Hey. Hold on a second.
Nice, nice. Hey I got something for you.
Eight hundred and twelve bucks.
Well, I don't know what Big Leon told you but it's an even thousand if you want me for the whole night. What is this for?
Well, I'm making money now and this is paying you back for head shots, electric bills, and so many slices of pizza I can't even count. I love you man.
Well, thanks man. Now I can get my pony.
Hey, this is a little extra something for uh, you know, always being there for me.
Wow, I don't know what to say.
Wow, I, I don't know what to say.
Heh, what'd you say?
I don't know. It's a bracelet.
Isn't it? And it's engraved too, check it out.
To my best bud.
Thanks best bud.
Put it on.
Oh, now? No, no, I think something this nice should be saved for a special occasion.
Oh, no no, that's the beauty part, it goes with everything. You put this on, you're good to go.
Ohhh, man, you are so wearing that bracelet.
I so am.
Oh, you have any idea what this'll do for your sex life?
Well, it'll probably slow it down at first but, once I get used to the extra weight, I'll be back on track.
Well, this all looks good.
And if I wanna call for a reference on your last job?
Oh, that's there on the bottom, see the manager, Chandler Bing.
Alright, let's see if you're as good in person as you are on paper. Make me a salad.
A salad? Really I, I could do something a little more complicated if you like.
No, just a salad will be fine.
Alright, you got it.
Now, I want you to tell me what you're doing while you're doing it.
Alright, well I'm tearing the lettuce.
Uhhuh. Is it dirty?
Ohoh, no no don't worry, I'm gonna wash it.
Don't, I like it dirty.
That's your call.
So, uh, what are you going to do next?
Well, I thought that I would cut up the tomatos.
Are they, uh, firm?
You sure they haven't gone bad? You sure they're not very, very bad?
No really, they're OK.
You gonna slice them up real nice?
Actually, I was gonna do them jullienne.
I'm outa here.
Y'ello. No, Rachel's not here right now, can I take a message?
Alright, and how do we spell Casey, is it like at the bat or and the Sunshine Band? OK, byebye. Hey, who's this uh, this Casey?
Oh, some guy she met at the movies.
Oh really? What uh, what does he want with her?
Well, I'm guessing he wants to do a little dance...you know, make a little love...well pretty much get down tonight.
I don't know, I don't get, I don't get it, I mean, wh, wh, two months ago Rachel and I were like, this close.
Right now, what, I'm taking messages from guys she, she meets at the movies?
I mean this, this Casey should be taking down my messages, you know, or, or, Rachel and I should be together and, and we should get some kind of me, message service.
Hang in there, it's gonna happen.
Wha, OK, how do you know that?
Because she's your lobster.
Oh, she's going somewhere.
Come on you guys. It's a known fact that lobsters fall in love and mate for life.
You know what, you can actually see old lobster couples walking around their tank, you know, holding claws like....
Heeey, you feeling better?
Yeah, I think that fifth shower actually got the interview off me.
So, do you have any other possibilities?
Oh yeah, well there's the possibility that I won't make rent.
Monica, if you want, I can lend you some money.
No no no, 'cause I couldn't pay you back right away and then I'd feel guilty and tense every time I saw you.
Oh, OK. Well then why don't you, uhh, why don't you borrow it from mom and dad? You feel guilty and tense around them already. You might as well make some money off them.
You know, the man's got a point.
What is that sparkly thing?
That thing, it's a uhh...yeah it's, it's a little flashy.
No no, no no, it's not flashy, not for a Goodfella.
Man, man that is sharp. It must have cost you quite a few Doubloons.
So, what's this.
Some of your old stuff.
Well sweetie, we have a surprise for you. We're turning your room into a gym.
Wow, that is a surprise. Just one little question, uh, why not Ross's room?
Oh gosh, we talked about that but your brother has so many science trophies and plaques and merit badges, well we didn't wanna disturb them.
那我们也讨论过了，但你哥哥有那么多的科学奖杯 、奖牌 、奖章…我们不想去惊动它们。
Oh, God forbid.
Oh, hi, Rachel! We were so sorry to hear about your parents splitting up dear.
Oh, well, you know, they're just separated, so, you know, never know, we'll see.
Well, I can't say any of us were surprised. Your parents have been unhappy ever since we've known them. Especially after that incident in Hawaii.
What, what incident?
Uhh, nah, no no no, I, I must be thinking of someone else, uh, maybe me. Don't you have some folding to do? Go fold dear. Fold. You fold.