Do you wanna get this tattoo?
Yes, I do. It's just that Ross says...Okay, hey, hey! Is your boyfriend the boss of you? No
Okay, who is the boss of you? You?
No, you are the boss of you! And you march your heinie in there and get that heart tattoo on your hip! Go!
How you doing? I'm a twinkie!
Really? I'm a hero.
This is so hard. Yeah, I know. I hate it too.
Look, maybe we should just tell them.
Maybe we should just tell your parents first. My parents are dead.
God, you are so lucky! I mean, well, you know what I mean. I know. I know.
Just hang in there, okay? Okay, I'll go out first, all right?
Judy! Going to the bathroom. Good for you!
Thank you, Richard. I appreciate the support.
Honey. Had you seen my Harmon Killebrew bat? Bob doesn't believe I have one.
I have no idea. Did you know Richard has a twinkie in the city?
I know. He's like a new man. It's like a scene from Cocoon.
注释：cocoon：茧; 保护膜; 防护层; 软罩。
I just never would have pictured Richard with a bimbo.
Apparently, he told Johnny Shapiro that she's quite a girl.
In fact, he told Johnny that he thinks he's falling in love with her.
Really? I tell you I've never seen him this happy.
So, Jack...you ever think about trading me in for a younger model?
Of course not. With you, it's like I've got two 25yearolds.
Oh, Jack, stop! Come on! It's my birthday!
Can we drop this? I am not interested in the guy's apartment.
Oh, please. I saw the way you were checking out his moldings. You want it.
Why would I want another apartment? I've already got an apartment that I love.
Well, it wouldn't kill you to say it once in a while.
All right. You want the truth? I'm thinking about it.
What? I'm sorry. I'm 28. I've never lived alone...and I'm finally at a place where I got enough money...that I don't need a roommate anymore.
I don't need a roommate either. I can afford to live here by myself.
I may have to bring in somebody once a week to lick the silverware.
What you getting so bent out of shape for? It's not we are agree to live together forever. We're not Bert and Ernie.
Look, you know what? If this is the way you feel...then maybe you should take it.
Well that's how I feel. Then maybe you should take it!
Well then maybe I will! Fine with me! Great!
Then you are able to spend more quality time with your real friends...the spoons!
Whose drink can I freshen?
Almost time for cake!
Mon, are you okay?
You remember that video I found of Mom and Dad? Yeah. Well, I just caught the live show.
Hey, there. What? Nothing. I just heard something nice about you.
Really? Richard! Rich,
Your son isn't seeing anyone, is he? Not that I know of.
Well I was thinking, why doesn't he give Monica a call?
That's an idea.
Well, actually, I'm already seeing someone. Oh? Oh? Oh...Oh!
She never tells us anything. Ross, did you know Monica's seeing someone?
Mom, there are so many people in my life.
Some of them are seeing people and some of them aren't. Is that crystal?
So who's the mystery man? Well, he's a doctor.
A real doctor? No, a doctor of meat. Of course he's a real doctor. And he's handsome. And he's sweet, and I know you'd like him.
Well, that's wonderful.
Mom, it's okay.
It is, Judy.
Jack! Could you come in here for a moment? Now!
Found it! I'll take that, Dad.
It seems your daughter and Richard are something of an item.
That's impossible. He's got a twinkie in the city.
Dad, I'm the twinkie.
You're the twinkie? She's not a twinkie!
All right, look you guys, this is the best relationship I've been in
Oh, please! A relationship? Yes, a relationship!
For your information, I'm crazy about this man. Really? Yes.
Am I supposed to stand here and listen to this on my birthday?
Dad, this is a good thing for me. And you even said yourself you've never seen Richard happier.
When did I say that? Upstairs in the bathroom, right before you felt up Mom!
Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday, dear Jack. Happy birthday to you!
It looks so good! Oh, I love it.
I know, so do I! Oh phoebe I'm so glad you made me do this.
Okay, let me see yours. Let's see yours again.
Pheobe we just saw mine. Let me see yours.
Oh, no! It's gone! That's so weird. I don't know how, where it went.
You didn't get it. No.
Why didn't you get it? I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Phoebe how could you do this to me? This was all your idea!
I know! And I was gonna get it, but then he came in with this needle. And did you know they do this with needles?
Really? You don't say? Because mine was licked on by kittens!