Yeah really, Ross, have you ever been beaten up before?
By someone besides Monica?
No. So what? So what if we get beaten up, maybe that's just something every man has to go through once in his life. You know, like a, like a rite of passage or something.
Well, couldn't we just lose our virginities again? You know, because I think actually mine's growing back.
I need to borrow a hundred bucks.
Hi, welcome home. I need to borrow a hundred bucks.
I've gotta get back in the game.
Why, when did you get out of the game?
I don't know, I lost it all ok? I lost it.
Hey, I've come to terms with it, you have to too.
注释：come to terms with：妥协，达成协议。
Ok. Look uhh, Mon I'm, I'm really sorry.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, where are we on the hundred bucks?
I, I don't have it.
But I need it. Otherwise I'm gonna have to take that horrible diner job. You know, with the dancing and the costumes. I don't wanna have to wear flame retardant boobs.
Nobody does, honey.
Schnoodle. Oh my God, what the hell happened to my dog?
It was an accident, and, and you know the woman who did this would never ever hurt a dog on purpose. She's a vegetarian.
What are these, stitches?
Yeah, eight of 'em. And that's 56 to him. You know also, if, if it's raining, you can't let him look up too long 'cause that cone'll fill up really really fast.
Yeah well, thanks for bringing back what's left of him.
Sure, oh, is, is Frank home?
How do you know Frank?
Just from a, from a long time ago. Is he here?
Oh, ok, um, I mean Frank senior.
He went out for groceries.
Ok so will he be back soon?
Well he left four years ago so we're expecting him back any minute now.
Alright, I'm, I'm gonna go. I'm sorry, about the dog, everything. I'm sorry.
Hey lady. Hey wait up.
How do you know my dad?
Um well I don't really. Just genetically. He's kinda my dad too.
Yeah. So um, did he ever talk about me, Phoebe?
No, but he didn't really talk about anything.
Yeah, he loved stilts.
One time I was upstairs, I was stealing cigarettes out of my mom's purse, and uh, all of a sudden I look over and there's my dad's head bobbing past the window.
He just had this big smile on his face and he was waving 'cause he was always happiest when he was on his stilts.
I don't know what to do with that.
Me neither. So you're like my big sister?
Well this is huge, you can buy me a beer.
I'm not gonna. But you know what's cool though?
Ok, if you had a friend named Pete, then I could say, 'Oh yeah I know, I know Pete, he's friends with my brother.'
I gotta friend named Mark.
That'll work too.
Cool, alright. So, maybe, you know, I could give you a call sometime, we could talk or something, you know.
Yeah, that'd be ok.
Ok, I'm in the book. Ok, yeah.
So um, stilts huh?
Yeah hey, you know if you want I can take you around back and show you where he hit his head on the rain gutter.
Well we did it, we're here. We are standing our ground. How long does a cup of coffee take?
Would you come on! Come on! Thank you.
Ah, There we go.
I think we proved our point.
You burnt your mouth?
Cannot feel my tongue.
Bullies, big bullies.
Oh, look who's here, it's the weenies.
Did we not make ourselves clear the other day.
Yes, and that's why we're here.
Yes, we're standing our ground...apparently.
Let's do this alright.
Woah, hoho, what you got there, a weapon?
It's a nice watch, I don't wanna break it on your ribs.
Alright, let's do this. Alright.
Question. If I don't care about my watch, can I use it as a weapon?
What'd you mean?
Well, it's sharp, it's metal, I think I can do some, you know, serious damage with it.
No, you can't use your watch.
Or your keys.
Look, here's what we'll do. We'll put all keys and watches in the hat over there. Alright. Alright, come on man, let's do this.
Before I forget, are we hitting faces?
Of course we're hitting faces, why wouldn't you hit faces?
Well because I have to work on Monday, I have a big presentation.
Actually, you know, uh, I gotta show this apartment tomorrow and uh, you know, this no faces thing might not be a bad idea.
Ok, nothing from the neck up. Alright.
Or the waist down. Dana's ovulating.
Oh really, you guys trying again?
Ok, so let me just get this straight. So we're uh, strictly talking about the middle?
Hey, hey, woah, you want some of this, huh? You want a piece of this, huh? I'm standing here, huh.
Hey, hey, those guys are taking our stuff!
Hey. Hey. Get away with that!
God, that was, that was amazing, that was incredible. You guys, you guys kicked butt.
Us, what about you guys? Man you really, bing, gave it to old Mr. Clean back there. He was a big guy.
Yeah he was, wasn't he.
Yeah, I wouldn't know having missed everything.
Ohh, don't do that to yourself. Anyone of us could've tripped over that little girls jump rope.
So, listen guys, are we uh, are we ok here?
We're ok. Alright.
Ok so, can I have my hat back?
Oh my God, look at her.
Hehehe, how's it going?
Hey nice boobs.
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