Ross: So I told Carl, 'Nobody, no matter how famous their parents are, nobody is allowed to climb on the dinosaur.'
But of course this went right in one ear and out...
Rachel: I love how he cares so much about stuff. If I squint I can pretend he's Alan Alda.
Monica: Oh good, another dinosaur story. When are those gonna become extinct?
Chandler: If I was a superhero who could fly and be invisible, that would be the best.
Gunther: What does Rachel see in this guy? I love Rachel. I wish she was my wife.
Phoebe: Who's singing?
Ross: Hey. When you guys were kids and you played Happy Days, who were you? I was always Richie.
Monica: I was always Joanie.
Joey: Question. Was ah, 'Egg the Gellers!' the war cry of your neighborhood?
Phoebe: Ewww! Oh! It's the Mattress King! Booo! !
Chandler: Don't look honey. Change the channel! Change the channel!
Janice: Wait! Wait! I wanna see this. After I divorce him, half of that kingdom is gonna be mine.
Mattress King: 'Despair fills the mattress showroom.
My kingdom is suddenly without a queen. I'm so depressed I'm going to slash...my prices! !
Check it out! 599 for a California king, 499 for a pillow top queen set! I'm going medieval on prices!
Chandler: What a wank!
Janice: Oh, I cannot believe he's using our divorce to sell mattresses.
Monica: I know! And four ninety nine for a pillow top queen set, who cares about the divorce, those babies will sell themselves.
And I'm appalled for you by the way.
Mattress King: I'm close. I'm cheap. I'm the king.
Rachel: Ok. All right, daddy we'll see you tomorrow night. Ok bye.
Rachel: Are ah, having dinner with my Dad tomorrow night, I hope that's ok.
Ross: Oh shoot, tomorrow's not so good, I'm supposed to um, fall off the Empire State building and land on a bicycle with no seat. So.
Rachel: Ross, my father doesn't hate you.
Ross: Please, he refers to me as 'wet head'.
Rachel: But honey he calls everybody by a nickname! Ok, look, I know, all right, just one dinner, please, one night for me, pleeease.
I just want him to love you like I do.
All right, well not exactly like I do, but, if you do come to dinner, I'll love you like I do in that black thing that you like.
Chandler: I'll go.
Rachel: Thank you.
Ross: Hi Gunther.
Gunther: Yeah, we'll see!
Joey: Hey, you guys!
Phoebe: Hey! Guess what? What? I got a gig! Yay! !
嘿！ 你们猜怎样？ 啥？ 我有演出了。 耶！！
Chandler: See, that's why I can never be an actor. Because I can't say gig.
Phoebe: Yeah, I can't say croissant. Oh my God!
Monica: What's the part?
Joey: Well, it's not a part, no. I'm teaching acting for soap operas down at the Learning Extension.
Ross: Come on! That's great. Wow!
Joey: Yeah, yeah. It's like, it's like my chance to give something back to the acting community.
Ross: You know you probably not are allowed to sleep with any of your students.
Joey: I know!
Phoebe: Ugh! I don't know, Monica. It feels funny just being here.
I mean if you buy a bed from Janice's ex husband, that's like betraying Chandler.
Monica: Not at these prices.
Phoebe: Hi. You know, in England this car would be on the other side of the store. Woosh!
Monica: Oh! Ohhhhh! Oh! Phoebe, come here. Aw, this is my new bed. You gotta feel this bad boy.
Phoebe: Eh, Monica, it's still, it feels so weird, you know? Chandler's your friend...Oh! Oh my God!
Aw, all right, take this bed, you can make other friends. Aw.
Joey: Good evening. I am Mr. Tribbiani. And I will be teaching acting for soap operas.
Now um, on my first day as Dr. Drake Remoray on Days of Our Lives, Uh, I learned that one of the most important things in soap opera acting is reacting, this does not mean acting again, it means, you don't have a line, but someone else just did. And it goes something like this.
Thanks, thanks, thanks a lot. Oh, by the way, before I forget, to work in soap operas some of you're gonna have to become much more attractive. All right, moving right along.
Joey: Hi! Hey! Ooh! How was teaching last night?
Joey: Oh it was great. Yeah, you get to say stuff like, 'Hey, the bell doesn't dismiss you, I, dismiss you.'
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