Hey Rach, what time do you get off? We're all gonna do something tonight.
Umm.... well, actually I'm already done, but I...I kinda got plans.
You have other friends?
Yeah...I, uhh...I have a...I have a date.
With a man?
What? What is so strange for me having a date?
What about Ross? I mean, are you still mad at him 'cause he made that list about you?
Noooo, no, I'm not mad at him. I'm. . I'm not really anything at him anymore.
What are you talking about?
I don't know. Whatwhatever I was feeling, I'm...not.
But you guys came so close.
Oh, I know, I'm sorry, you guys. You're just gonna have to get used to the fact that I will not be dating Ross.
Here he is. Hi. Guys, this is Russ.
No, nononono. I'm not saying you're not talented. You're very talented.
It's just with the bird dead and all, there's very little act left. Oh, honey, give me a break, will ya? Ohhh, ooh, I'll talk to you later.
Well, there's my favorite client. So tell me darling, how was the audition?
Well, I think it went pretty well. I. . I got a callback for Thursday.
Joey, have you ever seen me ecstatic?
Well, here it is.
OK, uh.... listen, there's something I wanna talk to you about. The network casting lady...
Oh, isn't Lori a doll?
Yeah, yeah, she is great, but...I kinda got the feeling that she was sorta...coming on to me.
And I definitely would get the part if I would've...you know...if I would've sent the Little General in.
Oh, I see. Well, I'm just gonna put in a call here and we'll find out what's going on and straighten it out. Yeah, hi, Lori please.
Hi darling. So how about Joey Tribbiani for the part of the cab driver, isn't he terrific? Uhhuuuuh. Uhhuuuuh. OK, doll. Talk to you later. Yeah, you're gonna have to sleep with her.
What's the matter?
What, isn't he sober?
Oh, he's sober alright. Just turns out that Fun Bobby was fun for a reason.
All right, here you go, sweetie.
Thanks. You wanna hear something funny?
Oh God, yes!
There are no hardware stores open past midnight in the Village.
That is funny.
I needed to buy a hammer the other night, and I'm out walking around the neighborhood.
But apparently there are no hardware stores open past midnight in the Village.
Ahhh, say honey, don't you have to be at your interview now?
See you guys.
Bye...ridiculously dull Bobby.
It's not that bad.
Not that bad? Did you not hear the hammer story?
OK, OK, don't get all squinky.
Maybe it was just the kind of story where you have to be there.
But I'm gonna be there...for the rest of my life. I mean, I can't break up with him. I'm the one who made him quit drinking. He's dull because of me.
All right, don't say that. He's probably always been dull. You just, you know, set it free.
Hey Ross.... bahhhh!
Hi Russ, I've just got two more tables to clean and then we'll go, OK?
OK, I'll just sit here and...uh...chat with your, uh.... friendtype....people.
Um, hi! Hi!
OK, so, you know what you're doing, right?
Well, yeah, but...no. I mean, umm...doesn't.... doesn't Russ just remind you ofof someone?
Huh, Bob Saget?
Oh, yeah! No, no, no, no, oh, oh.
Oh, my, oh!
What? What's wrong?
She's just upset because she, uh, she buttered a spider into her toast this morning.
Hmm, all right.
Listen, Pheebs, this is gonna be OK. Ross, Russ. Russ, Ross.
Are you a, uh, friend of Rachel's?
Yes, yes I am. Are you a, uh, a friend of Rachel's?
Actually, I'm a...kind of a.... you know, a...datetype...thing...of Rachel's.
Yeah, I'm her date.
Oh, oh, you're...uh...you're, oh you're the date.
You know, this is actually good, because if we ever lose Ross, we have a spare.
Oh, you are the, uh...paleontologist.
Yes, yes I am. And you are a....
See? They're as different as night and...later that night.
Well, I am going to, uh...get a beverage. It was nice, nice...uh...meeting you.
I, uh, well...I...I met Russ.
Hey, I didn't know we were, uh, seeing other people.
Well, we're not seeing each other, so....
Well, uh, for your information, there's a woman at the museum, who's curator of moths and other...uh...winged things...who's, uh, let it be known that she is drawn to me much like a...well you know.
But so far I've been keeping her at bay, but, uh, if this is the deal...
Well, yeah, this is the deal.
OK, well, um, have a nice evening.
Thank you. Russ, you ready?
She's dating. She's dating?
Yes, yes, but did you see who she was dating?
What do you mean?
Do you not see it?
See what? I don't know what she sees in...in that goober. And it takes him, what? Like, like, I don't know, uhhhuhh, hello, a week, to get out a sentence?
Yeah, it's annoying, isn't it?
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