We come to you now with
revelations about last week's attack
in London. An anonymous source provided this video.
It shows Quentin Beck, aka.Mysterio, moments before his death.
A warning, you may find this video disturbing.
I managed to send the Elemental back through the rift but I
don't think I'm gonna make it out of this bridge alive.
Spider-Man attacked me for some reason. He has
an army of weaponized drones, Stark technology.
He's saying he's the only one who's gonna be the new Iron Man, no one else.
Are you sure you want to commence the drone
attack? There will be significant casualties.
Do it. Execute them all.
This shocking video was released earlier today
on the controversial news website TheDailyBugle.net.
There you have it, folks, conclusive proof that Spider-Man was responsible
for the brutal murder of Mysterio, an interdimensional warrior
who gave his life to protect our planet, and who will no doubt
go down in history as the greatest superhero of all time.
But that's not all, folks.
Here's the real blockbuster. Brace yourselves, you might wanna sit down.
Spider-Man's real... Spider-Man's real name is...
Spider-Man's name is Peter Parker.
What the f---
That's right, folks. Peter Parker, a seventeen year old high school
delinquent, harboring a homicidal...
Are you Spider-Man's girlfriend? Are you Spider-Man's girlfriend?
- 蜘蛛侠！- 他在这！
- Spider-Man! - He's here!
- 喂！请不要碰她！- 原来你只是个小孩？
- Whoa, whoa, whoa. Please don't touch her.- You're just a kid?
You murdered Mysterio? You helped him murder Mysterio?
No, I... I didn't...
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
He hit me. Spider-Man hit me!
He hit me. Spider-Man hit me!
People looked up to this boy and called him a hero.
I'll tell you what I call him: Public Enemy Number One!
I don't ever wanna do this ever again!
MJ, I'm so sorry but I can't see anything with your hand in my...
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Okay, where are we gonna go?
- 我不知道，你家。- 不！我们不能去我家！
- I don't know. Your house. - Oh, no! We can't go to my house.
- 我爸会杀了你！- 啥？
- My Dad will kill you! - What?
I thought you said your Dad really liked me?
Yeah, well, not anymore.
- Dude. - Dude!
- Dude. - Dude!
- Dude! - Dude!
- Dude! - What... I'm so sorry!
- 你还好吗。- 不，一点也不。
- Are you okay? - No, not really.
We should go. We should go. Come on.
- 但你说你不想再荡蛛丝了 - 别废话荡就完了
- But you said you don't wanna swing... - You should just swing me. Yeah.
Okay. We can take the subway.
That was so much worse. Okay.
- 你还好吗？- 还行...还行...
- Are you okay? - Yeah. Yeah...
Come on, come on, come on. Ready? I'm so sorry.
I just feel so dumb. I didn't realize you were miserable.
No, it was really fun, alright? You know, that's why call it a fling!
- 况且我们逢了那么久。- 我很开心。
- And we flung. - It was fine.
I could've been more fun. I can be fun.
- 有空再约吧。- 什么时候？
- We'll hang out again. - Like... when do you think?
- 我应该看看那是什么。- 不，不，不，不，哈皮。
- I should see what that is. - No. No, no, no, no. Happy.
- 这是我的工作。- 他总是这样来无影去无踪的...
- It's what I do. - He's always coming and going...
- 彼得？- 不是他...
- Peter?- It's not...
- 彼得？我的天啊彼得...- 噢不不不，我该怎么办才好！
- Peter? Oh. God. Peter... - Oh, no. Oh, no. I don't know what to do!
- 噢噢噢 - 我什么都没看见。
- Oh. Oh, no. - We didn't see anything.
- 事情不是看上去这样的，哈皮 - 我很抱歉
- This isn't what it looks like, Happy. - I'm sorry...
- 注意安全就行了... - 事情并不是看上去这样的。
- Just practice safe... - It's not what it looks like.
You must be MJ!
- Nice to meet you. - So nice to meet you.
Wait, have you been crying?
We broke up.
- Hey, Spider-Man! - Oh, uh...
Thank you. I didn't know you guys broke up. I thought you were in love, May.
- No, we talked about this... - I should probably leave, I think...
I thought you guys were such a handsome couple...
- You know, it's really about boundaries... - Oh...
- Oh, hey, listen. Go in here. - Is that the door?
- Hey, is it true about... - Not now!
Just make yourself home...
... about sex, Peter.
This has nothing to do with sex.
God's sakes, it's the goal but
if you wanna go over it again...
I mean, I'm...
What's that sound?
I mean, I'm happy to rehash
it if you want to. I just don't...
Can you get off your
phones for five minutes,
I just wanna talk to you
about your relationship, okay?
- Is that...
- Is that here?
I mean maybe it's
not such a big deal.
Governments around the
world launched investigations
into the murderer
known as Spider-Man,
aka, Peter Parker, aka, the
web-headed war criminal,
who for years has been terrorizing
the decent citizens of New York.
Well now, this city and the
world see him for what he truly is.
New details from last week's
devastating attack in London have emerged.
For more, we go now to
Joint Intelligence Headquarters...
... who released just a
short while ago confirms,
that the deadly drones
used in the London attack,
were designed by Stark Industries.
- Federal agents! Open up!
- Federal agents? You stay here!
Department of Damage Control.
We have a warrant for
the arrest of Peter Parker.
- You know the fourth amendment?
- Unreasonable search and seizure?
- Get in here, guys. Let's go.
- I didn't kill Quentin Beck. The drones did.
- The drones that are yours.
No... Well, look...
Nick Fury was there the entire time.
Just ask him and he can explain everything.
Nick Fury has been
off-planet for the last year.
They had nothing to do with it, sir!