You really need the bassinet?
Well, I just think the baby would keep falling off the dog. Do you, uh, do you, do you not see kids in our future?
Oh, hey. I love children, I have children. I just don't want to be 70 when our kids go off to college, and our lives can finally start.
Look, I want you, now.
That's Great. You know we don't need to talk about this now. Really, I mean this is, is so way, way, way, in the future, I'm talking hovercrafts and apes taking over the planet.
Come on, Chandler, I want this part soo much. Just one kiss, I won't tell anyone.
Joey, no means no!
I'm sorry we, we don't have your sheep.
Aww, Rach, I think you look cute And you, uh, you, you I'd like eat with a spoon.
Get away from me, I said no!
Richard buzzed. He's waiting downstairs.
Oh, Richard's here. I should run down and say goodbye to him.
Bye. Bye, good luck.
So how's your date with your cyberchick going. Ooh, hey, what is all that.
Oh, it's a website, it's the, uh, the Guggenheim museum. See, she likes art, and I like funny words.
What does she mean by HH?
It means we're holding hands.
Are you the cutest?
I'm afraid I might just be.
You know, I think it is so great that you are totally into this person and yet for all you know she could be like 90 years old, or have two heads, or. It could be a guy.
Ok, it's not a guy, all right, I know her.
It could be like a big giant guy.
Man, I got this close to him and Monica kneed me in the back. What's going on?
We were just wondering if Chandler's girlfriend is a girl.
Oh, well. Just ask her how long she's gonna live. Women live longer than men.
How do you not fall down more?
Ok, ask her 'What is her current method of birth control?'
"My husband is sleeping with his secretary." She's married!
Well at least we know she's a woman.
I can't believe she's married.
Aw, man I'm sorry. This must be very tough for ya, huh.
So, I read this article the other day that says you're not supposed to throw rice at weddings, because when pigeons eat rice it kills them.
Oh, that's why you never see pigeons in sushi bars. See, we're having fun.
Oh, absolutely. Yeah, you know I'm not even thinking about that thing that we're not gonna be think about.
Neither am I. Yeah.
Hey, there. Hi.
Are you all right?
Yeah, when I was in the bathroom I saw the window that I crawled out of at my wedding, and God, I just started thinking that I shouldn't be here, you know I shouldn't.
People are gonna be looking at me and judging me and, and thinking about the last time.
Sweetie, it's be gonna ok, all right. It's a wedding, generally people focus on the bride.
God I know, you're right.
All righty, everybody look at me. Good. All right, it's time. Bridesmaids and ushers, let's see two lines, thank you.
Ok, I'll see you after the thing.
Ok, good luck
Thank you, Ok, Ok.
Why the hell didn't you tell me!
I'm sorry. What was I supposed to do stand up and shout 'Hey, Rachel, your butt is showing!'
Oh my God this is sooo humiliating.
I think the only thing that tops that was, was, was when I was in the eighth grade and I had to sing the Copacabana in front of the entire school.
I think I got about two lines into it before I ran and freaked out. Oh my God, my entire life is flashing before my eyes.
Rach, hey look, I remember that, it wasn't so bad.
Oh Ross, would you stop, you got me, I'm dating you.
Oh hi, Mr. Wineburg, hi Mrs. Wineburg.
It's so wonderful to see you again, my dear, in fact I hardly expected to see so much.
You told me you didn't see anything.
I tell ya a lot things!
Well it's wonderful to have you up and about again, dear.
Ok, now that is the third time someone has said something like that to me today.
Rach! Rach! Oh, hi!
Oh my God, I'm married! I know.
I'm Mrs. Dr. Barry Hunter hyphen Farber.
Oh honey, I'm so proud of you, Min.
Min. Oh Rach, you're still here, at our wedding, they were packing up the chopped liver about now.
Yeah, I love that story. Um, I have a question for you guys. Why do people keep saying it is good to see me up and about?
Well uh, after you ran out on your wedding, Barry's parents told people that you were sort of....insane.
From the syphilis.
Yeah, what are they gonna say you didn't love me anymore. Come on.
Your choices were that or syphilis? !
Hey sweetie. At least this puts your whole tushy show into perspective.
Angela? Joey Tribbiani. Listen, uh, what are you doing tonight. I know you're seeing that guy I was thinking maybe you could bring him...Hello? Hello?
Aren't you gonna answer her, that's like the tenth bingbong message she sent. She wants to know what's wrong?
What's wrong? What's wrong? You're married that's what's wrong.
She wants to meet you in person.
Hey, look, Phoebe I wanted to meet her in person too, ok, but she's married, she has a husband.
What if the husband person is the wrong guy, and you are the right guy. You don't get chances like this all the time,
If you don't meet her now, you're gonna be kicking yourself when your 80, which is hard to do, and that's how you break a hip.
Ok, I'll do it!
Oh, yeah! Ok! Great! Go, man, go put on your shoes, and, and march out there and meet her!
Oh, wait, no, no you have to take a shower, 'cause, eww. No, you, you have to, you answer her, answer her first. No, no, you know what, make some coffee 'cause its too much.
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