Mike: Welcome everybody, welcome to Amazing Discoveries!
Phoebe: Oh, oh! It's on again!
Joey: You guys, can we please not watch this sort of... Shhhh!
Host: Folks, this ever happened to you. You go to the refrigerator to get a nice glass of milk, and these darn cartons are so flinging flanging hard to open.
Joey: Oh, you said it Mike. Aw! There's gotta be a better way!
Mike: And there is, Kevin!
Joey: Can we please turn this off?
Rachel: No way, Kevin.
Mike: Revolutionary new product that guarantees that you'll never have to open up milk cartons again.
Meet the Milk Master 2000.
Ross: Are you intrigued? You're flinging flanging right I am!
Mike: It's the first time, he's never used this product before, you're gonna see how easy this is to do. Go ahead. This works with any milk carton.
Joey: Wow, it is easy. Now I can have milk, everyday.
Joey: I can't watch this anymore you guys.
Phoebe: All right, you've suffered enough. We'll change it. We'll change it.
Infomercial Announcer: How many times has this happened to you?
Joey: Argh, there's gotta be a better way!
Chandler: Uh, it's official there are no good movies.
Janice: So let's go to a bad one and make out.
Monica: Perhaps, you would like me to turn like this, so that you can bunny bump against my back.
Joey: Hey! Hey. Hey, man. What's up?
嘿。 嘿。 嘿。老兄，怎么了？
Joey: Maybe you can tell me. My agent would like to know why I didn't show up at the audition I didn't know I had today.
The first good thing she gets me in weeks. How could you not give me the message? !
Chandler: Well, I tell ya I do enjoy guilt, but, ah, it wasn't me.
Phoebe: Yes, it was! It was him! Uh huh! Ok, it was me!
Joey: How is it you?
Phoebe: Well, it was just, it was all so crazy, you know. I mean, Chandler was in the closet, counting to 10, and he was up to 7 and I hadn't found a place to hide yet.
I I I meant to tell you, and I wrote it all down on my hand. See, all of it.
Joey: Yup, that's my audition.
Monica: See, now this is why I keep notepads everywhere.
Phoebe: Yep, and that's why we don't invite you to play.
Janice: What is the great tragedy here? You go get yourself another appointment.
Joey: Well, Estelle tried, you know. The casting director told her that I missed my chance.
Phoebe: Oh that is unfair. I'll call her I'll tell her it was totally my fault.
Joey: Pheebs, you can't do that. The casting director doesn't talk to friends, she only talks to agents.
Phoebe: What a sad little life she must lead. Ok, ooh.
Joey: What're you doing? What're you doing?
Phoebe: No, no, no, I know, I know, ooh. 'Hi, this is Katelynn, from Phoebe Buffay's office.
Um, is um, Ann there, for Phoebe, she'll know what it's about.'
Joey: Hang up, hang up.
Phoebe: Annie! Hi. Listen, we got a problem with Joey Tribbiani, apparently he missed his audition. Who did you speak to in my office?
Estelle, no, I don't know what I'm gonna do with her.
No. All right, so your husband leaves and burns down the apartment, the world does not stop.'
Chandler: Is anybody else scared?
Phoebe: Right, well look, um, if Joey loses this audition, that's it for Estelle. I don't care!
Annie you are a doll, what time can you see him?' I need a pen, a pen.
Chandler: Get the woman a pad! Get the woman a pad! A pad! A pad!
Monica: Oh, now you want a pad.
Rachel: Huh. Well that's funny. Ugly Naked Guy is still naked, but his dog is wearing a sweater.
Carol and Susan: Hey! ! There's my boy! Here's my boy! And here's his Barbie What's ah,
What's my boy doing with a Barbie?
Carol: He picked it out of the toy store himself, he loves it.
Susan: He carries it everywhere, it's like a security blanket, but with ski boots and a kicky beret.
Ross: Yeah, it's, it's, it's cute. Why, why, why does he have it, again?
Susan: So he's got a doll, so what? Unless you're afraid he's gonna grow up to be in show business.
Carol: This wouldn't have anything to do with the fact that he is being raised by two women, would it?
Ross: You know what, it's fine. If you're ok with the Barbie thing, so am I.
Ross: Give daddy the Barbie! Ben, give, give me the Barbie. Ok, how about, don't you want to play with the monster truck?
No. Ok, oh, oh, how about a Dino solider?
Rachel: Ross, you are so pathetic. Why can't your son just play with his doll?
Monica: I gotta go to work. Has anybody seen my left boob?
Joey: I love that movie.
Monica: There it is. Joey, what're you doing?
Joey: I'm sorry, it just felt nice.
Chandler: Joe. Joe! Answer the phone.
Joey: Hey, I only got one good arm, you know. You should be doing stuff for me. Go get me a sweater.
Chandler: Just do it! Ok, it's Janice and if I get it I'm gonna have to see her tonight.
Oh, that's great I'm gonna have to see her tonight.
Rachel: What's the big deal? Why don't you wanna see Janice?
Chandler: Ok, last night at dinner, when the meals came, she put half her chicken piccata on my plate and then she took my tomatoes.
Ross: And that's bad because...you hate chicken piccata? Noo.
这样很不好是因为 你不喜欢烤鸡肉吗？ 不。
Ross: You didn't wanna share your tomatoes, tomatoes are very important to you.
Chandler: No, it's like all of a sudden, we were this couple, ok? And this alarm started going off in my head, you know, 'Run for your life! Get out of the building!'
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