Janice: Janice has a question. Who of the six of you has slept with who of the six of you?
Phoebe: Wow, it's like a dirty math problem.
Ross: I'm sorry the answer there would be...none of us.
Janice: Come on over the years none of you ever got, you know, drunk and stupid?
Joey: Well, that's really a different question.
Janice: I'm sorry, I find it hard to believe that a group of people who spends as much time together as you guys do has never bumped uglies.
Joey: Well, there was that one time that Monica and Rachel got together and...
Monica and What? !!
Rachel: Excuse me, there was no time!
Joey: Ok, but let's say there was. How might that go?
Janice: Ok, ok, well then answer me this. Have any of you ever...almost?
Rachel: Does anybody need more coffee?
Ross: Yeah, I'll take some. Hey, there's a dog out there! You see?
Phoebe: Oh, that is so unfortunate. What?
Phoebe: Cute naked guy is really starting to put on weight.
Monica: Ok, I'll be back in just a minute. Oh, Phoebe I'm sorry that I left lipstick marks on the phone.
Phoebe: You didn't leave lipstick marks on the phone.
Monica: Oh, then it must've been you. Bye.
Phoebe: Bye bye! That's why I moved out.
Ross: Hey, you know while we're on that, when are you gonna tell my sister that you don't live here anymore.
Phoebe: I think on some levels she already knows.
Ross: Phoebe, she doesn't know that you sneak out every night, she doesn't know that you sneak back every morning, and she doesn't know that you've been living in your Grandmother's for a week now.
Phoebe: Ok, well maybe not on those levels.
Chandler: I'm never gonna find a roommate, ever.
Phoebe: Why, nobody good?
Chandler: Well, let's see, there was the guy with the ferrets, that's plural.The spitter.
Oh ho, and yes, the guy who enjoyed my name so much he felt the need to make a little noise every time he said it.
Nice to meet you, Chandler Bing, Bing! Great apartment Chandler Bing, Bing!
Ross: So how many more do you have tomorrow?
Chandler: Two. This photographer, who seemed really dull.
And this actor guy, who I'm not sure about, because when he called and I answered the phone 'Chandler Bing,' he said 'Whoa whoa, short message.'
Monica: Ross, foot on the floor or come over no more!
Ross: Sure, your dresser is missing but this she notices.
Ross: I have to go. Yeah, Carol should be home by now, so...
Chandler: Umm, how's it going with you guys?
Ross: Oh, better, actually. you know I I think I finally figured out why we were having so much trouble lately.
Phoebe: Oh, really?
Ross: Yeah, you know how I have you guys, well she doesn't has any close friends that are just hers, but, last week she meet this woman at the gym, Susan something, and they really hit it off, and I I I think it's gonna make a difference.
Chandler: Soo, ah, Eric, what kind of photography do ya do?
Eric: Oh, mostly fashion, so there may be models here from time to time, I hope that's cool.
Chandler: Yes, it is cool. Because I have models here, you know...never. What else?
Eric: Oh, yeah, during the summer, I spend most weekends at my sister's beach house, which you are welcome to use by the way.
Although, I should probably tell you, she's a porn star.
Chandler: Well, listen, I still have one more person to meet. But unless it turns out to be your sister, I think your chances are pretty good. All right.
Chandler: Bedroom. Bathroom. Living room. This right here is kitchen, and thanks for coming by, Bye bye.
Joey: Don't you ah, don't you wanna ask me any questions?
Chandler: Sure. Ummm. What's up?
Joey: Well, ah, I'm an actor. I'm fairly neat. I ah, I got my own TV.
Oh, and don't worry I'm totally ok with the gay thing.
Chandler: What gay thing?
Joey: Ah, just you know, in general the whole people being gay, thing. Totally cool with that.
Chandler: Well ok Jerry, thanks for stopping by.
Monica: Hi. Hey!
Chandler: Hey, Mon.
Monica: Hey hey hey. You wanna hear something that sucks. Do I ever.
Monica: Chris says they're closing down the bar. No way!
Monica: Yeah, apparently they're turning it into some kinda coffee place.
Chandler: Just coffee! Where are we gonna hang out now?
You got me.
Chandler: Can I get a beer please. Hey, did you pick a roommate?
Chandler: You betcha! Is it the Italian guy?
Chandler: Um mm, yeah right! He's so cute.
Chandler: Oh yes, and that's what I want, a roommate that I can walk around with being referred to as the funny one!
Monica: Pool table's free. Rack them up. I'll be back in just a minute. Get ready for me to whip your butt.
Chandler: Ok, but after that, we're shooting some pool.
Rachel: Oh, um, no, no, no, no excuse me, hello. Hi.
My friend ordered an onion, not an olive, and uh I ordered a rum and Diet Coke, which I don't think this is.
Waitress: I am so sorry. That's all right. I mean how hard is it to get a couple drinks right, huh?
Friend No. 1: Well, I would like to propose a toast, to the woman, who in one year from today, will become Mrs. Dr. Barry Farber D.D.S. .
Rachel: Ummm, I think it's time to see the ring again.
Friend No. 2: Oh, isn't it exciting, I mean it's like having a boyfriend for life.