Chandler: Hey! Hey!
Chandler: Hey hey hey. So what happened? Did a forest tick you off?
注释：tick off：惹恼; 激怒。
Joey: No. You know how we're always saying we need a place for the mail.
Joey: Well, I started building one. But then I decided to take it to the next step.
Chandler: You're building a post office?
Joey: No, an entertainment unit, with a mail cubby built right in. It's a one day job, max.
Chandler: Ok. My word! Those are snug.
Joey: Oh yeah. These are my old work pants, Sergio Valente's.
Joey: Power saw kinda got away from me there.
Rachel: Hey Pheebs. Hey! Any sign of your brother?
嘿，菲比。 嘿！ 你弟出现了吗？
Phoebe: No, but he's always late.
Rachel: I thought you only met him once?
Phoebe: Yeah, I did. I think it sounds like you know big sistery, you know, 'Frank's always late.' So.
Rachel: Well relax, he'll be here.
Phoebe: No, I know, I'm just nervous. You know I, it's just you know mom's dead, don't talk to my sister, Grandma's been sleeping a lot lately.
It's just like the last desperate chance to have a family, you know, kinda thing. You're so sweet to wait with me.
Rachel: Well, actually Gunther sent me. You're not allowed to take cups out here, it's a thing.
Chandler: Does anyone else think David Copperfield is cute?
Monica: No, but he told me, he thinks you're a fox.
Chandler: All right, Janice, likes him. In fact she likes him so much she put him on her freebie list.
Joey: Her what?
Chandler: Well, we have a deal, where we each get to pick five celebrities that we can sleep with, and the other one can't get mad.
Ross: Ah, the heart of every healthy relationship. Honesty, respect, and sex with celebrities.
Monica: So, Chandler, who's on your list?
Chandler: Ah, Kim Basinger, Cindy Crawford, Halle Berry, Yasmine Bleeth, and ah, Jessica Rabbit.
Chandler: Ah, Now, you do realize that she's a cartoon, and way out of your league?
Chandler: I know, I know, I just always wondered if I could get her eyes to pop out of her head.
Joey: Hey, Monica, who would yours be?
Monica: First, I need a boyfriend, then I can have a list.
Joey: It's a game Mon. Rach, how about you?
Rachel: Oh, I don't know, I guess, Chris O'Donnell, John F.Kennedy, Jr. , Daniel Day Lewis, Sting, and Parker Stevenson.
不晓得，应该是克里斯奥唐纳、 小约翰F肯尼迪丹、尼尔戴路易斯、史汀和帕克斯蒂文森。Ross: Spiderman?
Rachel: Hardy Boy.
Chandler: Peter Parker. Thank you.
Rachel: What about you honey, who would be on your list?
Ross: Why, you know, that that kinda thing requires some serious thought.
First, I'll divide my prospective candidates into categories...
Chandler: What a geek!
Phoebe: Everybody this is Frank! This is my half brother Frank. Oh, hi.
Phoebe: This is everybody. This is, this is Ross.
Frank: How are you? Hey.
Phoebe: Chandler. Hi. Hi. Joey. Hey hey! Hey. This is Monica.
钱德。 嘿。 乔伊。 嘿。 嘿。 这是莫妮卡。
Frank: Whoa! And this is Rachel. Hi! Whoa! !
哇！ 这是瑞秋。 嘿。 哇！！
Phoebe: I'm gonna get coffee, for us.
Frank: Hey, how do you guys get anything done?
Chandler: We don't, really.
Rachel: Well, so now, do you guys have a lot of big plans?
Phoebe: Oh yeah! Yeah, no, we're gonna connect, you know bond, and everything.
Frank: Yeah, I was thinking maybe we could go out down to Time Square and pick up some ninja stars.
And, oh, um, my friend Larry, he wants me to take a picture of a hooker.
Chandler: You know, we really don't take advantage of living in the city. I know.
Joey: Oh, sorry. Did I get ya?
Chandler: No, you didn't get me! It's an electric drill, you get me, you kill me!
Joey: Calm down, do you want this unit or not?
Chandler: I do NOT want this unit! !
Joey: Well, you should've told me that before, I'm not a mind reader.
Hey, we're out of beer. Ok, I'm going to Monica's.
Monica: Hey! Where're ya heading in those pants? 1982?
Joey: Oh Monica, listen, I ah, I saw down at the hardware store, they got those designer tiles on sale, if you wanna redo your bathroom floor.
Monica: What's wrong with my bathroom floor?
Joey: Nothing. It's just old and dingy, that's all.
Monica: I highly doubt that.
Joey: Oh yeah? If you ah, move your hamper, you can see the color the tile used to be. Yeah.
Monica: I can't live like this! What what are we gonna do? What are we gonna do?
Joey: Relax, relax. Here, hold this. This old stuff comes right up. I'll show ya.
Monica: Little more than I wanted to see.
Joey: Aw! Look at that, every inch of this is glued down. It'd take forever to pry this up.
You should ah, you should just leave it.
Monica: I can't leave it! You gouged a hole in my dingy floor.
Joey: Eh! There you go.
Monica: Aww. Yeah that's nice, you know we could put it back there after the surgeons remove it from your colon!
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