admit, it was worth it
Kevin what time is it?
Yeah, quarter to twelve
oh god Kevin, I gotta get outta here
I am already late
gotta remember this spot, we should come back
yeah, where, Kevin where did you put my clothes?
You took em off
I am going to be so late, it's all because of you
I'm hurryin, where are you going?
I told you
yeah I guess you did
careena's thing right?
Well what I am going to do tonight?
You already did it silly
oh that hurts
come on let's go ok?
Kevin come on!
Lori we are leaving!
Your friends will be coming soon and grandma is waiting for us
where are my damn car keys? Mom, have you seen my keys?
They are probably in your pocket where you left them
Hi Mrs. connely
hello Stacey, have a good time dear
Lois, you look so nice today.
Thank you Mr. connely you do too
Every time I come through here, you happen to goose me.
Well excuse me
come on dear, mothers waiting
send my love to grandmother and tell her I hope she is feeling better.
Have you found the keys yet Harry?
Come on Harry grandma is waiting.
You know Harry grandma might be coming home with us.
The doctor said she is doing so much better.
She hasn't had one of her spells in ages
isn't that wonderful
well how lucky can I get?
Oh god, I can't believe they got me to do this.
Cuz I said we would.
Well I figured it was a great way to get you alone and naked.
At the same time
everyboy knows how shy you are
so we figured it would be fun to watch you run around in your
god I thought you were my friend
look at this stuff
this is pretty, you will have to try this on
try the stockings on with this
it will look great with that
put this on
it will look great with those shoes
I wonder what else is for the party
oh my god.
Looks what's in here.
Look at the stuff that's in here.
You aren't going to believe this
Look at that
oh it's warm, kristara: Taste it
mmm tastes really good, Lois, try some of this
It's not bad
this dress is so beautiful.
I am so nervous