Ross: Hold on a second. You need to not touch any of those.
Ross: Okay, bye Well, Monica's not coming, it's just gonna be me and Rachel.
Chandler: Oh. Well, hold on camper, are you sure you've thought this thing through?
Ross: It's laundry. The thinking through is pretty minimal.
Chandler: It's just you and Rachel, just the two of you? This is a date. You're going on a date.
Chandler: Yuhhuh. I haven't done that in a while.
Ross: Wait, is it a date if she doesn't know? We're going on a date?
Chandler: Yes, absolutely. Saturday night all rules apply.
Ross: So what're you saying here? I should shave again, pick up some wine, what?
Chandler: Well, you may wanna rethink the dirty underwear. This is basically the first time she's gonna see your underwear—you want it to be dirty?
Chandler: Oh, and uh, the fabric softener?
Ross: Okay, okay, now what is wrong with my Snuggles? What, it says I'm a sensitive, warm kinda guy, you know, like a little fuzzy bear. All right, I can pick something else up on the way.
Monica: Thank you. So what does this Bob guy look like? Is he tall? Short?
Joey: Which what?
Monica: You've never met Bob, have you?
Joey: No, but...
Monica: Oh my god, Joey, for all we know this guy could be horribly...
Angela: Hey, Joey.
Monica:...horribly attractive. I'll be shutting up now.
Chandler: Where are they? Where are they?
Phoebe: This is nice. We never do anything just the two of us.
Chandler: It's great. Maybe tomorrow we can rent a car and run over some puppies.
Phoebe: Eww, I don't wanna do that.
Chandler: Here we go.
Phoebe: Okay, have a good breakup.
Chandler: Hey, Janice.
Janice: Oh, my god, I am so glad you called me. I had the most supremely awful day.
Chandler: Hey, that's not good. Can I get an espresso and a latte over here, please?
Janice: We got the proofs back from that photo shoot, you know, the one with the little vegetables. Anyway, they pretty much sucked, so, I blew off the rest of the afternoon, and I went shopping...and I got you, I'm looking, I'm looking, I'm looking, I got you...
Chandler: What...did you get me there?
Janice: I got you...these.
Chandler: Bullwinkle socks. That's so sweet.
Janice: Well, I knew you had the Rockys, and so I figured, you know, you can wear Bullwinkle and Bullwinkle, or you can wear Rocky and Rocky, or, you can mix and match, moose and squirrel. Whatever you want.
Chandler: Well, I'm gonna get another espresso. More latte?
Janice: No, no, I'm still working on mine.
Chandler: That's it?
Phoebe: Yeah, it was really hard.
Chandler: Oh, yeah, that hug looked pretty brutal.
Phoebe: Okay, you weren't there.
Phoebe: How's it going with Janice?
Chandler: Going? These aren't going. She got me socks.
Phoebe: These go with your Rockys. Oh my god, she must really cares about you. I'm sorry.
Woman: Coming through. Move, move.
Rachel: Oh, excuse me. I was kinda using that machine.
Woman: Yeah, well, now you're kinda not.
Rachel: But I saved it. I put my basket on top.
Woman: Oh, I'm sorry, is that your basket?
Woman:It's really pretty. Unfortunately, I don't see suds.
Woman: No suds, no save. Okay?
Ross: What's going on?
Rachel: Hi, uh, nothing. That horrible woman just took my machine.
Ross: Was your basket on top?
Rachel: Yeah, but there were no suds.
Rachel: Well, you know, no suds, no save.
Ross: No suds? Excuse me, hold on a second. This is my friend's machine.
Woman: Hey, hey, hey, her stuff wasn't in it.
Ross: Hey, hey, hey, that's not the rule and you know it. All right. Show's over. Nothing to see here. Okay. Let's do laundry.
Rachel: That was amazing. I can't even send back soup.
Ross: Well, that's because you're such a sweet, gentle.... uh...Do you, uh, do you...Oh, hey, uh you must need detergent.
Rachel: What's that?
Ross: Uberveiss. It's new, it's German, it's extra-tough.
Ross: Rach, do you uh, are you gonna separate those?
Rachel: Oh god. Oh, am I being like a total laundry spaz? I mean, am I supposed to use like one machine for shirts and another machine for pants?
Ross: Have you never done this before?
Rachel: Well, not myself, but I know other people that have. Okay. You caught me. I'm a laundry virgin.
Ross: Uh, well, don't worry, I'll use the gentle cycle. Okay, um, basically you wanna use one machine for all your whites, Okay, a whole other machine for your colors. And a third for your uh, your uh, delicates, and that would be your bras and your underpanty things.
Rachel: Okay, well, what about these are white cotton panties. Would they go with whites or with delicates?
Ross: Uh, that, that, that would be a judgment call.
Monica: He's so cute! So, where did you guys grow up?
Angela: Brooklyn Heights.
Monica: How did that happen?
Joey: Oh my God!
Joey: I suddenly had the feeling that I was falling. But I'm not.
Joey: So, you and Angela, huh?
Bob: Yep. Pretty much.
Joey: You're a lucky man. You know what I miss the most about her?That cute nibbly noise she makes when she eats. Like a happy little squirrel, or a weasel.
Bob: Huh, I never really noticed.
Joey: Oh, yeah, yeah, listen for it.
Bob: Monica, Monica is great.
Joey: Yeah, yeah, she is. But it's not gonna last. She's too much for me in bed. Sexually.
Monica: I've gotta tell you, Bob is terrific.
Angela: Yeah, isn't he?
Monica: It is so great to meet a guy who is smart and funny, and has an emotional age beyond, like eight.
Angela: You know what else? He's unbelievable in bed.
Monica: Wow. My brother never even told me when he lost his virginity.
Angela: Huh. That's nice.