Hi. Richard just told me he love me.
Oh, my God! I know!
Honey, that's great! I know! I just can't find...
Oh they're in the top drawer. Hurry.
You need one too?
I found it.
There's only one.
Hi. Uh, we'll be right there, we're just, we're trying to decide something.
Hey. They're just trying to decide something.
Oh good, good, good.
So, is uh, was your moustache, did, used to be different?
Oh. How do you uh, you know, keep it so neat?
I have a little comb.
Oh. And what do you call that?
A mustache comb.
Ok, I, I will do your laundry for one month.
Ok, ok, ok, I will, I will, I will, I, hey, I will clean the apartment for two months.
All right, I tell you what, I'll give this to you now if you can tell me where we keep the dustpan.
So were you in Nam?
Rockpaperscissors? You got it.
One two three.
Fine, go have sex. Thank you.
很好，上♥ 床♥ 吧。谢谢。
No. You have got it completely wrong. John Savage was Deer Hunter, no legs, Jon Voight was Coming Home, couldn't feel his legs.
No, no way. You've got it totally the other way around my friend. Jon Voight was...
What, what oh....
It's not gonna happen. They're doing it tonight, we can do it tomorrow.
Uh, in the future, if I could see the schedule beforehand...
So, when I woke up this morning, he'd stolen all the insoles out of my shoes.
Because he thinks I slept with his exgirlfriend and killed his fish.
Why would you kill his fish?
Because sometimes, Phoebe, after you sleep with someone, you have to kill a fish.
菲比，因为有时候，你跟人上♥ 床♥ 之后…就必须要杀条鱼。
Chandler honey, sorry. Ok, can we watch Joey's show now please?
Wait, he's not here yet.
So, he's on the show, he knows what happens.
Oh, I'm fine about my problem now, by the way. Oh good.
Amber, I want you to know that I'll always be there for you, as a friend and as your brother.
Hard day huh? First the medical award, this.
Yeah, some guys are just lucky I guess.
Dr. Ramoray, report to first floor emergency, stat.
Well then, uh, I uhh, guess that's me. Anyone else need to go on the elevator? Dr. Horton, Dr. Wong?
No, no, they only said you.
Oh, ok. All right.
I love you Drake.
Yeah, whatever. Oh no.
Drake, look out. Drake.
Did they just kill off Joey?
No. Now maybe.
Come on. Joey.
Open up. We wanna talk to you.
I don't feel like talking.
Oh come on Joey, we care about you.
We're worried about you.
And some of us really have to pee.
Sorry Joey. Hey.
Listen, sorry about your death, that really sucks. Yeah.
We came over as soon as we saw.
How could you not tell us?
I don't know, I was kinda hoping no one would ever find out.
Well, maybe they can find a way to bring you back.
Nah, they said that when they found my body, my brain was so smashed in that the only doctor that could have saved me was me. Supposed to be some kind of irony or something.
But, Joey, you're gonna be fine. You don't need that show, it was just a dumb soap opera.
Phoebe, this was the greatest thing that ever happened to me.
Yes, I was going to incorporate that. Oh good, here's Monica, she'll have something nice to say.
注释：incorporate：将…包括在内; 包含; 吸收。
Um, I straightened out your shower curtain so you won't get mildew. What? To me that's nice.
It's gonna be ok. You know that?
No, I don't. It's like, you know, you work your whole life for something and you think that when you get it it's never gonna be as good as you thought it would be.
But this so was. You know, it changed everything.
Like the other day, I got this credit card application, and I was preapproved. Huh? I've never been preapproved for anything in my life.
I'm sorry man.
Yeah, Joey honey, I don't know if this'll mean anything to you but you'll always be preapproved with us.
No, that means nothing to me.
Pecan sandy, just made em.
Yeah alright. What're these, raisins?
Uh, sure, why not.
Listen Eddie, um, I've been thinking about our current living situation and uh, why are you smiling?
I got a little surprise, look. There's a new fishie. I named him uh, Chandler, you know, after, after you.
Well that's not an, even a real fish. No, that's a goldfish cracker.
So what's your point man?
Ok, good night. You big freak of nature.
Ohh, brisk tonight.
Let's never speak of this. You got it.