Excuse me, folk, this is a...Closed set. We know. But we're friends with the monkey.
Good morning. Hi Pal, look who I brought! It's your old friend, Harry Elafonte!
Whoa, dude. Burn!
I don't get it. He seemed so happy to see me yesterday.
Hey, don't take it personal. He's under a lot of pressure, you know, starring in a movie and all.
How big of a star is Marcel?
In human terms?
I'd say...Cybill Shepherd. Whoaaa! Really? Oh!
So you guys in the movie? Or you just really paranoid?
Hey, Sal? Hm? Jerry wants to know if the monkey's ready for the subway set.
Excuse me? Jerry is the director? Which one's he?
The one in the director's chair? Gotcha.
Pheebs, walk with me. OK. Um, how come I'm walking with you?
Well, we uh...we're just going over here so that...we can get away from a horrible flesheating virus!
For the love of God, woman, listen to me!
Is he looking? Is he looking?
We've got a problem. Hi! Tell me.
I can't do Chris' makeup. She refuses to acknowledge that she has mustache.
ls it bad? It looks like when her eyebrows fell down. Got it.
Now, unless someone convinces her to let me bleach it, JeanClaud Van Damme is gonna be making out with Gabe Kaplan.
I'll talk to her. I hate actress.
Nice camouflage man. For a minute there, I almost didn't see ya.
注释：camouflage：(军事上的) 伪装，隐蔽；(动物的) 保护色，保护形状，隐瞒。
Excuse me. Nahhhh...Whoaaa...
Uh, is your name Chandler? Yes, yes, it is.
Chandler Bing. Do you know me or are you just really good at this game?
I'm Susie Moss. Fourth grade? Glasses? I used to carry around a box of animal crackers like a purse?
Susie Moss! Right! Yeah! Wow! You look...Great job growing up.
It's nice to see you not still wearing that denim cap with a lot of mirrors on it. Oh, right.
Yeah, when I graduated fourth grade and realized I wasn't a pimp.
Remember the class play? You, you pulled up my skirt and the entire auditorium saw my underpants?
Yes. Back then, I uh, used humor as a defense mechanism. Thank God! I don't do that anymore.
Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! What? What? What? What?
It's JeanClaude Van Damme. I didn't know he was in this movie. He is so...hot! You think?
The Muscles from Brussels? WhamBamVanDamme?
Did you see Time Cop? No. Was he any good in it?
Rachel, he like, totally change time! Wow! So why don't you go talk to him? Oh, ya!
What? So you go over there, you tell him you think he's cute. What's the worst that could happen?
He could hear me. Oh, come on.
Okay, I'm doing it for you. Oh, wait, don't, don't you dare! Don't! Don't! Tell him I cook!
Excuse me. Hi! Hi! Um...This is gonna sound kind of goofy...but um...my friend, over there...who cooks, by the way, um...she thinks you're cute.
You don't think I'm cute? I, I don't know, um...do you think you're cute?
Okay, we're kinda getting off the track here. I was supposed to come here and tell you, my friend thinks you're cute.
So, what should I tell her? You can tell her I think her friend is cute.
Makeup! Oh, that's me. I gotta go. Oh, um...okay.
Um, so listen. How many times am I going to have to touch you on the arm before you ask me on a date?
Well, um, let's try one more. There you go. Say Ernie's, 8:00?
I'll be there. And who knows, if things go well, maybe this time...I'll get to see your underwear.
No one was around to hear that?
So what'd he say? Ugh...What a jerk! I kept talking about you, and he kept asking me out.
Naturally, you know, I said no. Aham. Thanks, anyway. He just kept asking...and asking, asking, asking...
Rachel, if...if you want to go out with him, you can. It...sounds like a big jerk to me, but if that's what you wanna do...
JeanClaude, she said yes! I'll see you tonight! Thank you.
And then JeanClaude took me to that place Crossroads and that′s where we hung out with Drew Barrymore. whoa!
Oh, man. She's so smokin'! She's got the greatest set of...No guys around, huh?
Does anybody need anything? I'll have an espresso. Oh, actually, I'll get it. If I ask you to, you'll probably end up drinking it yourself.