Do you want a refill?
No, I'm alright, thanks.
Ooh, OK, you gotta give me a second, I wanna get this just right.
Dude, 11 o'clock, totally hot babe checking you out. That was really good, I think I'm ready for my penis now.
老兄啊，十一点方向，有个火♥ 辣♥ 女郞在看着你。学得很不错，我想我可以去变性了。
I know what you're thinking, Dave Thomas, founder of Wendy's.
I, I really have to be somewhere but it was nice meeting you.
Oh this is excellent. You know he coulda gotten me a VCR, he coulda gotten me a set of golf clubs, but no, he has to get me the woman repeller, the eyesore from the Liberace house of crap.
It's not that bad.
Oh, yeah, easy for you to say, you don't have to walk around sporting some reject from the Mr. T collection.
你当然说得容易了！你又不用走来走去，炫耀T先生都不要的废品。（美国俚语：Mr. T collection指粗俗过时的收藏）
I pity the fool who puts on my jewelry, I do, I do. I pity the fool that...Hi.
Hey man, we were just doin' some uhh, impressions over here. Do your Marcel Marceau. That's actually good.
Would you look at that guy, I mean how long has he been talking to her?
It's like, back off buddy she's a waitress not a geisha.
I think she's OK.
Look at that, look at that, see how she's pushing him away and he won't budge. Alright, I'mI'm gonna do something.
注释：budge：(使) 轻微移动，挪动，(使) 改变主意，改变观点。
Excuse me, are you Rachel?
I'm Ross Geller. Wha, I'm, God in your ad you said you were pretty but wow.
What are you, what are you doing?
Oh, oh my God, is this, is this the wrong day? I don't believe it, uh, well, hey, I guess if it works out we'll, we'll have something to tell the grandkids. Sure will.
I've uh, gotta go. Take care.
OK, OK, see you later, nice meeting you. You're welcome.
I was saving you.
Saving, saving, saving me from the pleasant conversation with the interesting man, saving me?
Oh, see from where I was sitting I uh...
OK, Ross, listen to me, I am not yours to save.
But, you are.
Uh, uh, well you're, umm, you're my lobster.
OK, you know what, are, are you being like, the blind date guy again?
No no, you're uh, you're my lobster. See um, lobsters, uhh, in the tank when, when they're old, uhh, they get with, uhh, they walk around holding the claws.
In the tank, you know, with, with the holding and...Uhh, Pheebs you wanna help me out with the, the whole lobster thing?
Do the claws again.
Rach. OK, forget, forget the lobsters OK. We're, let's talk, what about us?
Ross, there is no us, OK.
No, listen to me. I fell for you and I get clobbered. You then fall for me and I again, somehow, get clobbered.
I'm tired of being clobbered, you know, it's, it's just not worth it.
NO but Ross. We are never gonna happen, OK. Accept that.
Eexcept, except that what?
No. No. Accept that.
Hey, man, look it's my best bud. How you doing? Wow, you are really getting good at that Marcel Marceau thing.
Hey, listen, what'd you say uh, we play some ball, you and me, huh, what'd you say? OK, that's my bad.
If you hated the bracelet so much, Chandler, you should've just said so.
Well, doesn't the fact that I wore the bracelet even though I hated it say something about our friendship and how much it means to me?
Well, what about the fact that you insulted the bracelet and you made fun of me?
OK, well that's the part where I'm a wank. But I was hoping you know we wouldn't focus on that.
Hey, come on, man, I said I was sorry like a hundred times, I promise I will never take it off my...wrist.
But if, if you wanna stay in there and be mad, you know, you just uh, you stay in there.
You know what the...
I am here, on my knees, holding up these couch cushions as a symbol of my sorrow and regret, much like they did in biblical times. Though you may haveth anger now...
You know, that Steffi Graf has quite a tush. I'm just saying, it's right there.
Hi, darling. Where's my grandson, you didn't bring him?
No, he's at uh, Carol's and Susan's today.
A woman in my office is a lesbian. I'm just saying.
Oh, Jack, look, there's that house paint commercial that cracks you up.
Where have you been?
Emotional hell. So, did they lend you the money yet?
No, but that's probably 'cause I haven't asked them yet.
Come on Monica, do it. Hey, you guys, um, Monica has some news.
Um, yeah, so uh, uhh, listen, I'm sorry I didn't tell you this before but umm, I, I'm no longer at my job, I, I had to leave it.
Because they made me.
You were fired? What're you gonna do?
Judy, Judy, relax, this is our little harmonica we're talking about. We taught her well. Ten percent of your paycheck, where does it go?
In the bank.
There you go. So she dips into her savings, that's what it's there for. She's gonna be fine. .Aren't you sweetie?
In the bank.
And if you need a little extra, you know where to find it.
Anything larger back there?
I can't believe it.
Would you stop already? Get out of the bitter barn and play in the hay.
Oh, you're right I, I should play in the hay. Forget about the fact that I just dropped 400 dollars to replace a bracelet that I hated to begin with. Bring on the hay.
Hey. I've got something that's gonna make you happy. Guess what Gunther found?