Come on, I'm not saying it was a bad movie, I'm just saying, you know, it was a little...hard to follow.
I told you there was gonna be subtitles.
I know, I just didn't wanna wear my glasses on my first date.
It would really help when I'm kissing you if you didn't shout out my sister's name.
Honey, I'm just checking. Oh.
I'm sorry. Oh God, I'm sorry, it's just that when you moved your hands down to my butt, it was like woah, Ross's hands are on my butt. Sorry.
And that's, that's funny why?
Well it's not, honey I'm sorry, I guess I'm just nervous. I mean, it's you, you know, it's us. I mean, we're crossing that line, sort of a big thing.
I, I know it's big, I just didn't know it was uh, haha big.
OK, my hands were no where near your butt.
I know, I know, I know, I know. I was just thinking about when they were there the last time, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
OK, OK, look, woah, I promise, I'm good, I'm not gonna laugh anymore. OK put your hands back there.
No see now, now I can't 'cause uh, I'm feeling too selfconscious.
Come on touch my butt. No!
Just one cheek.
Nuh, uh, the moment's gone, you know?
Alright, just put your hands out and I'll back up into them.
That's romantic.Come on touch it.No.Oh, come on squeeze it.No.Rub it.No.
Oh, come on, would you just grab my ass! !!
Wow, look at that. The car is on fire, yet somehow its expensive paint job is protected by the Miracle Wax.
You got a Cheeto on your face man.
What're you doin' here? Aren't you supposed to be out with Rachel?
That was 14 hours ago.
So how'd it go?
Oh. Listen, have you ever been uh, you know, fooling around with a girl and uh, started laughing?
Yeah, but uh, it was 1982 and my flock of seagulls haircut was tickling her chin.
She laughed at you?
Yeah. I mean I just...you know I waited...I know, I've been wanting this since like ninth grade typing, ya know. And I just want it to be perfect and right and...
Why isn't that laser beam cutting through the paint?
It's the Miracle Wax. It certainly is a miracle.
Hi you guys. Hey.
Hi. Listen, I was um, thinking about...
Listen can you guys uh, speak up, it's harder for us to hear you when you lower your voice.
OK, listen, I'm sorry about last night and I really wanna make it up to you.
No, you, you know there's no need to make it u...how?
Well, I was thinking maybe a um, a romantic dinner with um, candles and wine and then uh, maybe going back to my place for um, dessert.
Humm, that sounds, I don't, perfect.
You get us a couple of beers?
I'm going to look into your eyes now.
Yeah, that's my job. Alright, look up...look down, now open your eyes, now look down. That's right, look into the light. Now look at me...
OK. Your eyes look good. Those are good eyes.
Good, they feel good, in my head.
So, it's great to see ya.
OK, um. Goodbye.
Drops. Here, they're free.
Thanks. So, I guess I better be going.
Oh, OK, yeah. I'll see ya later.
We have got to get you lazy boys out of these chairs.
Hey, woah, hey, woah.
You know you should go outside and be with the threedimensional people.
No, inside good, outside bad.
You guys are so pathetic, I, oh, oh, Xanadu! Oh.
She's one of us now.
Hi you guys. Hey.
Well we just wanted to stop by and uh, say goodnight.
Look at that, they won't even turn their heads.
Alright you guys, I'm taking off my shirt.
Nah, she's lying.
Stop sending food to our apartment.
Well, why're you all dressed up?
You're not the only one who has a date tonight.
What? You have a date? Who with?
Come on, what's his name?
Come on, tell me.
Alright, but I'm very excited about this OK, so you gotta promise you won't get all bigbrothery and judgmental.
Oh, I promise, what.
It's Richard Burke.
Who's Richard Burke? Doc, Doctor Burke? You have a date with Doctor Burke? Why, why, why should that bother me? I, I love that man, he's like a uh, brother to dad.
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