Do you have to be a Century 21 realestate agent to get to wear those really cool jackets?
Do you say this stuff to girls?
Hehehehey, isn't that the guy who used to wear your hat? And look where they're sitting.
You're joking, right? You guys just walked through the door.
Maybe we didn't make it clear enough. Yeah.
This couch belongs to us.
Alright, I'll tell you what, you call the couch and then, and then we'll call the couch, and we'll see who it comes to.
You know what I keep wondering? Why you two are still sitting here.
Alright, that's it. I've had enough of this, alright? Gunther, these guys are trying to take our seat.
Fellas, these guys were here first.
Oh, sorry. I'm sorry, Didn't realize.
There you go.
Thank you Gunther.
We didn't wanna have to go and do that.
You told on us?
You told on us?
Well pal, you didn't give me much of a choice.
Don't play with this thing. I know.
Alright, let's take this outside.
Let's, let's take this outside? Who talks like that?
The guy who's about to kick your ass talks like that.
You had to ask. Yeah.
Ok, ok look, see, the thing is we're, we're not gonna fight you guys.
Well then here's the deal, you won't have to so long as never ever show your faces in this coffee house ever again.
I think you played the Gunther card too soon.
Hey Pheebs, II think you're good to go.
Yeah, I don't know.
What's the matter?
I just think that this was a really bad sign, you know. I mean, like the beast at the threshold, you know.
It's just, I have like no family left, you know. I mean, except for my grandmother, you know, but let's face it, she's not gonna be around forever, despite what she says.
And I have a sister who I've barely spoken to since we like shared a womb. I don't know, this is my real father, and I just, I want things to be like just right.
Yeah Phoebe, I completely understand.
Yeah, whatever you need. Hey, you wanna go home?
Ok, thanks. Sorry again.
What was that?
Uhh, I'm guessing the threshold's clear now.
I wanna buy 5 shares of SGJ and I wanna buy them now. Come on, the time is money my friend. Thank you. Wooo.
Time is money my friend?
Yeah, you missed, 'Takes money to make money,' and uh, 'Don't make me come down there and kick your Wall Street butt.'
Hey, I made $17 before breakfast, what have you done?
Well uh, I had breakfast here so technically I saved $3.50.
How did you make $17?
Well, my financially challenged friends, I split my money and I bought some shares of CHP and ZXY.
How come those?
Well, CHP because I used to have a crush on Eric Estrada. And ZXY becuase I think it sounds zexy.
What happened to uh, MEG?
MEG was good for me but I dumped her. You know, my motto is get out before they go down.
That is so not my motto.
Hey Pheebs. Oh hey, how's the dog? yeah.
Ok, I talked to the vet, people are so nice Upstate. Anyway, he said that the little fella's gonna be ok and I can pick him up tomorrow.
Good. Oh, thank God.
Yeah, but he did have to have a bunch of stitches and he said that only once in a blue moon does a dog's ear grow back so...still hoping.
Ok, so Phoebe, now are you gonna call your dad and let him know that his dog is ok?
I, I don't wanna meet my father over the phone. What am I gonna say, like 'Hi, I'm Phoebe, the daughter you abandoned. Oh, by the way, I broke your dog.'
Hey Pheebs, if you want, I'll do it.
Ok. Listen, just don't say anything about me, ok.
DON'T...be too long with the phone.
Ok, she'll be a much better friend once the market closes.
It's a woman.
Ok, so talk to her.
Uhh, hello Miss Buffay. I know where your dog is. I want you to know that he'll be returned to you, almost as good as new, within, within 24 hours. Uh, goodbye.
Why the voice?
Hard to say.
Your cappuccino sir.
You know I think this is much better than the coffee house.
How come it's not mixing with the water?
Well the package says you have to uh, constantly keep it moving. Stir and drink, stir and drink, never let it settle.
Hey, this is ridiculous. I'll tell you what.
After I get back from my niece's christening, I'll go down to the coffee house with you and we'll all have a nice cup of coffee alright. No problem, Joey's there.
No. Man I don't wanna have to have Joey with me every time I wanna descent cup of coffee.
Ya know, and I don't wanna spend the rest of my life drinking cappucino with a 'K'. I say you and I go back down there and stand up to those guys.
Alright, hang on a second there Custer.