All right, you guys are off to party number one. And you...you, are off to party number two. All right, fellas, let's keep it moving, let's keep it moving.
Chandler, could you please at least send some women to my party?
Okay, that's Ross. Alright.
Okay, they're coming. Shh!
Oh! Thank you for such a wonderful dinner.
Thanks for being born. Oh!
Thank you for my beautiful earrings. They're perfect.
Oh! I love you. Oh!
Now, you can exchange them if you want, okay?
Ahem, Now I love you even more.
Surprise! Oh, my gosh! Wow! Monica! Oh, my God. Mom! This is so great! Happy birthday, sweetie.
Wow, you...you! I had no idea! Really? No, I knew. All right.
Okay, everybody. There's food and drinks on the table.
Go across the hall. What? What? Right now, Joey and Chandler's, go. Now!
Why? Just go. Weird.
Surprise! Hahahahahahaha...Happy birthday, sweet pea. Daddy! Wow oh!
Both of them are here? Both of them? Both of them are here? Well, we could count again.
I can't believe this is happening!
You know what? This is ridiculous. Okay? This is your birthday, this is your party. I say, we just put them all together. If they can't deal with it, who cares?
I do. That's who!
Look, are you gonna be okay?
Well, I have to be. I don't really have a choice. I mean, you know, I could look at the bright side. I get two birthday parties and two birthday cakes.
You know, actually just...ONE birthday FLAN.
It's a traditional Mexican custard dessert. Look! Talk to Monica. She's on the food committee. I can't...
Joe, Joe! Hey, some girl just walked up to me and said,"I want you, Dennis"...and stuck her tongue down my throat. I love this party!
Quick! Quick volleyball question. Volleyball?
Yeah! We set up a court in your room. Um...You didn't really like that grey lamp, did you?
Joey, a woman stuck her tongue down my throat. I'm not even listening to you.
Dennis! Okay, that's me.
Listen. Honey, can you keep Dad occupied? I'm gonna talk to Mom for a while.
Okay. Do you have any ideas for any openers?
Um...Let's just stay clear of "I'm the guy that's doing your daughter" and you should be okay.
Okay, people! I want you to take a piece of paper...Here you go. Oh! And write down your most embarrassing memory.
Oh! And I do ask when you're not using the markers, you put the caps back on them. Because they will dry out.
Hi, Dr. Green. So, um...how's everything in the um...vascular surgery...game?
It's not a game, Ross. A woman died on my table today.
See? That's the good thing about my job. All the dinosaurs on my table are already dead.
Listen, you guys! Um, I don't mean to be a pain about this, but um...I've noticed some of you are just placing them on. You want to push the caps...until you hear them click.
Gunther! Where you going?
I um...was sort of thinking about maybe...
No! No, you can't go! No, this is fun. Come on! We're just starting. Here's your marker.
Listen! If you want to go, just go.
No! She'll yell at me again.
All right. I can get you out.
Sh! In a minute, I'll create a diversion. When I do, walk quickly to the door and don't look back.
I think I need a drink.
Oh! I'll get it for you. What do you want? Scotch.
Alright. I'll be back in 10 seconds with your scotch on the rocks in a glass. Neat!
Cool! No, no, no! No, no, no! Neat, as in NO rocks.
Oh, hello, Ross! Where have you been? Hi! Um, I...have been...in the bathroom. Stay clear of the salmon mousse.
Oh! Scotch neat. You know, that's Rachel's father's drink.
Whoa! Mine too. Isn't that neat? Scotch neat. Would you excuse me?
Heyyyy! Hey! Where are you um...sneaking off to, mister?
Ha, I'm getting my cigarettes. They're in my jacket.
No! No. No! What do you mean "no"?
No! Um, see? Because that...that's the staging area. You go in there, it'll ruin the whole illusion of the party. Yeah!
I think you take your scotch back in there and I will get your cigarettes for you, sir.
Get my glasses too. All righty-roo.
注释：all righty-roo：没有特别的意思, 只是一种比较俏皮的说法， roo也只是一个类似象声词的东西, 好比中国人说:"好滴啦" "那必须滴" 这样的感觉。所以Ross才会在关上门以后自嘲说, "真是第一次说那句话的好时机啊！"
What a great moment to say that for the first time.
Okay, the first person's most embarrassing memory is..."Monica, your party sucks." Okay, very funny.
Oh, no! Woo, woo. Did someone forget to use a coaster? What?
I don't see anything.
Great, I'm seeing water rings again.
Ross, whose glasses are those? Mine.
You wear bifocals? Aham. I have a condition apparently...that I require...two different sets of focals.
Ah! Do you know my husband has glasses JUST like that? No! Well, those are very popular frames.
Neil Sedaka wears them.
I hear you can get people out of here.
You didn't tell me your boyfriend smokes. Oh, yes...Yeah, like a chimney. Oh...Agh!
Big smoker. Big, big smoker. In fact, I'm gonna go onto the hallway and fire up this bad boy.