Joey: I'm telling you that girl totally winked at me.
All: Did not, she did not wink at you...
Ross: I have to say Tupelo Honey by Van Morrison.
Rachel: Nooo Way! The most romantic song ever was The Way We Were.
Phoebe: Uh, see, I-I think that one that Elton John wrote for, um, that guy on Who's The Boss.
Rachel: What song was that, Pheebs?
Phoebe: Hold me close, young Tony Dan-za.
Phoebe: Hi Monica! Hey Mon! Hey Mon!
Phoebe: Oh my God, has she slept at all?
Rachel: No, it's been three nights in a row.
Ross: Yeah, she finally stopped crying yesterday, but then she found one of Richard's cigar butts out on the terrace, so.
Phoebe: Oh, ok, that explains it. I got a call at two in the morning, but all I could hear was, like, this high squeaky sound, so I thought oh, ok so it's like a mouse or a possum.
Then, I realized, like, ok where would a mouse or a opossum get the money to make the phone call.
Chandler: Morning. Morning, hey, you made pancakes?
Chandler: Yeah, like there's any way I could ever do that.
Janice: Monica and Rachel had syrup, uh-uh, now I can get my man to cheer up. Good morning Joey.
Joey: Good morning.
Chandler: Hey, you know what, here's a thought. Why don't you stay home from work today and just hang out with me.
Janice: Oh, I wish. Listen, honey, you have that report to finish, and I've gotta go see my lawyer.
Chandler: I can not believe I am going out with someone that is getting divorced. I'm such a grown-up.
Janice: I-I-I gotta go, I gotta go. Ok, not without a kiss.
Chandler: Well, maybe I won't kiss you, and then you'll have to stay.
Joey: Kiss her! Kiss her!
Janice: I'll see you later, sweetie. Bye Joey.
Joey: Bye bye Janice. So when ya dumping her?
Chandler: Nope, not this time.
Joey: Come on, quit yanking me.
注释：yank：猛拉、猛拽，yank 在口语中有:make a joke on sb. 意思就是拿某人开玩笑、玩弄某人的意思。
Chandler: I'm not yanking you.
Joey: This is Janice.
Chandler: Yeah, I know. She makes me happy.
Joey: Ok. All right. You look me in the eye and tell me, without blinking, that you're not breaking up with her. No blinking.
Chandler: I'm not breaking up with her!
Monica: God, look what I found in the drain.
Monica: It's some of Richard's hair! What do I do with this?
Ross: Getting it away from me would be job one.
Monica: It's weird, but you know what I don't wanna throw this away. I mean this is like all I have left of him, gross, drain hair. Ooh!
Phoebe: Ooh. Oh. Looks like, like a tiny little person drowning in your cereal.
Monica: God, what is wrong with me.
Ross: You need to get some sleep.
Monica:I need to get some Richard.
Rachel: Monica, you broke up with him for a reason.
Monica: I know, I know. I'm just so tired of-of missing him. I'm tired of wondering why hasn't he called. Why hasn't he called?
Phoebe: Maybe, 'cause you told him not to?
Monica: What are you, the memory woman?
Joey: They're not breaking up. Chandler and Janice. They're not breaking up. He didn't blink or anything.
Rachel: Well, you know I'm not surprised. I mean have you seen them together, they're really cute. Cute? This is Janice! You remember Janice?
Rachel: Yes, Joey, I remember, she's annoying, but you know what she's-she's his girlfriend now. I mean what can we do?
Joey: There you go! That's the spirit I'm looking for! What can we do? Huh? All right who's first? Huh? Ross?
Ross: Well I'm thinking Chandler's our friend and Janice makes him happy, so I say we all just be adult about it and accept her.
Joey: Yeah, we'll call that Plan B.All right?
Rachel: Honey, I was wondering...Hmm?
Rachel: Do you still have that, um, navy uniform?
Ross: Nooo, I had to return it to the costume place. Hmm.
Ross: I think I have an old band uniform from high school.
Rachel: You remember not having sex in high school, right? Yeah.
Rachel: Well honey, what about you? What? I mean, fun, you know, fantasy type things?
Rachel: Come on you gotta have one!
Rachel: Ross, you know what? What?
Rachel: If you tell me, I might do it.
Ross: Ok, umm. Did you ever see, um, Return Of The Jedi?