Here we go.
你好 我是华特 这是我的科维企业
Hi, I'm Walt, and this is my official application
for the Kovi Industries Student Mars Program.
Not that the last 36 applications weren't official.
It's just this is my final one
because they are actually making me graduate after this semester
I was raised by a single mom. She had, like, 100 careers.
We moved around like crazy, so I never really had a home base.
But one time when I was, like, six
she took me to see this solar eclipse
and from that moment on, all I wanted to do was go to the Sun.
And I know that you can't actually go to the Sun.
My mom would try to tell me that,
but I would just stare at it.
And I was obsessed.
Because there was more out there
than the new town or the new school
which always felt like the same town and the same school
and I think if I could've gotten the chance
to just go up there and look back, I would've seen...
where I fit in, in this crazy universe.
Exploration is the way that we discover where we truly belong
and I just... I don't belong here.
其实说了这么多 我想说的是 我很适合
Which is all to say that I think I would be a perfect fit
for the Geological Survey Team, or Propulsions Analysis Department.
Botany and Terraformation Crew, Security Detail, Rover Repair.
Look, if you need someone to make you coffees,
I'm your guy.
I am your guy.
Well, with any luck, the next time you see me
I will be on Mars.
Let's face it. This planet isn't cutting it anymore.
I'm self-made billionaire, Leon Kovi
and I cannot wait to meet you on Mars.
-华特 -燕麦奶拿铁 -少奶泡
Walt! Oat milk latte. Light foam.
Oat milk latte. Light foam.
This obsession with Mars is borderline unhealthy
and you are on the wrong side of that border.
Should I fire you, so you can go there?
就这么办 华特 我要开除你
Let's do it, Walt. I'll fire you.
It truly would be my pleasure.
不 盖瑞 我很喜欢这里
No, Gary. I love it here.
- Oat milk latte? - Light... foam?
-盖瑞 -什么事 华特
- Gary? - Yes, Walt?
Did she just smile at me?
Honestly, I'd say she smiled past you.
- Analysis. - There is a 52% chance of romantic interest.
But a 48% chance she pities you due to your low status position
as an assistant barista
to a robot on a university campus.
Shall I continue?
I honestly feel like I'm gonna get accepted this time.
Leon Kovi was 25
when he became the very first man to set foot on Mars.
And here we are, just settling
for the same classes and jobs and parties
that our parents went to
and their parents went to before them
and their parents went to before them...
So you're not coming to the party?
我当然要去派对 太好了 来 你负责背酒
- Of course, I'm coming to the party. - Great. Come on.
不行 拜托 我们一定会忘记
- You're carrying the booze. - No, come on.
We're gonna forget about it and I'm gonna take it to work.
Walt, I'm gonna need you to keep the whole
Walt-ing thing in check tonight.
- "Walt-ing"? - Bummer monologues.
- Leon Kovi hero worship. - It's not hero worship.
That came with the application packet.
Not the frame.
Don't you wanna be part of something special?
You're not special.
I'm not special.
Most people, not special.
Listen, someday, you're gonna meet someone
and make something special with them.
Like a memory.
Or a weird, well, baby thing.
But until then
drink this, and for the love of God,
do not bring up Mars.
This place is nuts.
Do you live here?
Oh, no. Some trust fund girl.
You know, when I was little, I had this fantasy that my mom...
Ooh, let's not.
Okay, show me yours.
Hi, human Sophie.
Nine months until my parents' contract is up
and we return to Earth.
Nine more months without touching you.
At least this way, you will know when I want to touch you
and vice versa.
Well, I hope touching me
is a lot more fun than touching one of these.
不 确实是这样 它的质感就像‥
No... it is. The texture's for, like...
Can you guys please stop talking about touching each other in here?
你好 布兰登 你好 苏菲
- Hi, Brandon. - Hi, Sophie.
Jan, can you get Brandon out of here?
Will you stop calling her Jan?
-珍 拖走你的智障儿子 -叫妈
- Jan, get your idiot son out! - It's "Mom."
Why would you just grab my butt? Now the hole.
Dude, way too much, dawg!
Get out of here.
他们在火星上 你做什么 出去
- Is that on Mars? - Oh! What are you doing? Get out!
Just looking for the bathroom.
Who walks into bathrooms without knocking?
Walt. Is this live?
How did they solve for the time delay?
It's called quantum splicing.
Don't talk to him. I don't know this man.
Could we exchange emails or something?
- No! - Mine's just "Walt" five times at...
I'm sorry. I can replace it.
Unless it's expensive.