Ok. Here's his diaper bag, and his uh, Mr. Winky, and uh...oh, him. Hi!
So how did everything go?
Oh, great. Great. There was a projectile, uh, throwing up incident, but he started it.
Well, we've gotta go. Ok.
...Oh, right. Um, I've got some news. It's about us.
Oh, you and me?
Uh, no, Susan and me.
The other us.
We're uh, we're getting married.
As in, "I now pronounce you wife and wife" married?
Anyway, we'd like you to come, but we totally understand if you don't want to.
Yeah. Well, why wouldn't I wanna come? I had fun at the first wedding.
Look, I just thought that...
No no no, I mean, hey, why shouldn't I be happy for you? You know? I mean, what would it say about me if I couldn't revel in your joy? I'm reveling baby, believe me!
Is your finger caught in that chair?
Want us to go?
This is so cool. You're actually gonna be on television.
I know. It really hit me last night. I'm gonna be on Days of Our Lives. And then I started thinking about all of us, and how these are the days of our lives. .
Carol and Susan's caterer had a mountain bike accident this weekend, and she's in a full body cast.
They want me to do it, which is really cool, seeing as I've never catered before, and I really need the money, and this isn't a problem for you, is it?
Would it matter?
Oh, you are so great! Thank you!
Are you really not going?
I am really not going. I mean, I don't get it. They already live together, why do they need to get married?
Because they love each other, and they wanna celebrate that love with the people that are close with them.
If you wanna call that a reason.
Who's the bitterest man in the living room, the bitterest man in the living room? Hi, neighbor.
Ross, I thought you were over this.
Look, that has nothing to do with this, ok? She's my exwife. Ifif she were marrying a guy, none of you'd expect me to be there.
Hey, if she were marrying a guy, she'd be like the worst lesbian ever.
Did I miss it? Did I miss it?
No no, I'm on right after this guy shoots himself.
Whoa, she is pretty.
Yeah, and she's really nice too. She taught me all about, you know, how to work with the cameras, and smellthefart acting.
Huh. I'm sorry, what? Excuse me?
It's like, you got so many lines to learn so fast, that sometimes you need a minute to remember your next one.
So while you're thinking of it, you take this big pause where you look all intense, you know, like this...
Oh, here's my scene, there's my scene. "Mrs. Wallace, I'm Dr. Drake Ramoray, your sister's neurosurgeon.
Yeah tell me, is she gonna be all right?
I'm afraid the situation is much dire than we expected. Your sister is suffering from a...
A subcranial hematoma. Perhaps we can discuss this further over coffee.
For a minute there I thought you were actually trying to smell something.
That is so good! Do it again!
All right, all right. "Damn it Braverman, it's right there on the chart!"
That's great. All right, I gotta get to work, I got a big dinosaur bone to inspect.
No no. No, that's me.
Oh. Oh, thanks. I couldn't uh...
Is everything ok?
Um, no, huhuh. One of my clients died on the massage table today.
Oh my God.
That's a little more relaxed than you want 'em to get.
Yeah, uhhuh. Um, she was, you know, 82 years old. And uh, Her name was um, Mrs. Adelman.
Yeah, it's just so strange.
I mean, you know, she probably woke up this morning and thought, "All right, I'll have some breakfast, and then I'll take a little walk, andand you know, then I'll have my massage."
Little did she know God was thinking, "Ok, but that's it."
Oh oh, but the weirdest thing was, ok, um, I was cleansing her aura when it happened, and whenwhen her spirit left her body, I don't think it went very far.
What'd you mean?
II think it went into me.
God, this is so hard. I can't decide between lamb or duck.
Well, of course, lambs are scarier. Otherwise the movie would've been called Silence of the Ducks.
Ok, who ordered what?
Oh, I believe I had the halfdrunk cappuccino with the lipstick on the rim.
Yes, and this with the cigarette butt in it, is that decaf?
I can't believe you're so uptight about your mom coming.
I know, but it's just it's the first time, and I just don't want her to think that because I didn't marry Barry, my life is total crap, you know?
Talk about crap. Try listening to Stella Niedman tell the story of her and Rod Steiger for the hundredth time.
Uh, Pheebs, how long do you think this lady'll be with us?
I don't know. I mean, she obviously has some kind of unfinished business. Sit up!
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