Can't get the monkey off your back? Then put it in your mouth with Monkeyshine Beer!
Get it, monkey. Get it, get it, monkey. Monkey, monkey. Monkeyshine Beer. Because it's a jungle out there!
That commercial always makes me so sad.
Yeah, but then the guy opens his beer and those girls run at him, so, everything seems to work out OK.
I meant because the monkey in it reminds me of Marcel.
I can see that, because they both have those big brown eyes and, you know, the little pouty chin.
And the fact that they're both monkeys.
Sometimes I wonder if I did the right thing, you know, giving him away.
Oh, Ross, you had to, I mean, he was humping everything in sight. I mean, I have a Malibu Barbi who will no longer be wearing white to her wedding.
Remember when sometimes he'd borrow your hat, and when you got it back there'd be little monkey raisins in it.
Yeah, well sure, when he did it, it was funny. When I did it to my boss's hat...all of a sudden I have this big attitude problem.
Hey, hey, check it out, guess what I got. Rhythm? No, my first fan mail.
'Dear Dr. Ramoray, know that I love you and would do anything to have you.' My gosh! "Your not-so-secret admirer, Erika Ford." Oh, wait. "P.S.Enclosed, please find 14 of my eyelashes."
You know, in crazy world, that means you're married.
This wasn't addressed to Days of Our Lives, this is, this came to your apartment.
There's no stamp on it, this woman was in our building.
Oh my god, I got my very own stalker.
Hey, guys. Hey. Ooh, where are you off to, Traveling Jake?
Well, there's this, uh, paleontology conference in L.A. , so I figured I'd go and then drive down to the zoo and surprise Marcel.
You know I think he will be surprised, till he realizes he's a monkey, and uh, you know, isn't capable of that emotion.
Oh, Phoebe, that really cute guy is here again.
Oh, oh, OK, so everyone, pretend like I'm telling you a story, OK? And, and it's really funny. So everyone just laugh. Now!
I know. I know. Hello. Hi. I'm Rob Dohnen. Hi Rob Dohnen.
I don't know anything about music, but I think you're really, really great. Oh, wow.
Anyway, I schedule performers for the children's libraries around the city, and I was just thinking, have you ever thought about playing your songs for kids?
Oh, I would love to have kids...you're, you're the, you're, me play the songs that I will write for them.
Hey, what do you wanna do for dinner?
Well we could just stay in and cook for ourselves.
Hello. It's Erica. Ah, the stalker.
Never mind, it's open.
Yes, hitting her with a frying pan's a good idea. We might wanna have a backup plan, though, just in case she isn't a cartoon.
Let's get out of here.
The one time they're not home!
OK, OK, we'll just leave, and when we pass her on the stairs, she won't know it's me because we've never met.
That's how radio stars escape stalkers.
Uhh, this is it, this is how we're gonna die. You ready?
Wait, wait, wait.
Mr. Geller? Yeah, hi. Hi, Dean Lipson, zoo administrator. I was told you had a question.
Well, I uh, I can't seem to find the monkey I donated last year. He's a capuchan, answers to the name Marcel.
Ahh, I'm afraid I have some bad news. Marcel has passed on.
Oh my God, what happened?
Well he got sick, and then he got sicker, and then he got a little better but then he died.
I can't believe this.
I'm sorry Mr. Geller. But you know, there's an old saying, "Sometimes monkeys die." It's not a great saying...but it certainly is fitting today.
Well, you know, someone should have called me.
I'm sorry. Look, I know this can't bring him back but here, it's just a gesture. Zoo dollars?
Yes, and come see the bird show at 4. The macaws wear hats. Well it's a lot cuter if your monkey hasn't just died.
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