Joey, would you slow down? They're not gonna be sold out of papers at one o'clock in the morning.
I'm excited! I've never gotten reviewed before.
You were so amazing as the king. I was really impressed, I was.
Although, you know what? You might want to consider wearing underwear next time.
Yeah, 'cause when you sat down on your throne you could kind of see your...royal subject.
Here it is, here it is. The only thing worse than the mindless, adolescent direction was Joseph Tribbiani's disturbingly unskilled portrayal of the king.
OK, look, that is one guy's opinion, alright. Pheebs, read yours.
OK. The only thing worse than the mindless, adolescent direction was Joseph Tribbiani...
Does anyone have one from a different paper? Ross, read yours.
I don't want to.
Joey, honey, they don't know what they're talking about. Yeah.
Maybe they do. I've been doing this ten years and I haven't gotten anywhere. There's gotta be a reason.
Come on. Maybe you're just, uhhh...paying your dues.
No, no, no, it's, it's too hard. It's not worth it. I quit.
Come on, Joey! It's crazy.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait one minute. Wait a minute. I believe this will change your mind.
In a mediocre play, Joseph Tribbiana was able to achieve brilliant new levels of...continued on page 153...sucking.
When I was little, I wanted to be a veterinarian, but then I found out you had to put your hands into the cows and stuff.
Areare you OK?
Yeah, yeah, just a tough day at work, you know. A stegosaurus fell over, trapped a kid.
Whoa, whoa, I know this jacket, this is, thFun Bobby's jacket! Where is he, what. He, he's here, isn't he?
Don't toy with me.
Hey, Fun Bobby!
Hey. Whoa, hey, you've been working out, huh?
Not at all! I love this guy. Hey, I was so psyched to hear you're back with my sister!
You and me both.
Hey, so what'd I miss, what'd I miss, come on?
Oh, we were just trying to make Joey feel better.
Hey, do you need me to pick you up?
No, I'm all right man, really.
No, I'm picking you up.
Hey no, seriously, I don't need you to pick me...Alright! It still works.
OK, now before I go, does anybody else need to be picked up? I'm still gonna go.
OK, I'll see you later baby.
Uh, public display of affection coming up. You can avert your eyes.
See you. Bye! See you later!
Fun Bobby is so great.
Oh, isn't he? Oh, you know, I really think this time it may work with him.
I mean, he just makes me feel so good and I've been feeling so lousy, you know, last couple of months, no job, no boyfriend. Well, at least my cup is half full.
Half full of looooovvvvve.
And for our twoweek anniversary, he's gonna take me to his cousin's cabin for the weekend.
Cabin of loooooovvvvve.
We went through a lot of wine tonight, you guys.
Really? I only had two glasses.
I just had a glass.
I had one glass.
I had about a mugful in this lovely 'I got boned at the Museum of Natural History' mug.
OK, so that's...that's what, two bottles? And yet somehow we went through five?
So what. So he drank a lot tonight.
Yeah but, you know, now that I think about it, I don't think I've ever seen Fun Bobby without a...a drink in his hand.
Yeah. Oh, OOh, yeah, you know, did you notice how he always starts his stories with, um, OK, 'I was so wasted,' or, 'Oh, we were so bummed,' or, um, ooh, ooh, 'So I wake up, and I'm in this dumpster in Connecticut.'
Monica, have you ever been with him when he wasn't drinking?
Well, we just happen to go to a lot of places where you might drink. I mean, how do you go to a wine tasting without having a drink? Or...or to a club, or to the...zoo.
Thanks. Rach, does this have nonfat milk?
Ehhhummmm, II don't know, why don't you taste it.
Oh well, too late, sorry, you already had some.
What'd you say we make these, uh, coffees Irish?
Yeah, we're gonna...we're gonna get some cake.
You know what? It seems like you've been making an awful lot of stuff Irish lately.
Well, I would make them Belgian, but the waffles are hard to get into that flask.
Look, maybe this is none of my business, or maybe it is, I don't know...but, uh, I'm kinda worried about you.
OK, look, this isn't the first time somebody's said something to me about this, but, I don't know...I always made excuses about it, like...uhhh...'I'm just a social drinker,' or, 'Come on, it's Flag Day.'
So, what are you saying now?
I guess I'm saying, I'll try and quit. I kinda like that you worry about me.
Sooo, what's going on, huh?
I, am gonna try and quit drinking.
Guess who's back in show business.
Ohh, ohh, Lorne Greene?
No, no, Pheebs. You know why? 'Cause he's dead.
OK, I guess this is gonna seem kinda bittersweet now, but...Joey, that's who.
Yeah, my agent just called me with an audition for Days of Our Lives!
Here's to Joey! Here Joey!
Oh, well, we have to celebrate. You know what we should do? We should do, like, a soap opera theme.
Hey, yeah...we could all sleep together and then one of us could get amnesia.
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