Holy smokes, everybody's here.
Mr. and Mrs. Loughran,the parents of the groom, and family.
Mom and Dad! Johnny!
I can't believe you're all here.
噢 好 好 好
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Yo, how hot is my date?
So hot. Wow.
How 'bout how hot mine is?
You got a date?
没错 她是隐形的 所以你们看不见她
Yeah. She's invisible. That's why you can't see her.
Oh, right. This is the one from "Canada"?
好 说的太好了 马蒂
True. So true, Marty.
Aw. How sweet.
Oh, my. Look at you.
Oh, my gosh.
Is it everything you wanted, my little poisonberry?
Oh, it is, Daddy.
Except where's Grandpa Vlad?
Honey, your gramps would not have been cool with this.
How do we know? If he could just meet Johnny...
He would have eaten him.
He's not as enlightened as your hip Daddy.
So, you're really okay with him not being a monster?
人类 怪物 独角兽只要你开心就好
Human, monster, unicorn, as long as you're happy.
And you'll always be my moonlight
But now on wings of love you soar
Now that you're Johnny's girl
And kind of Daddy's, too
Your mom would be so happy
'Cause she always knew
Love is making room for all the best in you
Oh, hey, guys!
Todd, take a break.
So, what's up?
Mavis was wondering if maybe you wanted to go for a fly.
噢 我们从来都没试过啊 有什么特别的理由吗
Oh. We haven't done that in forever. Any special reason?
No special reason at all.
What's his deal?
It's just a beautiful night, and...
Well, if you don't want to...
不 不是 开什么玩笑
No, no! Are you kidding?
I would eat a bucket of garlic to fly with you.
Oh, honey, look at those fluffy clouds.
Remember what we played when you were little?
Hide and Go Seek Sharp Objects?
Okay. Regular Hide and Go Seek.
Where are you?
I'm gonna get you.
Honey? Are you okay?
Yes. It's just a little harder
to catch my breath since I'm pregnant.
Yes, well, I guess that would make it more...
I'm gonna be a grandpa!
And I'm gonna be a dad!
'Cause you're Daddy's girl, or boy
Daddy's girl, or boy
I'm hungry again, honey.
Can you get me some ice cream with anchovies?
不 不 不 你必须戒掉你的坏饮食
No, no, no.You mustn't give in to your cravings.
It's not good for the baby.
You need to increase your spider intake,
so he'll be able to climb ceilings properly.
And eat lots of sheep bile.
我爱你 爸爸 但我们还不知道
I love you, Dad, but we don't even know
if the kid's gonna be a vampire.
I'd be thrilled if the baby's human-y, just like Johnny.
"Human-y." With thousands of years of Dracula genes.
Not gonna happen.
As long as the baby's healthy.
Of course. A healthy little vampire.
Yes, a human who can fly as a bat.
Here. Just have some monster ball soup.
It's your mommy's recipe.
Thank you, Dad.
Just like you made it when I was a kid. My favorite.
Sir, only the father is allowed in the delivery room.
不是吧 我意思是 好吧
Really? I mean, okay.
He's the family, I guess.
看 是个男孩 是个男孩
Oh, look! It's a boy! It's a boy!
The Dracula bloodline carries on!
No one will ever harm you as long as I'm here,
my little devil dog.
Dad, can I hold my baby?
If I were Dad, I'd say yes.
But I'm the nurse, Francine.
Here you go anyway.
Little Dennis is a year old now. Wow!
很漂亮 是的 可爱的孩子
Nice. Yeah. Cute kid.
好了 拆礼物时间了 朋友们
Okay, time for presents, guys.
All right! Let's do this boy up!
Check out what I got him. Bling!
Wow. Is it cursed?
Super cursed. Only the best.
Straight from the crypt.
He's just starting to walk, so maybe it's heavier than...
Oh. You're okay, Denisovich.
His name is Dennis. Named after my father.
It's not his vampire name.
My little Denisovichy-Weesovichy.
Huh! Are we sure he's a vampire?
I mean, not that it's a bad thing,
but shouldn't he have fangs and that pasty skin you guys have?
Technically, you have until you're five to get your vampire fangs.
Oh, he'll get his fangs. He's a Dracula.
He's also half Loughran.
Maybe he'd be better off where we live. There's more humans there.
What? Look how well he's playing with the wolf pups.
We have a present. I hope it's acceptable.
"My First Guillotine."
非常有教育意义 干的好 弗兰克
Very educational. Well played, Frank.
这很棒 谢谢 我们只是得预防危险
It's great. Thank you. We just have to baby-proof that.
Johnny, do you know where you put the rubber guards?