A mental disorder
sometimes known as multiple or split personality
characterized by loss of touch with environment
and alternation between violent
and contrasting behaviour patterns.
What are you doing here?
I'm just on my way to work.
Have you seen this?
Oh my God!
What's the matter?
I look about 40.
在这个解放的时代 我不会 萨曼莎说
"'Not in these liberated times ' says Samantha. "
哦 得了吧 我怎么会说出这种话
Oh come on as if I'd say a thing like that.
What do you mean?
Well they've used all their own stupid words look.
Oh I thought you meant
you were going to be giving up work.
How long have you known me Beth?
Exactly I don't want to sit at home
and knit sweaters thanks very much.
Have you told Alan?
Yes frequently and he never listens.
Oh you're having lunch with him today.
Me and Leonard.
Well you just tell him you saw me training right?
He needs all the hints he can get.
Well don't blame me
if he phones up and cancels the wedding.
Nothing's gonna go wrong with this wedding Beth.
I've made up my mind.
Could I speak to someone about Samantha Gray please?
The ice queen.
Well I wantI want her address.
I'm afraid we can't give that sort of information.
You must give me her address.
Why do they put these nuts through to me?
All you can do is get in touch with her agent.
I'll put you through to the library.
Who's calling please?
代表作:俄宫秘史 苦海余生 第四阶段
精 神 分 裂 症
Of course there is another alternative sir.
You could go on your honeymoon as arranged
and we could see through this order in your absence.
不是针对你 杰克 如果我想好好享受假期
Nothing personal Jack but if I'm gonna enjoy my holiday
I don't want to lie there
wondering whether this elaborate machinery's
ripping up 50 000 quid's worth of carpeting.
I know what you mean.
Mr. Falconer telephone please.
Anyway what's another couple of weeks?
As long as your wife approves sir.
Yes well that I can't guarantee.
对不起 先生 布莱恩戴维斯打电♥话♥找
Excuse me sir Brian Davis is on the telephone
and your lunch guests are here.
I'll take the call down here I'll be up in a minute.
Well she deserves to be very happy.
You say that as if she isn't going to be.
Well one must take that into consideration.
听着 我知道你不喜欢艾伦 但那真的
Look I know you don't like Alan but that's really
What on earth makes you say that?
Look I neither like him nor dislike him.
I hardly know him.
Which puts me roughly in the same position as Samantha.
Oh we're in one of our cynical moods are we?
You mean she does know him?
不 不 她不是在大街上跟他偶遇的吗?
No no she picked him off the streets didn't she?
Leonard if you were anybody other than a psychiatrist
I would tell you there is such a thing
as love at first sight.
But no you think everyone's
got an ulterior motive for everything.
And you know as well as I know that is perfectly true.
I think you fancy her.
You think I fancy everyone.
No only women.
There are several women I don't fancy.
My wife for one.
That's why I'm taking you out to lunch and not her.
Ahh the wedding party.
Always the bridesmaid never the bride.
Right not if I keep hanging around with this guy.
Yes the laws against bigamy
are very oldfashioned aren't they?
Leonard I think I need your help.
I've just postponed a honeymoon in Barbados
so I can spend another two weeks
working my balls off in this office.
Do you think I'm going out of my mind?
Not if there's money involved somewhere.
Yes there is.
Right well let's go and eat.
You can continue reassuring me.
I'm not gonna reassure you.
You haven't postponed the wedding?
It isn't as though it's some big deal
just close friends and family.
Yes I was just meaning to ask
is anyone coming from Samantha's side?
No one at all?
After her mother died
she lost contact with everyone.
Sad isn't it?
Excuse me excuse me.
出去 出去 出去 出去!
Get out get out get out get out!
出去 出去 出去!
Get out get out get out!