What is it?
I, I don't know, it's got all this stuff about wind and trees and there's some kind of sacred pool in it. I mean, I don't really get it but she's, she's pretty upset about it.
See, this is why I don't date women who read.
What, what's that?
It's my VISA bill. 'Envelope one of two.' That can't be good.
Open it, open it.
Oh my God. Woah.
Look at this, how did I spend so much money?
Uh Joey, that's just the minimum amount due, that's your total due. Ahh.
What, woah, woah, $3500 at porcelain safari?
注释：safari:(尤指在东非、非洲南部的) 观赏(或捕猎)野兽的旅行; 游猎。
My animals. Hey the guy said they suited me, he spoke with an accent, I was all confused. I don't know what I'm gonna do.
Well I guess you can start by driving a cab on Another World.
That's a twoline part.
Joey, you owe $1100 at I Love Lucite.
So suck it up man, it's a job, it's money.
Hey, look, I don't need you getting all judgmental and condescending and pedantic.
Look, I'm not being any of those things, ok, I'm just being realistic.
Well knock it off, you're supposed to be my friend.
I am your friend.
Well then tell me things like, 'Joey you'll be fine,' and, 'Hang in there,' and, and, 'Something big's gonna come along, I know it.'
那你就该说 “乔伊，没事的。”，“坚持住。”，还有 “我知道你还会得到大角色的。”
But I don't know it. What I do know is that you owe $2300 at Isn't it Chromantic.
Hey Ross, I'm aware of what I owe.
Ok, well then get some sense. I mean it took you what, 10 years to get that job, who knows how long it's gonna be till you get another.
Look, I don't wanna hear this right now.
Huh, I'm just saying...
Well don't just say.
Ya know, maybe, maybe I should just go.
Ok. I'll see ya later. Just think about it, ok.
I don't need to think about it. I was Dr. Drake Remoray. That was huge. Big things are gonna happen, you'll see. Ross, you still there?
Ahhhhgaaaahhh. Eddie what're you still doing here?
Ah, just some basic dehydrating of a few fruits and vegetables. Man alive this thing's fantastic!
Look Eddie, aren't you forgetting anything?
Oh yeah, that's right, look I got us a new goldfish. He's a lot feistier than the last one.
Maybe 'cause the last one was made by Pepperidge Farm. Look, Eddie, isn't there something else you're supposed to be doing right now?
Well, not unless it's got something to do with the hydrating, my man, 'cause right now I'm a dehydrating maniac!
Look you have to help me out here. I thought we had a deal. I thought by the time...
You know what that is?
Your last roommate's kidney?
That'sthat's a tomato. This one definitely goes in the display.
Hey Gunther, let me get a lemonade to go.
Lemonade? You ok man?
Ah, it's career stuff. I don't know if you heard but they killed off my character on the show.
Oh, that's too bad. How'd they do it?
I fell down an elevator shaft.
That sucks. I was buried in an avalanche.
I used to be Bryce on All My Children.
Daaahhhh! Aaahhhhhhh! Aaahhhh!
Why must everybody watch me sleep? There'll be no more watching me sleep, no more, watching.
I wa... Uuuh.
Hey man, check it out, I got some great new stuff to dehydrate here. I got some grapes, got some apricots; I thought it would be really cool to see what happens with these water balloons.
Get out. Get out, get out, get out, get out, get out, get out.
You, move out. Take your fruit, your stupid small fruit and GET OUT!
You, you want, you want me to move out?
I uh, I gotta tell you man, I mean, that's uh, it's kinda out of the blue, I mean don't you think?
This is not out of the blue, this is smack dab in the middle of the blue.
注释：smack dab：恰好地, 不偏不倚地。
Ohhhh. Relax, take it easy buddy. Tell me twice, you want me to go? All right, alright, guess I'll be back for my stuff.
But if you think for one second I'm leaving you alone with my fish, you're insane Jack!
You want some help.
No help required Chico.
All the way to the airport huh? You know that's over 30 miles, that's gonna cost you about so bucks.
Casting Excuse me, that's 50 bucks.
Five o dollars.
Ohh, you know what it is? It's smudgy 'cause they're fax pages. Now when I was on Days of Our Lives as Dr. Drake Ramoray, they'd send over the whole script on real paper and everything.
And, and just so you know, if you wanted to expand this scene like, like have the cab crash or something, I could attend to the victims 'cause I have a background in medical acting.
Ok, listen, thanks for coming in.
No no, uh, don't thank me for coming in. Uh, at least let me finish. Uh, we could take the expressway but uh, this time of day you're better off taking the budge.
You were going for the word bridge there weren't ya. I'll have a good day.
Ok, question number 28, have you ever allowed a lightning bearer to take your wind? I would have to say no.
And I would have to say pahhuh.
Do you not remember the puppet guy?
Yeah you like totally let him wash his feet in the pool of your inner power.
And his puppet too.
Yeah ok, well at least I didn't let some guy into the forest of my righteous truth on the first date.
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