Phoebe: Oh, ew! What?
Phoebe: Yeah, I know what I wanted to ask you. Um, can you roll your tongue?
'cause I can, and my mom couldn't, and I thought you know, I figured that was something I got from our dad.
Frank: What, wait, you mean like this?
Phoebe: Yeah, yeah. You can do it too, yeah.
Frank: You're not doing it.
Phoebe: Oh right, ok, yeah, my mom could, and I can't. We don't have that...
Frank: When's your birthday?
Phoebe: February 16th.
Frank: I know a guy who's the 18th.
Phoebe: That's close. When's yours?
Frank: October 25th.
Phoebe: That's the same month as Halloween. Yeah.
Phoebe: Yeah. So, um, what kinda things do you like to do at home?
Frank: Melt stuff.
Ross: Ok, I've got three of my five.
Rachel: Three of your five, what?
Ross: Celebrities I'm allowed to sleep with.
Rachel: Oh my God! You are giving this a lot of thought.
Ross: Hey, it's hard, ok? I only have two spots left.
Chandler: All right, so who you got it narrowed down to?
Ross: Okay, Elizabeth Hurely.
Chandler: Oooh hoo, very attractive, forgiving.
Ross: Susan Sarandon.
Chandler: Eh, You know what? She's too political.
She'd probably make you donate four cans of food first.
Ross: And Isabella Rosselini.
Ross: Very hot. Very sexy.
But ah, you know, she's too international, you know she's never gonna be around.
Rachel: So? So, you gotta play the odds, pick somebody who's gonna be in the country like all the time.
Rachel: Yeah, 'cause that's why you won't get Isabella Rosselini, geography.
Phoebe: Ok so, by melting, you meant melting.
Phoebe: So is it like art?
Frank: Yeah, you can melt art. Hey, can I use your phone?
Phoebe: Um, yeah sure. Why, you wanna call your mom?
Frank: No, I wanna melt it.
Phoebe: Oh, well um, not right now.
You know what I think I'm just gonna go to bed, I think the fumes are giving me a headache, so.
Phoebe: Good night, bro.
Frank: Good night.
Phoebe: Here. You know, just in case.
Frank: Oh, excellent.
Monica: What kind of karate is that?
Phoebe: No kind. He just makes it up.
Monica: So how's it go with you guys?
Phoebe: So far, it kind of blows.
I don't know, I just thought, you know, that he'd feel more like a brother,
you know, like you and Ross, just like close and connected and...
Monica: Oh honey, we're close now but you you wouldn't believe the years of of noogies, and wedgies, and flying wedgies, and atomic wedgies, and...
That's where the waistband actually goes over your head.
Phoebe: Ah! ! Oh, we used to drive each other crazy playing the shadow game.
Phoebe: Oh, how do you play the shadow game? Oh, how do you play the shadow game?
Phoebe: I just asked you. I just asked you.
Phoebe: I don't have time for this.
Monica: No, that is what the game is. Which you just gave up really quickly.
Chandler: Have you seen Joey?
Monica: What's the matter?
Chandler: Oh, just this! You know what, it's my fault really, because the couch is where we usually keep the varnish.
Joey: Hey, somebody wanna hand me one of those tiles?
Chandler: What's going on?
Monica: He's retiling my floor.
Chandler: You! Spackle boy! Get up!
Monica: Ah ah ah, hey you started this, you'll finish it.
Chandler: He started mine first!
Phoebe: Build the unit Cinderellie, lay the tile Cinderellie.
Frank: Whoa! Big octopus.
Phoebe: Hello. Oh my God, I totally forgot! Well can't someone else do it?
But, I have company. Yeah, no look, that's all right I'll come in.
Ok. Um, Frank, I'm really sorry but I have to go into work.
It's it's one of my regulars and he's insisting that I do him so.
Frank: Hey, what kind of work do you do?
Phoebe: Oh! I'm a masseuse. I give people massages and stuff.
Frank: You you work at one of those massage parlors?
Phoebe: Well, you know, we don't call it that, but yeah!
Frank: Wow! That's wild! No, I had no idea.
Phoebe: All righty. I'll be back in in a little bit. Unless, you wanna come with me?
Frank: You mean like watch?
Phoebe: No, no, you can get one yourself. It'll be on the house! You know, what are big sisters for?
Frank: Well, I don't think this, you know.
Phoebe: No, no, no, I wouldn't do you myself, I mean that would be weird.
Yeah, no, I'll get one of the other girls to do it. Oh, this is so much fun! Yey! Are you excited?
Frank: Yeah! Hey, do Monica and Rachel work there?
Monica: It's beautiful! It's like the first bathroom floor there ever was. Whoa! What're you going in there for?
Chandler: You want, like, a number?
Ross: Hi! Bye! Hey!
Ross: Ok, I'm done with my choices, these are final.
Rachel: Well, it's about time. Yeah, very official.
Ross: Oh, yeah, well, you know Chandler printed it up on his computer.
Monica: And who laminated it?
Ross: That was me.
Rachel: All right let me see. Uma Thurman, Winona Ryder, Elizabeth Hurley, Michelle Pfieffer, and Dorothy Hammel?
Ross: Hey, it's my list!
Rachel: Okay honey, you do realize she only spins like that on ice.
Frank: Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Y'know, ow!
Phoebe: Hey! Hey! What's going on? She broke my arm.
Girl: He touched my fanny. No, she touched mine first!
Girl: That's my job!
Frank: So wait, what's the deal here, I can have sex with you, but I can't touch you?
Phoebe and Girl: Ewww! !!
Phoebe: You can't have sex with her!
Girl: What'd you think I was, a hooker?
Frank: No, ok, I know, you're a masseuse, it's cool, I'm not a cop.
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