Hi Joey, what's going on man?
Morning. I just uh, came by to pick up my mail. Where's the mail?
Oh it's uh, over there on the table.
You don't keep it over here on this table anymore?
No, Eddie likes to keep it over there.
All right, here you go my friend. Eggs à la Eddie, huh?
Wowo. Oh, ooh, that's great.
No I just uh, thought you liked your eggs with the bread with the hole in the middle, à la me.
Well I do, but uh, Eddie makes them this way and, well they're pretty darn good.
Well you guys, I'm outta here. See ya pals.
So how're you two getting along?
Oh, I couldn't be happier.
Great, well, I'm happy for ya. All right that's it. He just comes in here, Mr. Johnny Neweggs, with his, his, his moving the mail and his, his 'see ya pals'.
And now there's no juice. There's no juice for the people who need the juice, want the juice. I need the juice.
There's another carton right over there.
Hey, this isn't about juice anymore, all right man?
All right, so what's it about?
Eggs. Who's eggs do you like better, his or mine, huh?
Well I like both eggs equally.
Oh come on. Nobody likes two different kinds of eggs equally. You like one better than the other and I wanna know which.
Well what's the difference? Your eggs aren't here anymore, are they? You took your eggs and you left. You really expect me to never find new eggs?
I wanna watch Entertainment Tonight.
Tough noogies, we're watching Predators of the Serengeti.
Would you guys stop?
It's my TV.
Wha, oh, quit it.
Oh my God.
Well, Monica keeps changing the channel.
Oh, that's great, why don't you tell mommy on me?
Now I'm mommy in this little play? All right look, I refuse to get sucked into this like, weird little Geller dimension thing OK?
So I'm gonna go and take a nice long hot bubble bath because you kids are driving me crazy.
OK, what're we gonna do about this?
Well, I guess we could tape Entertainment Tonight.
Not that, this, us. Oh my God, Ross, you're, you're, it's jus, you, ever since you been here.
Mon, Mon, you've gone ultrasonic again, all right?
I just can't stand you being here all the time.
Why, why, why can't you stand me being here? I don't, I, we're just, you know, we're just having fun.
Fun? Fun, you think this is fun?
Yeah, come on, I mean I though, you know, I thought we're just fooling around. Like when, uh, when we were kids.
Ross, I hated you when we were kids.
You hated me when we were kids?
Yes. I hated you. I mean I, I, loved you in a 'you're my brother so I have to' kinda way, but basically, yeah, I hated your guts.
Why did you hate me?
Because, you were mean to me and you, you teased me and you always, always got your way.
And that wasn't fun for you?
I can't believe you hated me.
Now I love you. And not just 'cause I have to.
Yeah. You're just gonna have to stop pissing me off.
I can do that.
Then I won't have to kill you.
So you wanna watch uh, Entertainment Tonight?
You know what? What?
If you really wanna watch that Serengeti thing, we can.
Listen. You are not going to believe this, but, that is not me singing on the video.
Well, how did you find out?
Well, OK, the record company sent over this piece of paper for me to sign, saying that it's OK for someone else to sing for me. That was my first clue.
So what're you gonna do?
Well, I can't work with people who would do this.
I mean this poor woman.
The voice woman. You know, I mean, she has a great voice but she doesn't have a video.
OK, Pheebs. But what about you?
Well I have a video, you have to pay attention.
No this, this voice woman, she's so talented but, according to the producer people, they said she doesn't have like the right look or something, you know.
I mean, it's like, she's like one of those animals at the pound who like nobody wants 'cause they're not pretty enough or you know.
Like, like some old dog who's just kind of like stinky and. Ohh, oh my God, she's smelly cat. Oh, oh that song has so many levels.
Hey Eddie, you uh, wanna play some foosball?
No thanks man, I'm not uh, I'm not really into sports.
Yeah o, OK, all right. Doesn't matter, time for Baywatch.
What, you, you like that show?
You don't like that show?
Wha, no. I mean it's just a bunch of pretty people running around on the beach, you know.
Well that's the brilliance of it. The pretty people...and the running.
I tell you, you know, I'mI'm gonna go read in my room for the while.
Oh o, OK man.
I think of all the friends I've known. But when I dial the telephone. No one's home. All by myself. Don't wanna live. All by myself. Anymore. All by myself.
smelly cat, smellly cat, what are they feeding you? Everybody.
smelly cat, smellly cat, it's not your fault.
They won't take you to the vet.
You're obviously not their favorite pet.
It may not be a bed of roses.
And you're no friend to those with noses.
Uh, Ross, those are the only lines we have, sorry. Ok, back to the chorus everybody!