Phoebe: Ok, Jasmine, can you, can you ask Mr. Whiffler if he can wait for like five minutes.
Jasmine: Fine. I don't like you! !
Phoebe: So that's what you thought I did! ! God! That's not what I do!
Frank: Wait, that's that's, what that's not what you do?
Phoebe: Nooo! Oh! Why would you think that?
Frank: I don't know, I mean, you know, it's, this is the city, you know, I just, I mean, I, I don't know.
Phoebe: Whatever, it's the perfect end to the perfect weekend, anyway.
Frank: Oh, wait, no, you're right, no, it was perfect and uh, I can't believe that I screwed it up so bad.
Phoebe: You really thought it was perfect?
Frank: Well, no, maybe maybe it wasn't perfect, but you know, it was pretty cool, you know, 'cause we had all those great talks, you know?
Phoebe: Yeah, um, which ones in particular were great for you?
Frank: Well you know about the tongue thing, you know, and how I told you about my likes and my dislikes...
Phoebe: I don't... How how I like to melt stuff, and how I dislike stuff that doesn't melt.
Phoebe: Right, ok, um mm.
Frank: Yeah, you know, 'cause I feel like I can really talk to you 'cause, you know, you're my sister, you know?
Phoebe: Yeah, I guess I do, yeah.
Frank: Then I go feel your friend up and make you mad at me.
Phoebe: Well, I I wasn't hopping mad, you know.
Frank: You hopped a little bit. Yeah, I'm really sorry. You know, I'm really.
Phoebe: Ok. All right, this is my favorite part of the weekend, right now, this.
Frank: This? Uh huh.
Frank: Oh come on we went, we went to Time Square, we we found ninja stars, I I almost got arm broken by a hooker...
Phoebe: She is not a hooker.
Frank: Well, when I tell my friends about her she will be.
Chandler: Ok, on three. One...Two...
Joey: Why don't we just go on two.
Chandler: Why two?
Joey: Because it's faster.
Chandler: Yeah, I could've counted to three like four times without all this 'two' talk.
Rachel: Oh! All right, but in the future... Ok! ! Ok! ! Come on! Heavy thing, not getting lighter!
哦！ 好，但是以后 好！！好！！ 算了吧！ 这个柜子很重，不会变轻的！
Chandler: Ok, one...two...
Joey: So we are going on two? All right! !
Chandler: Oh, good job Joe. Wow, it's big!
Chandler: Yeah. Yeah, so big that it actually makes our doors look smaller!
Joey: Maybe, my ruler's wrong.
Phoebe: Maybe all the rulers are wrong.
Joey: Look it's not that bad. So what, it blocks a little of your door, a little of my door.
Chandler: Yeah, you know what I got a better idea.
How how about it blocks none of mine door and a lot of your door?
Joey: Ok. Listen, before I forget, that side is still wet.
Rachel: Ok sir, um mm, let me just see if I got this right.
Ah, so this is a half caf, double tall, easy hazel nut, non fat, no foam, with whip, extra hot latte, right?
Okay, great. You freak.
Ross: Thank you.
Isabella: Um, coffee to go, please.
Ross: Isabella Rosselini!
Monica: Are you serious? Oh my God.
Ross: Damn! I can not believe I took her off my list.
Monica: Why? 'Cause otherwise you'd go for it?
Ross: You know, maybe.
Rachel: Oh oh, you lie.
Ross: What, you don't think I'd go up to her?
Rachel: Ross, it took you ten years to finally admit you liked me.
Ross: Yeah, well missy, you better be glad that list is laminated.
Rachel: You know what honey, you go ahead, we'll call her an alternate.
Ross: Ok, hold my cruller. Ok.
Monica: Rach, are you really gonna let him do this?
Rachel: Honey, he's about to go hit on Isabella Rosselini. I'm just sorry we don't got popcorn.
Ross: Hi! Hi, I'm Ross, um, you don't know me, but I'm I'm a big, big fan of yours. I mean, um um, Blue Velvet, woo oo hoo!
Um, I was wondering if I could um, maybe buy you a, um, cup of coffee? Or, reimburse you for that one.
Isabella: Aren't you with that girl over there?
Ross: Well, yeah, kinda. Um, but that's ok, see we have an understanding.
Um, see we each have this list of of five famous people, and you are one of mine.
So I'm allowed to sleep with you. No, no, no, it's flattering.
Isabella: I don't know. Oh no, no, no, wait, wait, Isabella.
Don't, don't just dismiss this so fast. I mean this is a once in a lifetime opportunity...
Isabella: Yeah, for you. Is that the list? Um, yes.
Isabella: Can I see it? Um, no.
Isabella: Come on! But, ok.
看一下嘛 . 好吧。
Isabella: I'm not in the list!
Ross: Um, see, but that's not the final draft.
Isabella: It's laminated!
Ross: Yeah, um, ok, see, you were, you were on my list but my friend, Chandler...brought up the point that you are international. So I bumped you for Winona Ryder. Local.
Isabella: You know, it's ironic, What?
Isabella:...because I have a list of five goofy coffee house guys and yesterday I just bumped you for that guy over there.
Ross: We're just gonna be friends.
Joey: You know what? Umm?
Joey: I bet 'ya ya I could fit in there.
Chandler: I've got five bucks says you can't.
Joey: Get out your checkbook, mister.
Chandler: Oh, I think I have the cash.
Joey: You are dog, man! I totally fit!
Chandler: Yeah, you got me. I'm out five big ones! Here you go.
Joey: Thank you. Cha ching!
Oh, well hello Mr. Lincoln. Better luck next time buddy. And the drinks are on me!