Joey: Oh God. Uh, ok, here's the thing, this is the thing, ok, the thing is... What is the thing? Ok. I went down to the Mattress King showroom and, and I saw Janice kissing her ex husband.
天哪。是这样的。是这样的 是怎样？ 好。我那天去床垫大王的卖场。看到珍妮丝在亲她的前夫。
Joey: They were in his office.
Chandler: Well she, she wouldn't do that, she's, she's with me.
Joey: I'm telling you man, I saw it.
Chandler: Yeah, well, you're wrong! Ok, you're wrong.
Joey: I'm not wrong! I wish I was. I'm sorry. Bet that barium enema doesn't sound so bad now, huh?
Monica: It just makes more sense as an ensemble. Right. Besides, it takes the focus off the hat.
Phoebe: No! Oh! You're alive! You're alive!
Rachel: See Pheebs, I promised you no one would die, didn't I? Yeah, well, we'll see about that. Can I use your phone? I just wanna call everyone I know.
Monica: Sure, we have no money, go ahead.
Phoebe: 'Hey! You're not dead! Ok, see ya!'
Monica: Oh my God! He just said my name! Did you hear that?
Ben: Monica bang!
Rachel: Ok, I heard that.
Monica: Did he just say 'Monica bang'? Uh huh.
Monica: Oh my God! He's gonna rat me out!
Ben: Monica bang!
Monica: Oh ho ho, sweetie, sweetie, you gotta stop saying that now. It's no big deal, it's not even worth mentioning, you see, we all do it all the time.
See, watch this, Ben, Ben, Ben. Ow, Monica bang! Everybody bang. Ben bang. Rachel bang. Bang, Rachel, bang! Oh, isn't that fun?
Rachel: Look at that! Look at that! We all do it. Ok, I'm stopping now. You ok?
Rachel: Oh yeah! You know, if it's not a headboard, it's just not worth it.
Janice: How's my Bing a ling?
Chandler: Ah, I don't know, you you tell me. Anything you ah, you wanna tell me? because, if you ah, you should, if you, you would, tell me.
Janice: Why are your eyes so wide?
Chandler: You tell me! Maybe, it's because I was just fooling around with my ex! Oh no no no no, no no no no, that was you! !
Janice: Oh my God! ! All right! How did you know? Joey told me, he saw you two kissing.
我的天！！ 很好！ 你怎么知道？ 乔伊说的，他看到你们接吻！
Janice: In the park?
Chandler: No! In his office! How many kisses were there?
Janice: Just those two!
Chandler: Wh wh why, wh why, why, why was there kissing! ? There should be no kissing! !
Janice: Oh, I'm sorry honey, I'm so, so, haaaaa! I'm so, so sorry, I just haaaaaa! But I, oh what happened was, I I I can't breathe. Can you get me a bag, or something?
Chandler: Here. Here.
Janice: It's the receipt.
Chandler: I'll take it! All right look, I've gotta know. Are you finished with me? Are you finished with him?
Do you still love him? Do you still love me? All right look, I'm gonna need an actual answer here ok? So which is it, him or me?
Janice: I don't know.
Phoebe: Ok. If you're alive you answer your phone!
Monica: Ok, Ben, I won't tell your daddy that you had ice cream before dinner, if you won't tell him about our little bonking incident.
Rachel: Monica, number one, I don't think Ben understands the concept of bribery, and number two, I...What? !
Joey: You said number two.
Rachel: I also said number one.
Joey: I know.
Ross: Hey! Everyone.
Rachel: Hi! How's my little boy?
Rachel: He's perfect, he's never been better.
Ross: What'd you do, take him whaling?
Ross: Oh my God, he just said your name, that's great! Good job Ben.
Ben: Monica bang!
Monica: Oh, that's right, that's what I'd sound like I exploded.
Phoebe: Woo Hoo! The curse is broken! I called everybody I know, and everyone is alive.
Joey: Huh. What?
Joey: Ugly Naked Guy looks awfully still.
Phoebe: Oh my God! I killed him! I killed another one! And this curse is getting stronger too, to bring down something that big.
Rachel: Well maybe he's just taking a nap.
Joey: I'm telling you, he hasn't moved since this morning.
Monica: All right, we should call somebody.
Ross: And tell them what? That the naked guy we stare at all the time isn't moving?
Rachel: Well, we have gotta find out if he's alive.
Monica: Yeah, how are we gonna do that? There's no way.
Joey: Well, there is one way. His window's open, I say, we poke him. Hey! You know how we ah, save all those chopsticks for no reason when we get Chinese food?
Chandler: Yeah. Well, now we got a reason.
Chandler: What? Well, we're fashioning a very long poking device.
Chandler: All right.
Joey: Hey uh, what's the matter?
Chandler: I talked to Janice.
Joey: Oh my God, is she going back to him?
Chandler: She doesn't know. Says she loves us both. You know I woke up this morning and I was in love, you know I was happy.
You know it serves me right for buying that twelve pack of condoms. And now I can't even return them, because she choked on the receipt!
Joey: What are you ah, what're you gonna do?
Chandler: Aw! I don't know, you know? What, what would you do?