Stocks and bonds are moving higher....
Hey Monica, why are we watching the business channel?
Oh, 'Cause I was going by it the other day and I saw that there was a stock with my initials, MEG, on it.
And, well, sometimes I have to watch for two or three hours before it comes up again but when it does, it's pretty exciting.
Ok honey, you really need a job.
Mon, speaking of which, dad says he knows someone you can call for an interview.
Ok, right there. That, that's the third sign today. Right there.
Ok, on behalf of everyone, I'd just like to say behuh.
No, 'cause you just said dad and everywhere I go today I keep getting signs telling me to go see my father.
Like when I was walking over here and I passed a buffet...which is my father's last name.
And they were serving franks which is his first name minus the s at the end.
And there was a rotisserie with the spinning chicken.
His Indian name?
No, because I chickened out the last time when I tried to meet him. So I mean coincidences? I don't think so.
Freakish. Wow. Wicked. Weird, weird.
Ok, so, who wants the uh last hamburger?
Oh, alright, that's it, now I have to go see him.
Hamburger. McDonald's. Old MacDonald had a farm, my dad is a pharmacist.
Man, I am so beat. Oh, yeah.
Hey, you just wanna forget about racquetball and hang out here?
Hey you're in our seats.
Oh, sorry we didn't know.
Hey, we were sitting there.
Ok, there is one more way to say it, who knows it?
Is that supposed to be funny?
No actually, I was just going for colorful.
What's with this guy?
What's with you?
Uh, nothing, nothing's with him. Enjoy your coffee.
What just happened?
I just took your hat. See, I can be funny too. My, my joke is that I, I took your hat.
That, that is funny. Can I have it back?
Ok, ok, you know what? I think you're very funny. Kudos on that hat joke. But, come on guys, just, just give him back the hat.
Why should we?
Because it's a special hat. See, he bought it because he was feeling really down one day so he got the hat to cheer himself up, you know. Now Chandler...
Stop talking, stop talking now. Let me just get this straight. You're actually stealing my hat?
You got a problem with that?
No, just wanna make sure we're on the same page.
Hey, how'd the interview go?
It bit. It was a 50's theme restraunt. I have to cook in a costume and dance on the counter.
I mean, I was a sous chef at Cafe des Artistes. I mean how could I take a job where I have to make something called Laverne-and-Curly Fries?
So don't do it.
How can I not do it? I have $127 in the bank.
Monica, relax, go get a beer.
I don't want a beer.
Who said it was for you?
What's the matter with you?
The mean guys at the coffee house took my hat.
It was ridiculous. You know, these guys, they were bullies, actual bullies, you know. We're grown ups, this kinda stuff isn't supposed to happen anymore.
Oohhh. Hi. Hi.
Ohhh Oh no, wait a minute, I have no one.
Hey, woah, let's go down there and get your hat back.
Nah, forget it, it's probably stripped and sold for parts by now.
Hey, I went up.
My stock, MEG, it went up 2 points. Hey guys, do you realize that if I had invested my $127 in myself yesterday that I'd like have...a lot more than that today.
You know what, I'm gonna do it.
Put all my money in me.
Monica, what're you talking about? You don't know the first thing about the stock market.
What's to know? Buy, sell, high, low, bears, bulls...Yes Manhattan...yeah telephone number of the stock...selling store.
See, didn't I tell ya these pillows would be a good idea?
Oh God, here we go. For the first time in my life I'm gonna say 'Hi birthfather'.
We love you, we're here for you. Yeah, good luck, good luck.
Hey Rach, you uh, you want some sandwich?
Ohh, what is in that?
Olive loaf and ham spread, no mayo.
No no, 'cause mayo, that would make it gross.
Hey, hey, no, oh oh.
Run, Phoebe run.
No no no, doggy please. Oh, I do so wanna love all animals, please no. Back off! Back off!
Get him a bone, get a bone. You gotta bone?
Are you kidding me?
Look kibbles, bits. Oh God, alright, get the hell off my leg you yippity piece of crap. Ok, alright, we have a problem.
Well why don't you just reach out and take his trampoline.
Ok, here, I know what we can do.
Hey, hey, hey no.
Ok, doggy get the aahhh. Ok go get the sandwich, get the sandwich doggy. Good doggy get the sandwich, get the...
Ok, Joey, the dog will lick himself but he will not touch your sandwich, what does that say?
Well if he's not gonna eat it, I will.
Are you crazy?
Pheebs, he's just a little dog. Ahhh.