Monica: And I went down to the post office, and it turns out it was those videos that I ordered for Richard about the Civil War. He loved the Civil War.
Phoebe: Monica, do you want us to take you home?
Monica: Uh, huh. Or maybe to a galaxy far, far away.
Ross: Women tell each other everything. Did you know that? Umm, yeah.
Ross: No Chandler, everything! Like stuff you like, stuff she likes, technique, stamina, girth...
Chandler: Girth? Why, why, why, wh-why, why, why, why would they do this?
Ross: Rachel says sharing's great and supposedly, you know, we ought to be doing it. You wanna?
Chandler: We're not gonna talk about girth are we? Nooo! Yeah, ok. Yeah? Yeah! All right! You go first.
Ross: Ok, ok, I'll go first. Ok.
Ross: So, uh, the other night Rachel and I are in bed talking about fantasies, and I happened to describe a particular Star Wars thing...
Chandler: Princess Leia in gold bikini. Yes!
Chandler: I know! Yes! Wow, well, that-that was easy. Ok, you- you go. Ok. Ok.
Chandler: Ok, well you know, you know when your in bed, with a woman.
Chandler: And, ah, you know, you're fooling around with her. And you get all these like, mental images in your brain, you know, like Elle MacPherson, or that girl at the Xerox place...
Ross: With the belly button ring? Oh, muhawa!
Chandler: I know, And then all of a sudden your mom pops into your head. And you're like 'Mom, get outta here!'
You know, but 'course, like, after that you can't possibly think of anything else, and you can't, you know, stop what you're doing.
So it's kind of like, you're, you know. You know...You don't know!
Ross: Your mom, you're telling me, you're telling me, about your mom, what is the matter with you?
Chandler: You said...Ross: I said 'share' not 'scare'. Go sit over there.
Janice: We're baack!
Chandler: Hey, what are you guys doing together?
Janice: Joey and Janice's DAY OF FUN! !
Chandler: Really. Yeah, yeah. We went to a Mets game, we got Chinese food, and, you know, I love this woman. You have got competition buddy.
Janice: I just came by to give you a kiss, I have to go pick up the baby, so. I'll see you later sweetheart, you too Chandler.
Chandler: You still can't stand her can you? I'm sorry man, I tried, I really did.
Chandler: Well, you know, I appreciate you giving it a shot.
Joey: But, hey, look, you know, the good thing is, is that we spent the whole day together, and I survived, and what's even more amazing, so did she. It was bat day at Shea Stadium.
Chandler: I guess that's something.
Joey:Oh man, that's huge! Now, I know I can stand to be around her, which means I get to hang out with you, which is kinda the whole point, anyway.
Joey: Oh, hey, Chandler, we, ah, we stopped by the coffee shop and ran into Ross.
Chandler: Oh God!
Joey: Hey, if it makes you feel any better, I do it too.
Joey: Oh yeah, I always picture your mom when I'm having sex.
Video: April Twelve, Eighteen hundred sixty one, 4:30 A.M. on Tuesday, the United States garrison at Fort Sumter was fired upon it is now under bombardment by...
Monica: Hey, Dad, what are you doing here?
Mr. Geller: Well, it's your mother's bridge night so I thought that I'd come into the city for a little Monicuddle. Since when did you start smoking cigars?
Monica: I don't, I just, I just like the smell of them. So, uh, what are you really doing here Dad?
Mr. Geller: Well, I just wanted to make sure that you are ok.
Monica: What makes you think that I might not be ok?
Mr. Geller: I saw Richard.
Mr. Geller: So, how are you doing?
Monica: I'm fine, just a little tired, but I'm ok. How-how's Richard doing?
Mr. Geller: You don't wanna know.
Monica: No, I-I really, really do.
Mr. Geller: Well, he's doing terrible!
Monica: Really? !
Mr. Geller: It's worse than when he broke up with Barbara.
Monica: You're not just saying that are you? -Mr. Geller: No, the man is a mess.
Monica: Was he crying?
Mr. Geller: No.
Monica: Well, do you think he was waiting 'til after you left, so he could cry?
Mr. Geller: Maybe.
Monica: I think so.
Mr. Geller: Honey, relationships are hard. Like with your mom and me. You know after we graduated from college we broke up for a while.
It seems her father, your grandfather, wanted her to travel around Europe, like he did.
Of course, he got to do it on Uncle Sam's nickel, because he was also strafing German troop trains at the time. However...
Rachel: Ok, here we go. I'm Jabba's prisoner, and you, have a really weird look on your face.
What? Honey, what is it? Did I get it wrong? Did I get the hair wrong? What? Did you just picture it differently? What? What?
Ross: No, no it's, um, it's not you, um, it's um, it's...
Mrs. Geller: Well what is it? Come on sweetie, your kinda like, freaking me out here.
Ross: I hate Chandler, the bastard ruined my life.